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Biff here in the No T$ No BS safe-haven: I am a better person than most of you now. And you should all know that.

Biff moonlighting over in the 'Do you Realise How Big it is?' thread: We need to [censored] all over their chests and rub it in with our hands and then kick them out of the hotel.

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Biff here in the No T$ No BS safe-haven: I am a better person than most of you now. And you should all know that.

Biff moonlighting over in the 'Do you Realise How Big it is?' thread: We need to [censored] all over their chests and rub it in with our hands and then kick them out of the hotel.

I don't see any contradiction Skuit.

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Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos.

However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write.

It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha!

Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout!

Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!!

FMD

Hey how did I get dragged into this toxic or detoxic exchange? Is it something about my area of expertise?

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well it couldn't be your looks, earl

Really? I always thought I had a resemblance to a young, dashing Yul Brenner, you know the exotic Mongolian/Asian look of the King and I.

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talking of bad looks

just saw warnie's latest ad. fair dinkum, nothing is too low for this guy

btw earl, i think you've got a good head for forums

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talking of bad looks

just saw warnie's latest ad. fair dinkum, nothing is too low for this guy

btw earl, i think you've got a good head for forums

DC you look pretty good as well it is just those dark rings around your eyes that are an issue. I guess they are from one too many nights spent at the Burvale and the odd punch up at closing time?

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DC you look pretty good as well it is just those dark rings around your eyes that are an issue. I guess they are from one too many nights spent at the Burvale and the odd punch up at closing time?

nah earl, they're my glasses you bozo ^_^

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Hey how did I get dragged into this toxic or detoxic exchange? Is it something about my area of expertise?

Well yes it is Earl. I realize there is little that passes without it coming under your careful scrutiny but, for your own well being, I felt compelled to give additional warning in this very dangerous circumstance.

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So flat today after yesterday's game.

Clearly we couldn't handle being the overdogs. I think that means we will be the underdogs for the rest of the season, which will presumably help :lol:

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Clearly we couldn't handle being the overdogs. I think that means we will be the underdogs for the rest of the season, which will presumably help :lol:

It is a position we are well practised at R and B

At last count we are approaching a decade of flawless performance.

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So flat today after yesterday's game.

We had the chance to remove Hird from the AFL forever.

Same.

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Clearly we couldn't handle being the overdogs. I think that means we will be the underdogs for the rest of the season, which will presumably help :lol:

Well we certainly kick like dogs.


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Well we certainly kick like dogs.

Why the downer on poor dogs Redleg you do them a grave injustice?

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Well we certainly kick like dogs.

That would be better than kicking like fish as we did on the weekend ... :blink:

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That would be better than kicking like fish as we did on the weekend ... :blink:

Lions planning on another 4 points this week.

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Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story.

I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you.

Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!

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Lions planning on another 4 points this week.

Just like we were last week? Don't count your chickens before BBO flogs himself, or something ... :)

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Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story.

I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you.

Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!

One of the lads playing a prank?? ;)

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