The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,077]

Bloody city people,with their skinny milks,no wonder the country's buggered.

If you drank and paid for REAL milk,id be in a better financial position .

BTW lost a few calves last night as it was colder than a mother in laws kiss down here.

Been raining cats n dogs all night.

D25.

You mean to say skinny milk doesn't come from skinny cows? You learn something new every day ...

The cats and dogs must be freezing as well

[beelzebub 23,200]

Its ok Jazza...Only ever drink real milk.....not the pretend variants... Dont even mind if theres permeate in there too lol

[jazza 1,323]

Its ok Jazza...Only ever drink real milk.....not the pretend variants... Dont even mind if theres permeate in there too lol

Real man.huh,not like those latte sippers and seaweed eaters from east melbourne way.

Straight from the teat is even better.

[beelzebub 23,200]

Real man.huh,not like those latte sippers and seaweed eaters from east melbourne way.

Straight from the teat is even better.

lets not get too carried away..lol

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

Real man.huh,not like those latte sippers and seaweed eaters from east melbourne way.

Straight from the teat is even better.

I have 2 questions about protocols, or normative behaviour for dairy farmers, if you don't mind Jazz.

When one approaches Blossom or Mary or whichever of your "girls" takes your fancy at that particular moment, is it good manners to politely ask before going for said teat.

Second, given that the "girls" are blessed with four teats, is there any preference or accepted order in this matter?

[beelzebub 23,200]

lol

[jazza 1,323]

I have 2 questions about protocols, or normative behaviour for dairy farmers, if you don't mind Jazz.

When one approaches Blossom or Mary or whichever of your "girls" takes your fancy at that particular moment, is it good manners to politely ask before going for said teat.

Second, given that the "girls" are blessed with four teats, is there any preference or accepted order in this matter?

1/Never.

2/Generally from left to right back to front.{but im a molly dooker}although the farmers magazine, U PULL I DRINK. has never given a definite answer to this age old question.

[Moonshadow 17,556]

I have 2 questions about protocols, or normative behaviour for dairy farmers, if you don't mind Jazz.

When one approaches Blossom or Mary or whichever of your "girls" takes your fancy at that particular moment, is it good manners to politely ask before going for said teat.

Second, given that the "girls" are blessed with four teats, is there any preference or accepted order in this matter?

Looking for a career change Bitty?

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Bloody city people,with their skinny milks,no wonder the country's buggered.

If you drank and paid for REAL milk,id be in a better financial position .

BTW lost a few calves last night as it was colder than a mother in laws kiss down here.

Been raining cats n dogs all night.

D25.

Surely the best milk is imported from China?

Edited June 25, 2014 by DemonFrog

[Bitter but optimistic 22,066]

Looking for a career change Bitty?

No Moonie, you pervert - simply trying to add to my knowledge on a variety of subjects.

1/Never.

2/Generally from left to right back to front.{but im a molly dooker}although the farmers magazine, U PULL I DRINK. has never given a definite answer to this age old question.

Your answer to (1) suggests very poor manners on your part Jazz!

[Moonshadow 17,556]

No Moonie, you pervert - simply trying to add to my knowledge on a variety of subjects.

Your asking personal questions about the private parts of cows and you call me a pervert!?!! Edited June 25, 2014 by Moonshadow

[Redleg 40,228]

Your asking personal questions about the private parts of cows and you call me a pervert!?!!

I think Moonie has dropped you in the cow dung, BBO.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,077]

I think Moonie has dropped you in the cow dung, BBO.

Alpaca poo is probably more to BBO's liking ...

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Real man.huh,not like those latte sippers and seaweed eaters from east melbourne way.

Straight from the teat is even better.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,077]

That looks more like straight up the nose, DF ...

[DemonFrog 1,347]

When you really need a Drink

[Redleg 40,228]

When you really need a Drink

Hilarious. Where do you get these photos?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,077]

Hilarious. Where do you get these photos?

That one is probably jazza on his morning ride ...

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Hilarious. Where do you get these photos?

Hacked Jazza computer and downloaded the images.

Edited June 26, 2014 by DemonFrog

[DemonFrog 1,347]

More from his collection

Edited June 25, 2014 by DemonFrog

[jazza 1,323]

Surely the best milk is imported from China?

We export milkers to china{good money too}they only will buy BaW though.{mystery of the orient?}

Most of australias "good" milk goes straight to factory and turned into powder for asian sales.they are our biggest customer because they dont like breast feeding.

Had 3 calves in the boot of the old mans ford,but never a bull in the passengers seat.

I generally got caught with young heifers in my front seat.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

We export milkers to china{good money too}they only will buy BaW though.{mystery of the orient?}

Most of australias "good" milk goes straight to factory and turned into powder for asian sales.they are our biggest customer because they dont like breast feeding.

Had 3 calves in the boot of the old mans ford,but never a bull in the passengers seat.

I generally got caught with young heifers in my front seat.

So can you explain your milking technique with the bike and drinking bottle?

I would have never guessed your a tight fitting Lycra man.

[jazza 1,323]

So can you explain your milking technique with the bike and drinking bottle?

I would have never guessed your a tight fitting Lycra man.

That would be cards13 {hes a cyclist}and he would be getting colostumin,straight from the source{illegal} as all TDF people are cheats.

[Sir Why You Little 36,670]

Did Elwood survive the Bass Strait Typhoon??

[jazza 1,323]

Did Elwood survive the Bass Strait Typhoon??

Yes,dermies son batted it away.