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My Heart Beats True - 2014 Membership Campaign Launched

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So this is now our second-highest tally ever. It really needs to be curving up every single year though. Hopefully we can finish the season strongly, have another excellent off-season and crack 40,000 next season. I can't just keep having children to boost membership figures.

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    So this is now our second-highest tally ever. It really needs to be curving up every single year though. Hopefully we can finish the season strongly, have another excellent off-season and crack 40,000 next season. I can't just keep having children to boost membership figures.

    All things being equal we really should break through 40k next year and set the base to work towards 50k by 2016/17 which if sustainable will go a long way to consolidate our position off-field.

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    Re Jesse - agree stay low key about him - just ease him into footy and see how things go from there.

    Bit puzzled about James Frawley being in the promotion given the uncertainty re his future - or does the Club think that may play a small part in swaying him to stay - [censored] his conscience??? But I think he is already going.

    Anyway membership numbers for next year are the top priority at the minute - hopefully the team can snag the odd win to keep young Demons fans interested - imperative - they are the Club's future supporter base.

    Top brain fade by Vickery last nite - good one Tyrone.

    Aussie Rules is crap in the wet like last night - better watching the Storm smash the Broncos.

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    I wonder if I can claim my Membership as a charitable donation. I'm contributing to those less fortunate then others and they're definitely not a profitable organisation...

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    I wonder if I can claim my Membership as a charitable donation. I'm contributing to those less fortunate then others and they're definitely not a profitable organisation...

    Been my contention for years !! ATO probably won't see it that way :(

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    don't need to argue whether the mfc is a not for profit org, i understand it actually is

    you would need to convince the tax commissioner that your membership fees were in fact a donation in that you don't receive anything of value in return

    now would that be hard?

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    don't need to argue whether the mfc is a not for profit org, i understand it actually is

    you would need to convince the tax commissioner that your membership fees were in fact a donation in that you don't receive anything of value in return

    now would that be hard?

    Do you get among the MFC and MCC blue rinsers dc? I'm sure you give them something of errr value (snicker, harumph ha ha ha )!

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    haha, bitter but orgasmic

    tell me, will you be defending your mr romsey hayseed of the year 2014 title next year?

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    haha, bitter but orgasmic

    tell me, will you be defending your mr romsey hayseed of the year 2014 title next year?

    No. Now that I my gym work is starting to pay dividends ( I have lost 750gm) and I am showing some delightful muscle definition, I think a body building title is not out of the question.

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    No. Now that I my gym work is starting to pay dividends ( I have lost 750gm) and I am showing some delightful muscle definition, I think a body building title is not out of the question.

    i can help you with a few titles.."Mr Universe of Lard" being just one of many,

    Seriously though,if you need a boost in the gym I can give you some stuff to help with your recovery.( from 5 push up in spandex)

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    i can help you with a few titles.."Mr Universe of Lard" being just one of many,

    Seriously though,if you need a boost in the gym I can give you some stuff to help with your recovery.( from 5 push up in spandex

    I prefer to keep things in my own hands at the moment Biff. Your tawdry supplements are for lesser men than me.

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    I prefer to keep things in my own hands at the moment Biff. Your tawdry supplements are for lesser men than me.

    :unsure::rolleyes:

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