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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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So you really are an environmentalist at heart!

Well if i lived in the electoral seat of melbourne,i wouldve voted for em.

The labour government wants to tax us for methane epunged from our cows clackers.

So i figured i could be next,

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    Where did summer go?

    Good question! Stuffed up my golf day today!

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    Well if i lived in the electoral seat of melbourne,i wouldve voted for em.

    The labour government wants to tax us for methane epunged from our cows clackers.

    So i figured i could be next,

    The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

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    The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

    Definitely.Down this way we love pinko lezzo tree huggers.

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    The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

    i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

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    i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

    The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

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    The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

    are you saying they are just comfortable arm-chair greenies who couldn't live without their air conditioners and cafe lattes

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    are you saying they are just comfortable arm-chair greenies who couldn't live without their air conditioners and cafe lattes

    And their 1 star, tilt slab concrete dog boxes

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    i could never understand why so many greenies live in the shadows of the concrete jungle

    There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC.

    Progressive thinkers flock to the city.

    Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station.

    Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style.

    Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

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    The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

    You are probably right about that.

    Civilisation as we know it,started with farming and the ability to stay in one place and make food to survive.

    City dwellers are just the nuff nuff left overs that farmers had no use for.So they congregate in one area of mass to try and survive{cities].

    So conservative is definitely about right.Only after 100,000 years of practise.

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    You are probably right about that.

    Civilisation as we know it,started with farming and the ability to stay in one place and make food to survive.

    City dwellers are just the nuff nuff left overs that farmers had no use for.So they congregate in one area of mass to try and survive{cities].

    So conservative is definitely about right.Only after 100,000 years of practise.

    Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

    Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

    Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

    Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

    Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

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    Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

    Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

    Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

    Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

    Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

    Nah Biff, the nuffies a town all drink soy lattes. No help to the cow bell ringers.

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    I thought civiilsation began in 1858. Before that it was a mess of farmers, industrialists and colonists, all over-indulging on the Paleo diet ... :-)

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    Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

    Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

    Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

    Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

    Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

    Truth,story,in the road of.

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    What are you drinking atm Clit? Anything decent?

    Everything I drink is decent! Tonight its a nice Baileys of Glenrowan shiraz. Not old but lovely full mouth feel

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    Everything I drink is decent! Tonight its a nice Baileys of Glenrowan shiraz. Not old but lovely full mouth feel

    My missus made a similar comment last night.

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    unfunny dc - back to the nursing homes for you!

    can't bbo......it's od's turn tonight

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    There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC.

    Progressive thinkers flock to the city.

    Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station.

    Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style.

    Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

    Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

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    Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

    what can i say bbo. i'm an open book

    biffo may be a consummate salesman but i'm having a hard time trying to convince to not compond his viagra with that cheap army surplus orange stuff which i'm sure is to blame for the side effects.

    that and that strange alavi character who does his compounding. he assures me he is the best available but i have my doubts

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