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New players families welcomed to the club

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Hogan wasn't smiling in a photo again. That must worry some on here. I thing it's a great job by the club and to present the parents with a jumper.

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    Hogan wasn't smiling in a photo again. That must worry some on here. I thing it's a great job by the club and to present the parents with a jumper.

    On the other hand, others, who seem to enjoy worrying, would be worried were he actually smiling

    :-)) or maybe :-(((

    And on yet another hand (how many ore there?), some clubs may present the parents not a jumper but a syringe :-((((((

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    Big effort by the Viney's to accommodate the lads.

    The bond being formed between those young blokes under this circumstance cannot be underestimated as to how much it will mean for the team.

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    Hogan wasn't smiling in a photo again. That must worry some on here. I thing it's a great job by the club and to present the parents with a jumper.

    This worries me greatly.

    He wasn't smiling in the article about the MFC wanting him to play NAB cup as well.

    I smell conspiracy.

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    Bit of a different vibe to the 'meet-the-parents' meeting held at Windy Hill yesterday :)

    Jack viney doesn't take drugs. Drugs take jack viney.

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    On reflection, I should have made a gag about the "pep talk" they received at Essendon .. damn

    and i wonder if someone who takes performance enhancing drugs is a pedarist?

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    Bit of a different vibe to the 'meet-the-parents' meeting held at Windy Hill yesterday :)

    Meanwhile over at Essendrug-

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    Jack viney doesn't take drugs. Drugs take jack viney.

    It's not that he doesn't want to Cowboy, it's more that he can't find needles sharp enough to puncture his skin.

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