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Biffen is common in that he runs a very common house. As to myself, well suffice to say that no residents of the fair burg of Romsey are common - commoners are sent to Borewood.

I would say without fear of contradiction BBO, that you are definitely uncommon.

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Biffen is common in that he runs a very common house. As to myself, well suffice to say that no residents of the fair burg of Romsey are common - commoners are sent to Borewood.

we can agree that residents of the hamlet of romsey are not common

they are decidedly uncommon

the only place in australia they have anything in common with would be the west coast of tasmania

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we can agree that residents of the hamlet of romsey are not common

they are decidedly uncommon

the only place in australia they have anything in common with would be the west coast of tasmania

Well i do have some ..er good friends in that part of the world and I believe the "lads" may have some kin down there. How did you know DC?

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Well i do have some ..er good friends in that part of the world and I believe the "lads" may have some kin down there. How did you know DC?

i must aologise bbo for calling the backwater of romsey a hamlet......a genuine mistake i assure you

i believe the correct word for your "good friends" there is cuzzins

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BTW, I believe Biffen is close to completing his rehab , however, at the moment he is incommunicado. I'm not sure of the reason for this but it may be that his business interests have suffered during his absence and require urgent attention. Or, it may be more mundane - the incontinence problem may have reared its er head again or, he has simply gone directly on a drug bender.

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Biff Biff's rehab stint may have led him to discover new interests or business opportunities. That, or he has reunited with his life coaches ( their photo was posted on this thread at some point).

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Gee that was a big weekend.

Felt like two weeks.

Anyone have a good weekend?

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nah, not really biffo....same old

you like em old anyway .

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Found new lifestyle gurus, have you, Biff Biff?

Yep, George Best and Kieth Richards made me what I am but it's time I spread my wings under my new life coach.

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You work?

Well no Red that what my staff are for.

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You must feel a bit like Rip Van Winkle Biff? Has the world passed you by?

Fresh as a Daisy Chain.

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do you have a plan "B" DF?

I am working on it.

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Fresh as a Daisy Chain.

You are very positive Biff - obviously the rehab hasn't worn off yet. In fact I'm amazed, it as if you have been reborn. Are you drug free? Is the Psychosis under control? Have you given up your illicit businesses?

Next thing I'll hear you become a respectable member of a community.


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no,to answer your question,he doesnt work.But he likes to portray the idea,so that he comes across as a commoner {like biff and BBO},

Being called the frog has confused me about his lifestyle,Maybe hes a doctor that counts tadpoles?{inexplainable to you OD}.

This would give him the time he spends on the computer.

My aim in life is to be Mrs Frogs Toy Boy.

Oh Mrs Frog has allowed me to buy another computer. So now I have four pc's which does not include my tablets and Laptops.

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My aim in life is to be Mrs Frogs Toy Boy.

Oh Mrs Frog has allowed me to buy another computer. So now I have four pc's which does not include my tablets and Laptops.

You almost have one for each dunny Fl og! Now there's an idea!

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My aim in life is to be Mrs Frogs Toy Boy.

Oh Mrs Frog has allowed me to buy another computer. So now I have four pc's which does not include my tablets and Laptops.

Do PCs breed at your place DF? Or do they invite friends over all the time? :lol:

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I would say without fear of contradiction BBO, that you are definitely uncommon.

That comment can be interpreted in more than one way ... :blink:

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I found out what biffo's been up to these two weeks. don't try this yourself, you could get arrested

bifforetro.jpgeah

Yeah, the fashion police will hate those red shorts and braces :)

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