Hey guys,

Chris from the cheer squad. Need your help! Need some awesome chants for or boys to sung behind the goals and get everyone involved. Suggestions?

For GWS

'You can lie all you want,

You can lie all you wannnnnt,

Tom Scully we no your a [censored]'

2, 4, 6, 8 Scully's lies were very great.

Great meaning large or imense,

we're using it in the perjorative sense!

I've been trying to get the MelbourneFC Boys Choir going for sometime and we're working on it, but heres a couple of ive started working on-

To sing loud & proud - (tune from Que Sera sera)

Oh Jamar jamar

our 7ft Russian czar ,Jamar

All Australian star, you are,

& bigger than babar , jamar

Oh jamar jamar

Your our no 1 star you are

Whatever will be will be

In good time we'll all see

_+ even Bruce Springsteen sings dreaming bout Mitch Clark specials

I get the train on weekends

With nothing much to say

I leave in the morning

Knowing how we’re going to play

You can start a fire

you can start a fire with a spark,

this guns for hire,...when you can bomb it too

Mitch Clark

to Only the Lonely- Roy Orbison

Da dad a da do da

Beamer Maloney

Knows when it feels right

Only maloney

When he kicks its out of sight

Doesnt look like Aaron Davey bapabapa

doesnt fly for marks bapabapa

Not worried bout the weather bapabapa

So far apart bapabapa

Only Maloney

Knows what we ve been through

Beamer maloney

He only bleeds for the red & blue

Maybe tommorow

A second chance

No more Geelong

Hes taking a stand

Only Maloney

As an avid Liverpool Reds fan, even though Torres is old news, (similar to Scully defection)

Liam jurrah (tune similar to

)

Melbournes 24

Jurrah Jurrah

You are our brother in Red & blue

jurrah jurrah

Your marks are high

You spark the sky

The demon withn

Play to win

Liam jurrah

melbournes 24

Enjoy or disregard CM cheers

'We know who we are,

we know who we arrrrre,

Melbourne Demons,

We know who we are'

"2 compo picks are better than you, you [censored]."

Scully Scum

Scully Scum

Fcuk back off

To Sydney's slums

Please make these chants happen!

One thing that really gets to me at the footy is the lack of decent chants or singalongs (not MFC specific, applies to every club). I find this really really embarrassing: Melbourne *clap clap clap* Melbourne *clap clap clap*.

Surely we can do better!!!

Tom Tom the pie-man's son,

Took the cash and away he run!

I've been trying to get the MelbourneFC Boys Choir going for sometime and we're working on it, but heres a couple of ive started working on-

To sing loud & proud - (tune from Que Sera sera)

Oh Jamar jamar

our 7ft Russian czar ,Jamar

All Australian star, you are,

& bigger than babar , jamar

Oh jamar jamar

Your our no 1 star you are

Whatever will be will be

In good time we'll all see

_+ even Bruce Springsteen sings dreaming bout Mitch Clark specials

I get the train on weekends

With nothing much to say

I leave in the morning

Knowing how we’re going to play

You can start a fire

you can start a fire with a spark,

this guns for hire,...when you can bomb it too

Mitch Clark

to Only the Lonely- Roy Orbison

Da dad a da do da

Beamer Maloney

Knows when it feels right

Only maloney

When he kicks its out of sight

Doesnt look like Aaron Davey bapabapa

doesnt fly for marks bapabapa

Not worried bout the weather bapabapa

So far apart bapabapa

Only Maloney

Knows what we ve been through

Beamer maloney

He only bleeds for the red & blue

Maybe tommorow

A second chance

No more Geelong

Hes taking a stand

Only Maloney

As an avid Liverpool Reds fan, even though Torres is old news, (similar to Scully defection)

Liam jurrah (tune similar to

)

Melbournes 24

Jurrah Jurrah

You are our brother in Red & blue

jurrah jurrah

Your marks are high

You spark the sky

The demon withn

Play to win

Liam jurrah

melbournes 24

Enjoy or disregard CM cheers

my mistake I wasn't aware the subject was 'Scully Bash' perhaps I'll move on even though some haven't

Scully Scum

Scully Scum

Fcuk back off

To Sydney's slums

Tom Tom the pie-man's son,

Took the cash and away he run!

Couple of tasty ones there.

If we didn't want to lower ourselves to public obscenities it would work fine as:

Scully Scum

Scully Scum

back off

To Sydney slums

my mistake I wasn't aware the subject was 'Scully Bash' perhaps I'll move on even though some haven't

I thoroughly enjoyed yours seaman! Ive just been counting down the rounds until we play GWS thats all.

Love the Jamar and Jurrah ones

my mistake I wasn't aware the subject was 'Scully Bash' perhaps I'll move on even though some haven't

Ok, I'll admit I got sucked in... so how about this every time Jones gets the ball (to the tune of Presidents of America's "Lump"):

He's Chunk, he's Chunk, he's Chunk (can't think of any extra words, but I think it might work just repeated over and over ad infinitum)

He's sprays to the left

He sprays to the right

Cale Morton

He sprays them all night!!

He's sprays to the left

He sprays to the right

Cale Morton

He sprays them all night!!

Can we get a "Dislike" button please.

to American Pie

Say Bye Bye Tom Scully’s scum cry

Drove the Hume

to assume that Pies are in the Sky

then the little [censored]

ate his humble horseshit

+ said this will be the day that I cry....

this will be the day that I say Bye

there was one we used to do when I was in the CS in the late ninties early noughties era. It went:

say Demons are hot to go

say H-O-T-T-O-G-O (fast)

say hot *clap clap*

to go *clap clap*

Also reckon we should pull out the old Demons chant more often, never here that one any more!!

Tom Scully's over paid, doo da do da

His dad is fat and over paid oh do da day

Tom Scully he can't play do da do da

Tom Scully's gone away hip hip hurrah

Leave the chants to soccer imo, our game is too exciting for some sort of co-ordinated chanting.

Always enjoy sitting near the Tigers cheer squad for their chants. Cracks me up some of their songs...

Nananananana na na na

Colin Sylvia! Sylvia! Colin Sylvia!

Tune: baby give it up

Some Billy idol action maybe...

"Here he comes now hey it's Brent Moloney

Shooting from sixty thats Brent Moloney

Crashing through the packs makes him feel alright now

You gotta toss and turn and feel aright yeah

Feel alright i said yeah , yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah (times 1000 or however many it is)

Dont mess with the one

Brent Moloney...

brent Moloney

Brent Moloney...

go on with that as long as you want.

its a rough draft...

I'm going to start a grog squad....

Who's in?

Here's a chant!

You are my gysberts,

My only gysberts,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

Oh Brock McLean was fu@king sh1ter

Please don't take my gysberts away!

Or, if we return to our bad old ways, here's a ditty for three quarter time:

Show me the way to go home,

I'm tired and I want to go to bed,

I saw us kick a goal about an hour ago,

And it's doing in my head

que sera sera

Whatever will be will be

You have a [censored] knee scully

Thanks for jack viney