The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

The Sullivans! That's his porn fix!

That is the first (and possibly only) time I have ever heard The Sullivans and porn mentioned together ...

[DemonFrog 1,354]

I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

As you intended to type "off" there BBO?

LOL

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

That is the first (and possibly only) time I have ever heard The Sullivans and porn mentioned together ...

There is a free insight into how great minds work Red and B

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

As you intended to type "off" there BBO?

LOL

Well done Fl og! You passed that literacy test I set you!

But don't get overconfident - It's 6 year old work next week.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Anyway Fl og glad you're online.

[daisycutter 29,600]

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

satisfaction is my middle name, bbo, but i'm totally unaffected by fame

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

satisfaction is my middle name, bbo, but i'm totally unaffected by fame

Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave?

Just asking!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

There is a free insight into how great minds work Red and B

Next you'll be telling me that Biff is Grace Sullivan's love child, and she made some extra quid during the war selling crack at the Gat ...

[daisycutter 29,600]

Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave?

Just asking!

actually i get offered maintenance all the time, bbo, and being a true gentleman i always accept. wouldn't like to offend anyone by declining.

[daisycutter 29,600]

Next you'll be telling me that Biff is Grace Sullivan's love child, and she made some extra quid during the war selling crack at the Gat ...

now that is not as silly as it sounds

what happened at the home front during the war should be locked in the past

you won't hear od talk of his wwii experiences (thank god)

Edited May 28, 2015 by daisycutter

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Squeeze has called - I'm outta here!

[Moonshadow 17,675]

I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

Mate, Jane put you back in your place big time. You seem to really come on here to either a) belittle vulnerable posters in order to make yourself feel good (eg, Toady) or b) sleaze onto women who find you obhorant (eg, Jane02 or that other young woman you scared off Land a while back). Have you no shame fella?!

[Biffen 12,940]

Well done Moonie.

It only took you 3 wasted years to figure that out!!!!

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Squeeze has called - I'm outta here!

Don't post about your toileting habits mate!

[Maple Demon 449]

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Just saying ... :)

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

Well Maple you certainly challenged yourself being seen at the football with BBO, although I did note you were there as his invalid carer, so at least you helped his missus out with respite.

[daisycutter 29,600]

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

you're just like me mable.....soar with the eagles

[Maple Demon 449]

That is the first (and possibly only) time I have ever heard The Sullivans and porn mentioned together ...

Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

[Biffen 12,940]

Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

The German version.

It's a classic.

BBO probably has it on file.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Like people who eat frog legs?

Fish bait.

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

Go to bed Maple and sleep off the booze, you are drunk!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

You'll go to the footy with Moonie, BBO and Biff, but won't eat Vegemite? Crikey, it must be a weird place where you come from! :)

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

you're just like me mable.....soar with the eagles

So eagles don't eat Vegemite? You learn something new every day ...

[DemonFrog 1,354]

You'll go to the footy with Moonie, BBO and Biff, but won't eat Vegemite? Crikey, it must be a weird place where you come from! :)

You must forgive her RBB as she has been drinking.

As who can hates Vegemite?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

Nah --- they probably watched porn between takes ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

You must forgive her RBB as she has been drinking.

As who can hates Vegemite?

There is no accounting for taste ...