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All is not lost, OD. Here is a timely article on how to keep bananas ...

Have done most of that in the past R and B but that is very short term.

Last time it took twelve months to recover.

As I am very loath to take option 2 so I will have to consider NZ

Yes drastic I know but drastic situations deserve drastic solutions.

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    Have done most of that in the past R and B but that is very short term.

    Last time it took twelve months to recover.

    As I am very loath to take option 2 so I will have to consider NZ

    Yes drastic I know but drastic situations deserve drastic solutions.

    You can actually grow your own in Melbourne these days -- saw a banana tree at my local Bunnings the other day. Besides, moving to NZ doesn't sound like a means of increasing banana availability ... :blink:

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    You can actually grow your own in Melbourne these days -- saw a banana tree at my local Bunnings the other day. Besides, moving to NZ doesn't sound like a means of increasing banana availability ... :blink:

    nz import them cheap........we don't

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    You can actually grow your own in Melbourne these days -- saw a banana tree at my local Bunnings the other day. Besides, moving to NZ doesn't sound like a means of increasing banana availability ... :blink:

    As dc says they import all bananas from south America.

    Plenty there last time.

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    Now forget Mitch Clark retiring, Forget Dawes and his fair floss legs, forget Gawn and his inability to play six games a year, forget low attendances, forget the worst list in AFL history, forget we could not beat time with a stick.

    Something really bad is on the horizon.

    Cyclone Ita is bearing down on the Queensland banana crop.

    Claimed to be as bad as Yasi in 2011

    If this happens I don't know what I will do.

    There may only be two alternatives that I can see

    - Migrate to NZ

    - take the ultimate solution to end the pain

    We have bananas crops in the West OD

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    We have bananas crops in the West OD

    Well you must have kept them in WA in 2011 DF

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    That works for me.

    However as I have had zero success contact her upstairs over the last half century I have no idea about how to contact the dark one.

    Anyone have an idea?

    I think I saw her last night as we were attacking the keep. She wiped us all out within seconds.

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    Well you must have kept them in WA in 2011 DF

    No. All those greedy Easterners had taken the lot.

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    I think I saw her last night as we were attacking the keep. She wiped us all out within seconds.

    Well in that case it is your responsible to make contact with her.

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    just realised that if and only IF we were a winning club.

    this page would not even exist.

    so for all the doom and gloom,at best we are in front of other clubs,we have a common join and its catching.

    no winning equals friendship and hilarity for us on demonland.

    so we are winners in fact, thanks for the friendship everybody.

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    just realised that if and only IF we were a winning club.

    this page would not even exist.

    so for all the doom and gloom,at best we are in front of other clubs,we have a common join and its catching.

    no winning equals friendship and hilarity for us on demonland.

    so we are winners in fact, thanks for the friendship everybody.

    In actual fact jazza we can thank the unmentionable one.

    That is the basic reason for this thread

    But leaving aside that person I can thank this tread for maintain my sanity and keeping me interested.

    Thanks for the comment I feel like we just won the flag.

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    Pity they left the head.

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    true, true bbo

    but fancy getting a plastic surgeon to lop off your legs just for publicity

    ffs this is not india (or romsey)

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    I read some mindless spy novel a few years ago where the villain (an assassin) had had his lower legs amputated. He then had a number of screw on prosthetics available so he could disguise himself as various heights.

    BTW. . I hope Biffen doesn't get any ideas!

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    Those blue rinse Borewood women dont use plastic surgery-

    Daisycutter chases the ones who have had hip surgery.

    A couple of gins after Wednesday tennis and its game,set,match.

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    I read some mindless spy novel a few years ago where the villain (an assassin) had had his lower legs amputated. He then had a number of screw on prosthetics available so he could disguise himself as various heights.

    BTW. . I hope Biffen doesn't get any ideas!

    I haven't had any ideas in quite some time.

    The medication,along with Demonland has seen to that.

    I feel so much better.

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    Maybe Biff! However, I've also heard he lets down the tyres in their wheelchairs.

    Don't be ridiculous ,Daisy would never stoop to chaperoning the disabled for his own pleasures.

    Unless there was a sizeable will/dowry involved.

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    There is no morality in Borewood!!

    That all depends on which set of keys you pull out of the bowl.

    They can't all be sex-crazed,conservative upper middle bed hoppers.

    Aren't their some freaky new wave Christian types as well?

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    Now, I don't want to derail this thread (is there a thread to this thread to derail?) but I've just made a purchase on ebay and want to know who is with me on this.

    I have just purchased " The Samurai" complete series - every episode. Now fess up - who loved this show?

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    That all depends on which set of keys you pull out of the bowl.

    They can't all be sex-crazed,conservative upper middle bed hoppers.

    Aren't their some freaky new wave Christian types as well?

    I don't think DC would be overly fussy.

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    Now, I don't want to derail this thread (is there a thread to this thread to derail?) but I've just made a purchase on ebay and want to know who is with me on this.

    I have just purchased " The Samurai" complete series - every episode. Now fess up - who loved this show?

    By purchasing I will assume you paid a technologically superior younger person to download it for you.

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