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So its Friday Morning what to have for breakfast?

No Banana Products in the house;

Oh well may be something with some cows milk will do.

 
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So its Friday Morning what to have for breakfast?

No Banana Products in the house;

Oh well may be something with some cows milk will do.

There should be plenty of humble pie around, as Essendon hasn't touched theirs.

There should be plenty of humble pie around, as Essendon hasn't touched theirs.

I am too worried what may be in theirs

 

There should be plenty of humble pie around, as Essendon hasn't touched theirs.

Couldnt be sure what they cook it with there Red. Who knows what their recipe is

Couldnt be sure what they cook it with there Red. Who knows what their recipe is

Danks?


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I started something there. Meant to be a press conference now. Waiting with baited breath.

been cancelled apparently

 
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Sounds like the Essendon saga will end on Monday. I just hope they lose a couple of years of draft picks. If not the AFL are a joke.

In the Messendon fantasy world where the Hird Reich is the only real Drugs in sport is OK. But only if they do it.


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Love Hird's statement today. "I think the player's welfare is very important to us".

He "thinks".

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Is that the lie or is the rest of his statement a lie?

I was actually stunned he started with I think, instead of a positive statement.

I was actually stunned he started with I think, instead of a positive statement.

I doubt he would recognise the right thing if it bit him on the arse

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We have the worst captains in the AFL.

We have no standing at all in the game. We cop disgraceful umpiring often and do absolutely nothing about it.


Love Hird's statement today. "I think the player's welfare is very important to us".

He "thinks".

He could not remember if he was still a player or not

8:1

Does anyone know when our new Senior Coach may be announced

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Does anyone know when our new Senior Coach may be announced

To be honest, I am so numb from this season, I don't care.

I was joking at the start of the season we would win the grand final

Think I spent too much time near Windy Pill.

LOL


To be honest, I am so numb from this season, I don't care.

Yes me too Redleg.

Struggling to get beyond this thread on Demonland.

Just to remind you all of my pathetic year on the punt. I put 50.00 on Melb, last year to make the 8 !!! What do they say about a [censored] and his money?

obviously it just means you belong here on demonland

 

Yep. Just another lunatic in the asylum.Well maybe one of the better class lunatics.

Self praise is no recommendation!


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