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Scary stats

Mono
in Melbourne Demons

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Just to add to the wrist slashing, thought I'd share these stats with you all (from footywired.com):

MFC High Rankings

Ranked 3rd in Hitouts Per Game

Ranked 5th in Team to Opponent Hitouts Per Game Diff.

MFC Low Rankings

Ranked 18th in Kicks Per Game

Ranked 18th in Handballs Per Game

Ranked 18th in Disposals Per Game

Ranked 15th in Marks Per Game

Ranked 17th in Points Per Game

Ranked 18th in least Opponent Kicks Per Game

Ranked 17th in least Opponent Handballs Per Game

Ranked 17th in least Opponent Disposals Per Game

Ranked 16th in least Opponent Marks Per Game

Ranked 18th in least Opponent Points Per Game

Ranked 18th in least Opponent Tackles Per Game

Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Kicks Per Game Diff.

Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Handballs Per Game Diff.

Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Disposals Per Game Diff.

Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Marks Per Game Diff.

Ranked 17th in Team to Opponent Points Per Game Diff.

Ranked 16th in Team to Opponent Tackles Per Game Diff.

Scary :(

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    Just to add to the wrist slashing, thought I'd share these stats with you all (from footywired.com):

    MFC High Rankings

    Ranked 3rd in Hitouts Per Game

    Ranked 5th in Team to Opponent Hitouts Per Game Diff.

    MFC Low Rankings

    Ranked 18th in Kicks Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Handballs Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Disposals Per Game

    Ranked 15th in Marks Per Game

    Ranked 17th in Points Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Kicks Per Game

    Ranked 17th in least Opponent Handballs Per Game

    Ranked 17th in least Opponent Disposals Per Game

    Ranked 16th in least Opponent Marks Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Points Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Tackles Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Kicks Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Handballs Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Disposals Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Marks Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 17th in Team to Opponent Points Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 16th in Team to Opponent Tackles Per Game Diff.

    Scary :(

    but we're all right behind MN. Ok I'll also get behind him but we must agree if dees go around 0-22 we then revisit the coaching role for 2013. OK Rangerover?

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    but we're all right behind MN. Ok I'll also get behind him but we must agree if dees go around 0-22 we then revisit the coaching role for 2013. OK Rangerover?

    Nope. I'll be lobbying for players who have a footy IQ in the 'animate object' range.

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    and the good news is we have hit rock bottom, and it's all up from here.

    Go Dees

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    but we're all right behind MN. Ok I'll also get behind him but we must agree if dees go around 0-22 we then revisit the coaching role for 2013. OK Rangerover?

    Strange the turnaround. We absolutely smashed these same stats between 2007 and 2011.

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    Here's another stat - roughly speaking in each game i have looked at the top 10 possesion getters and we rarely getting even a few in thee. for a stretch we didn't get anyone in the top 7 possesion getters on the ground, worse being Hawthorn I think who had all top 10.

    Now against Sydney we had 5 top 10 possesion getters no the ground, 3 in the top 5 from memory. YET we lost by 100. I heard we also won the contested possesions.

    How can this possibly be ?

    Edited by Bay Riffin

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    MFC High Rankings

    Ranked 3rd in Hitouts Per Game

    Ranked 5th in Team to Opponent Hitouts Per Game Diff.

    Good ol' big Russian. At least someone's havin' a crack.

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    My oath

    It looks like our ladder position is set in stone

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    Good ol' big Russian. At least someone's havin' a crack.

    Exactly!

    A must keep player IMO!

    Edited by Real Demon

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    Good ol' big Russian. At least someone's havin' a crack.

    He's a damn good ruckman, but he's nowhere near as good a footballer as his tap stats suggest, because most of them go straight to his feet. If we could surgically graft a player to his big toe, then he'd become a much more valuable member of the team.
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    Is that why we are on the bottom of the ladder?

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    Just to add to the wrist slashing, thought I'd share these stats with you all (from footywired.com):

    MFC High Rankings

    Ranked 3rd in Hitouts Per Game

    Ranked 5th in Team to Opponent Hitouts Per Game Diff.

    MFC Low Rankings

    Ranked 18th in Kicks Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Handballs Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Disposals Per Game

    Ranked 15th in Marks Per Game

    Ranked 17th in Points Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Kicks Per Game

    Ranked 17th in least Opponent Handballs Per Game

    Ranked 17th in least Opponent Disposals Per Game

    Ranked 16th in least Opponent Marks Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Points Per Game

    Ranked 18th in least Opponent Tackles Per Game

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Kicks Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Handballs Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Disposals Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 18th in Team to Opponent Marks Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 17th in Team to Opponent Points Per Game Diff.

    Ranked 16th in Team to Opponent Tackles Per Game Diff.

    Scary :(

    Fairly sure we are around 5th for contested marks, though it's not a super important stat!

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    Here's another stat - roughly speaking in each game i have looked at the top 10 possesion getters and we rarely getting even a few in thee. for a stretch we didn't get anyone in the top 7 possesion getters on the ground, worse being Hawthorn I think who had all top 10.

    Now against Sydney we had 5 top 10 possesion getters no the ground, 3 in the top 5 from memory. YET we lost by 100. I heard we also won the contested possesions.

    How can this possibly be ?

    Because you can make stats apply to anything you want.....Against (can't remember) we had 50 less poss but were winning the quarter.....Make of that what you will....
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    We suck absolute wang, no doubt about it.

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