Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

  On 19/07/2017 at 10:27, Bitter but optimistic said:

Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc.

However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition

the best part though, uncle, is you make new friends every day

  • Quote
    •  
      On 19/07/2017 at 10:29, daisycutter said:

    the best part though, uncle, is you make new friends every day

    Good. That would be a new experience for me dc.

    Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd.

    I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
      On 19/07/2017 at 10:33, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good. That would be a new experience for me dc.

    Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd.

    I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.

    i've never trusted long-necked sheep, uncle. they have a habit of spitting on you for no good reason.

  • Quote
    •  
      On 18/07/2017 at 22:15, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

    Perhaps citizens of the nation of Dual aren't very patriotic, and like to forget this fact? :D

  • Quote
    • Like 4
      On 19/07/2017 at 10:24, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications.

    Where might it be purchased?

    http://bananabunker.com/

    Apparently it comes in different colours too.

    For the more adventurous banana storage connoisseur.

  • Quote

    Gary Pert just resigned as CEO of Coll. Any chance he'll apply for Lethlean's old position (no, not 'missionary')?

  • Quote
    • Like 6
      On 24/07/2017 at 02:57, Moonshadow said:

    Gary Pert just resigned as CEO of Coll. Any chance he'll apply for Lethlean's old position (no, not 'missionary')?

    An extremely good question Mr Shadow.

    Does Eddy think the buck stops with the CEO?

  • Quote
    •  
      On 24/07/2017 at 03:01, old dee said:

    An extremely good question Mr Shadow.

    Does Eddy think the buck stops with the CEO?

    no but he sure hopes it does

  • Quote

    And the disintegration of the filth begins. Ought to be entertaining.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    • Author

    We need to win this game desperately. Hawks with an easy draw are another team making a run at the eight. A few more wins are needed for us to be certain finalists. Win the next two and we are a huge chance. 

    If we do make it, we need to avoid an elimination final interstate.

    On a more serious note, the banana circumciser above, is a horrid invention.

  • Quote
      On 02/08/2017 at 12:46, Redleg said:

    More reasons than usual to win this week.

    Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

    I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

  • Quote

    Typical greens tactic- riding shotgun in luxury- cap in hand to Canberra .

    Reminds me of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot or The cannonball run - I'm not sure which.

    Moons Vegan dietary requirements may not be available in the truckstops.

    I do hope he doesn't gas up the merc in case I need Bitters to bail me out and pretend to be a QC as he does when driving the Merc for me.

    Canberra is an isolated and corrupt place.I feel like they will be accepted there.

  • Quote
    • Author
      On 19/07/2017 at 10:33, Bitter but optimistic said:
      On 02/08/2017 at 22:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

    I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

     

    Would love to be a fly on the dashboard, listening to the scintillating conversation.

  • Quote

      On 03/08/2017 at 04:37, Redleg said:

    Would love to be a fly on the dashboard, listening to the scintillating conversation.

    A car trip to Canberra is something to avoid, although the scintillating conversation may pass the time.  I'm surprised Bitters mentioned the Merc as they are so passé these days. I am reminded of Steinbecks comment that "the less we have, the more we are required to boast."

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I will definitely need to keep the passengers side window open as i have heard from Biff that Bitters likes to drive whilst marinading in his foul flatulence.

    Might end up doing a Special Robert and hitch hiking most of the way.

    I know for sure he won't touch my deconstructed lattes or tofu burgers

  • Quote
    • Like 1
      On 03/08/2017 at 08:09, Moonshadow said:

    I will definitely need to keep the passengers side window open as i have heard from Biff that Bitters likes to drive whilst marinading in his foul flatulence.

    Might end up doing a Special Robert and hitch hiking most of the way.

    I know for sure he won't touch my deconstructed lattes or tofu burgers

    hitch-hiking first to romsey, moonie, or riding the push bike?

  • Quote
      On 03/08/2017 at 10:32, daisycutter said:

    hitch-hiking first to romsey, moonie, or riding the push bike?

    Deadly treadley to Romsey first (leaving soon) then assess the state of the "merc", or shall I more accurately refer to it as the mazda 323. Haven't decided whether I'll hitch from there. Looking likely though dc.

  • Quote

      On 03/08/2017 at 11:32, Moonshadow said:

    Deadly treadley to Romsey first (leaving soon) then assess the state of the "merc", or shall I more accurately refer to it as the mazda 323. Haven't decided whether I'll hitch from there. Looking likely though dc.

    i hear special robert is a late addition. you should have lots to talk about. bon voyage (assuming you get there)

  • Quote
      On 03/08/2017 at 12:44, daisycutter said:

    i hear special robert is a late addition. you should have lots to talk about. bon voyage (assuming you get there)

    Moonie will need more than bon voyage  dc! I have organised some special (well not to me) Saturday night entertainments.

    PS. A message to picketfence . If you arrive at The Manor on Saturday morning you will not be admitted.

  • Quote
    • Shocked 1

    I take it you're packing quail,truffles and banana crepes for the trip BBO ?

    Better put in some quaffable variety . Be aware of Canberra....its life...but not as we know it !! :unsure:

  • Quote
    •  

    Well I survived the road trip with Moonie - just!

