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The "I'm Glad There's No Matchday Thread", Thread

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Lol just when you stick up for a bloke, cheers Cale

CRUNCH!!!! That's Tapscott tough!!! Love it!!!

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    Commentators are saying Tappy will be gone for weeks?

    How bad was his hit?

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    How many weeks for Tapscott? Forearm to the kidney region is not a good look... particularly in a late tackle/spoil.

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    kidneys up onyour back are they ?? thats where it looked like on replay

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    CRUNCH!!!! That's Tapscott tough!!! Love it!!!

    Are you serious?... that was plain stupid!

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    Go tapscott. Abt time we showed some mongrel

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    kidneys up onyour back are they ?? thats where it looked like on replay

    I know exactly where they are... I have an enormous scar where I nearly lost one myself. That forearm was definitely in the kidney region.

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    we just cant waste our chances...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Bloody oath. Let's convert them into goals.

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    Tappy hit him hard with his forearm in the back. The commentators and crowd ate whinging like there was a fist to his face.

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    Are you serious?... that was plain stupid!

    he committed himself to a ball punch and didnt make it.. he seemed to strike the filth across his back...not down where kidneys are..
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    I know exactly where they are... I have an enormous scar where I nearly lost one myself. That forearm was definitely in the kidney region.

    rubbish
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    he committed himself to a ball punch and didnt make it.. he seemed to strike the filth across his back...not down where kidneys are..

    Well, that's not how I saw it... anyway, I guess we will see soon enough if he is cited by the MRP.

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    We are in this- only 5 goals. We have momentum.

    I hate to say it but Morton has to stop these turn overs

    WE HAVE A SNIFF!! 4 goals in it now!!

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    GO BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    It wasn't good. Deserves weeks.

    Lol, yet Judd types can go around eye gouging and get nothing?

    Come off it!

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    That goal was a result of jamars turnover. He needs to focus more on getting it to a team mate then for just getting the tap

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    A nephrectomy scar is on your flank, around to the back. But there's a fair bit of "back" before you get to kidney.

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    Lol, yet Judd types can go around eye gouging and get nothing?

    Come off it!

    Oh, now I understand, because Judd gets away with something, then so should everyone else?

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    comon dees...composure...pressure...belief

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    were just too slow off the mark. Teams will always have time to man up if we are like this

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