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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Over 50 and under 80? Speak for yourself old man! You know what happens when you assume....

yes i do know.

you turn into a lush and drink at the gat.

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    you could be an abbott poster boy if you keep going till 70 od :lol:

    I actually think my wife is worse than Abbott dc.

    She has the motto

    I married you for better or worse not for lunch.

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    Amen to that, OD. Some of us would struggle to make a full shilling ... :blink:

    Now that is really dating us R and B

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    Amen to that, OD. Some of us would struggle to make a full shilling ... :blink:

    Now that is really dating us R and B

    probably a roman gold coin in your day Od

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    probably a roman gold coin in your day Od

    Bummer You have finally realized I discovered the fountain of youth.

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    Now that is really dating us R and B

    Only if you can still sing the jingle that ends with 'On the 14th of February, 1966' :blink:

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    Bummer You have finally realized I discovered the fountain of youth.

    Give some to Nathan Jones, then please -- I want him to play for the MFC for the next 20 years ... :blink:

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    Give some to Nathan Jones, then please -- I want him to play for the MFC for the next 20 years ... :blink:

    If I really had R and B I would be playing for the MFC.

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    Only if you can still sing the jingle that ends with 'On the 14th of February, 1966' :blink:

    Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about

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    Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about

    When they introduced the decimal currency, there was a jingle that was played ad nauseum. I can only remember snippets of it ...

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    Only if you can still sing the jingle that ends with 'On the 14th of February, 1966' :blink:

    In come the dollars and the cents

    Out go the pounds and the shillings and the pence......

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    When they introduced the decimal currency, there was a jingle that was played ad nauseum. I can only remember snippets of it ...

    I think you missed it R and B

    I well and truly remember it.

    I reckon I could go close to the whole thing

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    Only if you can still sing the jingle that ends with 'On the 14th of February, 1966' :blink:

    In come the dollars and the cents

    Out go the pounds and the shillings and the pence......

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    Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about

    Surely you remember this, OD? Jingle ads

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    In come the dollars and in come the cents
    to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.
    Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix
    on the 14th of February 1966.

    Clink go the cents folks
    clink, clink, clink. Changeover day is closer than you think.
    Learn the value of the coins and the way that they appear
    and things will be much smoother when the decimal point is here.

    In come the dollars and in come the cents
    to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.
    Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix
    on the 14th of February 1966.

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    I think you missed it R and B

    I well and truly remember it.

    I reckon I could go close to the whole thing

    Well, don't leave us in suspense! Nutbean has given you a good start ... :blink:

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    I think you missed it R and B

    I well and truly remember it.

    I reckon I could go close to the whole thing

    Well, don't leave us in suspense! Nutbean has given you a good start ... :blink:

    In come the dollars and the cents

    Out go the pounds and the shillings and the pence......

    Any more, nutbean?

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    In come the dollars and in come the cents

    to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.

    Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix

    on the 14th of February 1966.

    Clink go the cents folks

    clink, clink, clink. Changeover day is closer than you think.

    Learn the value of the coins and the way that they appear

    and things will be much smoother when the decimal point is here.

    In come the dollars and in come the cents

    to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.

    Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix

    on the 14th of February 1966.

    Well done! 100 points!

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    Well done! 100 points!

    back in the day,nutbean OD and moonie, had tattoos of these rhymes.

    biff just had the LOVE HATE on his knuckles.

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    back in the day,nutbean OD and moonie, had tattoos of these rhymes.

    biff just had the LOVE HATE on his knuckles.

    I have "slade" tattoed on my knuckles

    (not really)

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    As they say in the classics "But where's the fun in that?" :blink:

    probably the same place as the fun in being a dees supporter :lol:

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    Want something to get your adrenaline going? Try polar bear wrestling or, in my brother's case, getting chased by a moose.

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    Your IQ would be in that range Moonie! Bottom end.

    Wake me when you post something worthwhile Sicko.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzz.......zzzzz..zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

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    Want something to get your adrenaline going? Try polar bear wrestling or, in my brother's case, getting chased by a moose.

    we have being chased by a moose over here ,we call it "being asked on a date with biff"

    polar bear wrestling in australia is called, "get the wine off BBO'

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