    I have to say that these Greenies certainly show their true (un green) colours when out and about.

    It only took 6 or maybe 8 pots of beer before Moonie starting harassing a group of innocents who were unfortunate enough to be seated in front of us. However, in all generosity I dismissed that anti social behaviour as a reaction to the shitty football result.

    The best was yet to come.

    I foolishly took Moonie to a halfway decent restaurant in Kingston. While perusing  the menu, Moonie was quaffing reds at a furious rate ...and ... after some time, gave the waitress quite detailed sotto voce instructions.

    Well the meal that subsequently arrived would have challenged a starving T-Rex. It was a mountainous platter loaded with the remains of just about every unfortunate critter I could imagine. "Vego"  Moonie ripped into it while simultaneously pouring down sufficient red to douse a bushfire.

    Just when I didn't imagine it could get any worse, Moonie decided to join a nearby group who were celebrating a birthday. "Join" is inaccurate - he decided to be MC.

    He led several renderings of "happy birthday" and gave, some rather "familiar"  hugs ( read feel ups) to all present females.

    I managed to drag him out before the police were called only to have him abuse and vilify an unfortunate taxi driver. It cost me a substantial tip to soothe that matter.

    I dumped the drunken sot at the hotel and went to visit some respectable associates at Fyshwick.

    FMD!

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: West Coast

      Saturday’s election night game in Perth between the West Coast Eagles and Melbourne represents 18th vs 15th which makes it a tough decision as to which party to favour. The Eagles have yet to break the ice under their new coach in Andrew McQualter who is the second understudy in a row to confront Demon Coach Simon Goodwin who was also winless until a fortnight ago. On that basis, many punters might be considering to go with the donkey vote but I’ve been assigned with the task of helping readers to come to a considered opinion on this matter of vital importance across the nation. It was almost a year ago that I wrote a preview here of the Demons’ away game against the Eagles (under the name William from Waalitj because it was Indigenous Round).  I issued a warning that it was a danger game, based on my local knowledge that the home team were no longer easybeats and that they possessed a wunderkind generational player in Harley Reid who was capable of producing stellar performances playing among men a decade and more older than he.  At the time, the Eagles already had two wins off the back of a couple of the young man’s masterclasses and they had recently given the Bombers a scare straight after their Anzac Day blockbuster draw against the then reigning premiers.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1 reply
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 08

      Round 08 of the 2025 AFL Season kicks off on Thursday with a must-win game for the Bombers to stay in touch with the top eight, while the struggling Roos seek a morale-boosting upset. Friday sees the Saints desperate for a win as well if they are to stay in finals contention and their opponents the Dockers will be eager to crack in to the Top 8 with a win on the road. Saturday kicks off with a pivotal clash for both sides asthe Bulldogs look to solidify their top-eight spot, while Port seeks to shake their pretender tag. Then the Crows will be looking to steady their topsy turvy season against a resurgent Blues looking to make it 4 wins on the trot. On Election Night a Blockbuster will see the ladder-leading Pies take on the Cats, who are keen to bounce back after a narrow loss. On Sunday the Sydney Derby promises fireworks as the Giants aim to cement their top-eight status, while the Swans fight to keep their season alive. The Hawks, celebrating their centenary, will be looking to easily account for the Tigers who are desperate to halt their slide. The Round concludes on Sunday Night with a top end of the table QClash with significant ladder implications; both Queensland teams are in scintillating form. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • 51 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: West Coast

      The Demons hit the road in Round 8, heading to Perth to face the West Coast Eagles at Optus Stadium. With momentum building, the Dees will be aiming for a third straight victory to keep their season revival on course. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Thanks
      • 434 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Richmond

      The fans who turned up to the MCG for Melbourne’s Anzac Day Eve clash against Richmond would have been disappointed if they turned up to see a great spectacle. As much as this was a night for the 71,635 in attendance to commemorate heroes of the nation’s past wars, it was also a time for the Melbourne Football Club to consolidate upon its first win after a horrific start to the 2025 season. On this basis, despite the fact that it was an uninspiring and dour struggle for most of its 100 minutes, the night will be one for the fans to remember. They certainly got value out of the pre match activity honouring those who fought for their country. The MCG and the lights of the city as backdrop was made for nights such as these and, in my view, we received a more inspirational ceremony of Anzac culture than others both here and elsewhere around the country. 

        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Richmond

      The match up of teams competing in our great Aussie game at its second highest level is a rarity for a work day Thursday morning but the blustery conditions that met the players at a windswept Casey Fields was something far more commonplace.They turned the opening stanza between the Casey Demons and a somewhat depleted Richmond VFL into a mess of fumbling unforced errors, spilt marks and wasted opportunities for both sides but they did set up a significant win for the home team which is exactly what transpired on this Anzac Day round opener. Casey opened up strong against the breeze with the first goal to Aidan Johnson, the Tigers quickly responded and the game degenerated into a defensive slog and the teams were level when the first siren sounded.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Richmond

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 28th April @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we analyse the Demons 2nd win for the year against the Tigers.
      Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
      If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human.
      Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/
      Call: 03 9016 3666
      Skype: Demonland31

        • Thanks
      • 29 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland
    View All