Tom and Phil went up the hill

to fetch a pail of money and pie's

Tom fell down and broke his Knee

And fat phil came tumbling after.

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by BIG JIM

TAPSCOTT BUMAYE !

TAPSCOTT BUMAYE !

TAPSCOTT BUMAYE !

In reference to the chant ALI BUMAYE from the African crowd during the Rumble in the Jungle fight against Foreman which translated to ALI KILL HIM.

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by Fork 'em

maybe just get super arrogant and sing

'theres only one team in melbourne,

one team in melbourne,

theres only one team in melbourne'

WE ARE THE DEMONS

WE ARE THE LOYAL

NO TIME FOR SCULLY(LOSERS)

CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

GO DEES.

MELBOURNE CLAP CLAP CLAP

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by BIG JIM

Pearl Jam

Jeremy stood on heads today

... repeat...

Black Betty

Whoa Tom Scully (sham and scam)

Whoa Tom Scully (sham and scam)

Tom Scully done lied (sham and scam)

Dees fans went wild (bamalam)

His old man is wide (ham and spam)

Took us for a ride (sham and scam)

I said whoa Tom Scully...

Brick in the Wall

All in all Luke Tappscott is a solid brick wall

"There's only one Jim Stynes"

Against Carlton

"He's fat, he's round, he sold ur f******* ground, Demetriuoooo, Demetriuoooo!!!" COs the AFl forced them out

Justin Koschitzke

"Two big Koschitzke's, there's only two big Koschitzke's" cos he's gone funny in the head post head hits.

More to come........

Against GWS, this is an absolute gem

" s*** PART OF SYDNEY, YOUR JUST THE S*** PART OF SYDNEY, s*** PART OF SYYYYDNEEEEY, YOUR JUST THE s*** PART OF SYYYYDNEY!"

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by DEELIRIOUS

Nick Riewoldt

He sprays to the left

He sprays to the right

Nick Riewoldt

His kicking is shite!!!!!!!!!

Tom Scully

One knee, he's only got one knee, he's only got one knee, he's only got one knee!

If we are ever in an unnasailable position in the next few games/years then this one MUST BE BROUGHT OUT!!

"Shudda stayed at home, watched it on the tele, Shudda stayed at home, watched it on the tele!"

Or this one

"We can see you, we can see you, WEEEE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT!

We can see you sneaking out!'

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by DEELIRIOUS

Against one of Richmond/Collingwood

"Stand up, if you've got a job, stand up!

If you've got a job stand up!"

Fe Fi Fo Fum

Can't you hear the Giants run

They don't want to play us anymore

It only takes one Jack to beat them

And we have 4!

As a lover of World football, I still dislike chants at AFL games, the game is too fast and too much happens,

And chants only get good when you get a few thousand singing together which usually doesnt happen at AFL games

but meh

To Richmond fans

Yer sister is yer mother,

Yer uncle is yer brother,

You only s*ag each other,

The Tigers family,

Dedederup, (clap clap),

Dedederup, (clap clap),

Dedederup,

Dedederup

Dedederup (clap ,clap)...

The Adams family tune

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by DEELIRIOUS

As a lover of World football, I still dislike chants at AFL games, the game is too fast and too much happens,

And chants only get good when you get a few thousand singing together which usually doesnt happen at AFL games

but meh

Only after a goal is scored

One for the freo game later this year

You must of come in a taxi,

Come in a taxi,

You must of come in a taxi,

Come in a taxi,

You must of come in a taxi...

(Repeated...)

Cos there's so little supporters at the match for em.

After they get one of their chants going

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by DEELIRIOUS

May be a bit touchy this one BUT!

in reference to one of the scummy teams of the AFL's women supporters

"Who let the dogs out, WHO?WHO?WHO?WHOOO?"

To the tune of Nellie The Elephant:

Tom Scully packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Demons

Off he went with a cheque in his hand

C*nt c*nt c*nt

Take me to the River

Pass it Jarryd Rivers... Send it down

Your skills make me shiver...Send it down

Where theres water

Your feet don't leave the ground

Against Norf

"S*** club, no history

S*** club no history

S***club no history

S*** club no history!"

Anyone else got some good ones????

Would love to see the cheer squad get something like these going, but AFL moves too quickly for this sort of stuff. Even something as simple as booing the ump gets lost in the game until there's a stoppage!

Still if you guys can get them working best of luck to you.

To Richmond fans

Yer sister is yer mother,

Yer uncle is yer brother,

You only s*ag each other,

The Tigers family,

Dedederup, (clap clap),

Dedederup, (clap clap),

Dedederup,

Dedederup

Dedederup (clap ,clap)...

The Adams family tune

I'd like to patent some of these and use around M53 unless anyone's got any objections

All welcome to join. The one above would certainly suit for the scum at Meagerland in a few weeks

I'd like to patent some of these and use around M53 unless anyone's got any objections

All welcome to join. The one above would certainly suit for the scum at Meagerland in a few weeks

Try M1/2/3/4 haahha then we'll see how well they go down!!! If some of my chants get used I'll be listening very closely from either up top Northern Stand or memebers Northern stand bottom level. If any of them do get used at any of the games throughout the year let us know cos I am pumped. I like em!!! Thoughts?

Anther one for the Tiges/Grog Squad is:

"We pay your benefit

We pay your benefit

We pay your benefit

We pay your benefit!"

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by DEELIRIOUS

Another one for the Tigs/Pies

Yer mum's yer dad,

Yer dad's yer mum,

Yer interbred,

You Richmond/Collingwood scum...

(repeated)