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Rip up all contracts tonite and put em on performance based contracts

We are an absolute joke. We're getting worse by the week.

How did we end up with a list of so many blokes who refuse to stand up when required.

 

Do they have no pride?

This is what happens when we have the arrogance to pick Bailey over sheedy.

Biggest mistake since sacking norm.


"my aim is to make this football team the hardest team to defeat" Neeld..........I remember that quote when he got the job.

I just don't know which.... Maybe it's both?!

You may be right...either way this sux

Jack Watts....the new Ben Holland.

That's not fair on Ben - he could kick points.

 

"my aim is to make this football team the hardest team to defeat" Neeld..........I remember that quote when he got the job.

**hardest team to play against. Either way...we haven't lived up to that.

What did we all do in our previous lives to deserve all this bad Karma?

Living hel!!


Melbourne's lowest score is 0.2.2 in 1899. Most recent lowest score was 3.9.27 in 1997 vs Port

What's the point of all this

Where's the pay off

Where is the bottom

The stickers are off the car 186 now this [censored] I've had enough of this embarrassment

"my aim is to make this football team the hardest team to defeat" Neeld..........I remember that quote when he got the job.

H eis doing that by making everyone feel sorry for us, we will keep getting defeated, but the teams will find it hard because we are so pathetic

like whipping a sick dog, hard to do only because you feel sorry for the poor beast.


Well done Jonesy.

Jamar is great at tapping to the opposition... 'jamar wins the tap, posession goes to [insert Sydney player]'

'Watts takes the ball, kicks to an opponent'

'back to Sylvia who is caught'

I've seen enough. Sack Neeld. Not even kidding.

No effort, no spirit, no organisation.

Those are the things a good coach instills.


So GWS get pick 1,no matter where they finish?

Explain.

Edited by Jack7

I've seen enough. Sack Neeld. Not even kidding.

No effort, no spirit, no organisation.

Those are the things a good coach instills.

You just said youre not sure if it's the players, the coach or both?

Now it's sack Neeld.

Changing your mind much?

 

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