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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Umpires.

Canโ€™t we play without them?

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Umpires.

Canโ€™t we play without them?

Well....

We're currently playing despite them......

On 5/15/2023 at 8:12 PM, Monbon said:

You started it with 'egregious'.

To be fair, he had no idea what he was saying at the time.

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

Correct, too many say what they donโ€™t know.


3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair go Goffy !! I always say what I'm knowing.

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

15 minutes ago, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

did it remind her of the polish countryside?ย ย ๐Ÿ˜…

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44 minutes ago, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

Thatโ€™s a bit unfair, as BBO has just organised his 10 yearly Manor spruce up. Those possum droppings in the moat will be removed and any dead animals also removed at the same time.

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45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

did it remind her of the polish countryside?ย ย ๐Ÿ˜…

She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

47 minutes ago, Monbon said:

She texted me: it's flat. That's all she wrote that time.

anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.ย  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romseyย  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

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... or could they?ย  ย hmmmm


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

anyway, nothing wrong with being degenerate.ย  some of my best friends could be best described as degenerate. and it's not like romseyย  (or poland) could be compared to wolf creek.

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... or could they?ย  ย hmmmm

What's this wolf creek? Related to Bergmann's Hour of the Wolf?

Hope its not raining Saturday.ย ย 

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4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Hope its not raining Saturday.ย ย 

I hope replacements can win it for us.

Could be 4 changes.

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I hope replacements can win it for us.

Could be 4 changes.

What......๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

Got a syndicate nag running at Caulfield....wont like a slow track

Get a grip Red....priorities man .. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

On 5/21/2023 at 12:35 AM, Monbon said:

My wife was on the train which passed your Manor yesterday, on the way to the Fine Arts Centre called Castlemaine. She said it was a very degenerate looking place. Just though I'd pass that on

I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests


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40 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I hear that the manor is only truly seen by the most select of guests

The problem is they are never seen again.

Maybe itโ€™s just the Piranhas in the moat, who knows?

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@Bitter but optimisticย did you find your vehicular transport ( or scooter, I'm unsure as to which ) where it was left ( and intact )ย after returning from Saturday's excursion ?ย 

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes bb , my carriage was ,remarkably, awaiting.

About the only bright spot in an otherwise ****ty day at the football.

Yes having your Scooter....i mean Sandman nicked would have been salty


2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Yes having your Scooter....i mean Sandman nicked would have been salty

I see BBO as a segway guy.

6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I see BBO as a segway guy.

Funnily enough...ย  ย I don'tย 

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Never owned a "Sandman " bb .... but ,back in ย the day, I was the proud owner of an EH panel van.

Did some damage in that!

Ahead of your time Uncle...ย  I'mย  not surprised.ย 

3 on the tree ?ย 

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9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Ahead of your time Uncle...ย  I'mย  not surprised.ย 

3 on the tree ?ย 

Ah the panel van Halen. Always wanted one.


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