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Herald Sun reports Gysberts to be shown the door...Neeld has gone mad!!!

Tex
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Crack, hmmn, I Dunn'o, but a lil' mummy from Gyz'a goes a Loong way! and no, this isn't the Gys unwrapped, I'm unreliably informed.

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what a pleasant little interlude :)
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    what a pleasant little interlude :)

    and the Music was catchy too! :)

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    Dee-luded:

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    a postor wrote earlier in this thread, or another, I'm not sure as I go from thread to thread, wrote about unwrapping fabric to find bones. So I decided to make a light hearted thing about a mummy, & went looking for one. Specifically from Gyza. if I could.

    I found this beautiful creature & thought I'd post it as light relief, from the over intense & too serious of those who keep posting wearing frowns.

    From the lack of comments, I take it that most have enjoyed her, at least i suspect those who could enjoy her.

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    I know Gys has been mentioned in a few of the papers and online as leaving...I for one really rate him. If (and if's a big IF) he pulled his finger out, he could be anything. I for one would like to see the club give him another year. Try to offload someone like Petterd or Martin before Gysberts.

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    Oh no. This thread is back. Don't make me resurrect its doppelganger (it's a contender for worst thread of the year).

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    I know Gys has been mentioned in a few of the papers and online as leaving...I for one really rate him. If (and if's a big IF) he pulled his finger out, he could be anything. I for one would like to see the club give him another year. Try to offload someone like Petterd or Martin before Gysberts.

    You might get your wish if the rumour about Petterd going to Collingwood as part of the Dawes deal is on the button.

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    Bump.

    Like I said. Neeld needed to be sacked last year.

    He's a complete spud.

    Wake up people!!!

    Zero game plan.

    Petterd is killing it at Richmond, Rivers is killing it at Geelong and Moloney is killing it at Brisbane.

    Go Demons.

    #listentotex

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    maybe .... but he was right on guseless gysberts

    I don't know if Gysberts can play. I don't think anyone does. I know Pederson can't play and North didn't want him. But that was the trade. Idiotic.

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    Yes - in the early stages it reeks of Ben Nelson for David Gallagher to me.

    Perhaps. Perhaps he can't play. But I'm not sure that was determined more than the discards we took from Port and North. Anyway, water under the bridge I guess.

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    Bump.

    Like I said. Neeld needed to be sacked last year.

    Petterd is killing it at Richmond, Rivers is killing it at Geelong and Moloney is killing it at Brisbane.

    Go Demons.

    #listentotex

    You idiot. Watch the footy instead of playing on computers..

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