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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just awoke after a big big day at the cricket. Ashes cricket is always exciting.

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Can't decide whether this is finely-honed satire or just plain dementia.

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    Can't decide whether this is finely-honed satire or just plain dementia.

    Niether,BBO and Biff,go to the "G" to burn effigies of anybody who drops a catch.

    Hence the ashes.

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    Can't decide whether this is finely-honed satire or just plain dementia.

    Well picked up Ak. I do not suffer from dementia but on occasion, I have alcohol induced memory issues.

    Not satire, but subtle humour ( for the cognoscente such as yourself) based on the fact that as India is a British Colony, (long live the Raj) a reference to The Ashes would be considered inclusive.

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    I do suffer from dementia on occasion, I have alcohol induced memory issues.

    Fixed for you.

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    Guys, have a happy and healthy new year and go dees.

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    Well I don't care about New Year. I'll spend it on my own. I'll drink wine and watch TV. Nobody invited me anywhere. Why? I'm witty and good company. [censored] you all!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Well I don't care about New Year. I'll spend it on my own. I'll drink wine and watch TV. Nobody invited me anywhere. Why? I'm witty and good company. [censored] you all!!

    Happy New Year BBO. I too am at a loss tonight. Just walked up to Edinborough Gardens in Fitzroy hoping for a cheap night out but all I saw were coppers and security, definitely no revellers. Last year the place was trashed, not this year I think. Then walked on past the Terminus, closed, the Newry, closed, then on to my old haunt The Rose, open but only two people in the bar! Had a pot and headed home to watch the fire works later on. Not sure where all last years free loaders are going to go this year. If they can't trash Fitzroy with alcohol and drugs where will they go?

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    Happy New Year BBO. I too am at a loss tonight. Just walked up to Edinborough Gardens in Fitzroy hoping for a cheap night out but all I saw were coppers and security, definitely no revellers. Last year the place was trashed, not this year I think. Then walked on past the Terminus, closed, the Newry, closed, then on to my old haunt The Rose, open but only two people in the bar! Had a pot and headed home to watch the fire works later on. Not sure where all last years free loaders are going to go this year. If they can't trash Fitzroy with alcohol and drugs where will they go?

    To the Gat with Biff, that's where.

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    Keep running into Dees fans and the feeling of optimism is widespread.

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    Keep running into Dees fans and the feeling of optimism is widespread.

    When you are last Redleg the only way is up!

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    i dunno, od. what about 2012, 2013?

    What happened in 2012 and 2013 DC? I have no memories of those years ... :)

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    What happened in 2012 and 2013 DC? I have no memories of those years ... :)

    i think they were "down" from 2014 (even if marginally)

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    i think they were "down" from 2014 (even if marginally)

    Are we working backwards now?
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    Bout 48 in the crotch down this way.

    More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock.

    no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

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    Bout 48 in the crotch down this way.

    More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock.

    no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

    Zero I would think jazza
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    i dunno, od. what about 2012, 2013?

    Same story dc the only way was up it just took three years to find the start button.
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    Bout 48 in the crotch down this way.

    More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock.

    no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

    Of course no one will volunteer to help you Jizza. Who would listen to a rich cocky saying how poor he is? Free food, beer and a decent shiraz might catch a few. Free illegal substances would get Biffen. If you line up a couple of bluerinsers, dc might check them out. And ..... if want Moonie promise to tell him he's your friend (or something like that). He's a sad and pathetic fellow.

    You could get Earl Hood (he's familiar with shite) but you must call him Sir.

    OD might front but I'm not certain he'd handle all those udders.

    Tell Redleg he can watch redtube without interruption.

    An WJ would probably race down if you promised to leave Demonland.

    Now there's the secret - promise to pizz off and they'd come from everywhere.

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    Of course no one will volunteer to help you Jizza. Who would listen to a rich cocky saying how poor he is? Free food, beer and a decent shiraz might catch a few. Free illegal substances would get Biffen. If you line up a couple of bluerinsers, dc might check them out. And ..... if want Moonie promise to tell him he's your friend (or something like that). He's a sad and pathetic fellow.

    You could get Earl Hood (he's familiar with shite) but you must call him Sir.

    OD might front but I'm not certain he'd handle all those udders.

    Tell Redleg he can watch redtube without interruption.

    An WJ would probably race down if you promised to leave Demonland.

    Now there's the secret - promise to pizz off and they'd come from everywhere.

    You sound a bit hot and bothered Bbo?
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    FMD!! How's this for a shite start to the NY? I'm sitting here slurping a very good shiraz, and thinking up vitriol, when the Lads alert me to a blowfly ( the size of a dog) entering the premises. So I unleash enough flyspray to blow the effer into the ozone layer .... and what happens? The [censored] dive bombs straight into my shiraz!! FMD.

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    FMD!! How's this for a shite start to the NY? I'm sitting here slurping a very good shiraz, and thinking up vitriol, when the Lads alert me to a blowfly ( the size of a dog) entering the premises. So I unleash enough flyspray to blow the effer into the ozone layer .... and what happens? The [censored] dive bombs straight into my shiraz!! FMD.

    Sad but I would prefer not to BBo

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    FMD!! How's this for a shite start to the NY? I'm sitting here slurping a very good shiraz, and thinking up vitriol, when the Lads alert me to a blowfly ( the size of a dog) entering the premises. So I unleash enough flyspray to blow the effer into the ozone layer .... and what happens? The [censored] dive bombs straight into my shiraz!! FMD.

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    Of course no one will volunteer to help you Jizza. Who would listen to a rich cocky saying how poor he is? Free food, beer and a decent shiraz might catch a few. Free illegal substances would get Biffen. If you line up a couple of bluerinsers, dc might check them out. And ..... if want Moonie promise to tell him he's your friend (or something like that). He's a sad and pathetic fellow.

    You could get Earl Hood (he's familiar with shite) but you must call him Sir.

    OD might front but I'm not certain he'd handle all those udders.

    Tell Redleg he can watch redtube without interruption.

    An WJ would probably race down if you promised to leave Demonland.

    Now there's the secret - promise to pizz off and they'd come from everywhere.

    Geez I bet that took you a couple of hours to think up Uncle Bitter. Forgot to add yourself, but then again you're like a blister, you come out when all the hard work is done...
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    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    Geez I bet that took you a couple of hours to think up Uncle Bitter. Forgot to add yourself, but then again you're like a blister, you come out when all the hard work is done...

    I hope your employment doesn't hang on Maths Moon! You might note that Jizza posted at 7.12 and I replied at 7.51!

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