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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Like breathing for example?

did you mean heavy breathing, wcw?

or maybe heavy drinking.......at least for starters

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    23 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    did you mean heavy breathing, wcw?

    or maybe heavy drinking.......at least for starters

    I mean breathing, period. As long as there’s a pulse, however faint it may be. 
    This is Uncle Bitter we’re talking about; his bar is set so low he risks tripping over it. 

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I mean breathing, period. As long as there’s a pulse, however faint it may be. 
    This is Uncle Bitter we’re talking about; his bar is set so low he risks tripping over it. 

    i think the expression is lower than a snake's belly 🥴

    you seem to have uncles bitters well sussed out

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    22 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i think the expression is lower than a snake's belly 🥴

    you seem to have uncles bitters well sussed out

    I really don’t have any choice. He’s like a particularly bad bout of shingles… never quite goes away. 

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    11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This is apropos of nothing really but I just had to share it.

    I was speaking (well listening) to a female acquaintance yesterday and she saw fit to inform me of of the cause of our rather odd weather conditions.

    Apparently there was an earthquake last year ( location unspecified) which " knocked the Earth off its axles"  and thus our our current extreme weather.

    Simples!

    I’m sure Uncle, that you were able to inform your learned friend that climate change has resulted in the melting of the polar ice caps, and it is this that has led to a small shift in the polar axis resulting in the extreme weather events occurring all over the world.

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    8 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    I’m sure Uncle, that you were able to inform your learned friend that climate change has resulted in the melting of the polar ice caps, and it is this that has led to a small shift in the polar axis resulting in the extreme weather events occurring all over the world.

    Love to see the science behind that suggestion

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes, the climate will change.

    Can it change next week in time for Summer Mr. Leg? 

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    Well, well  ....... as usual, whenever I try to upgrade the level of conversation on this thread I am mocked and belittled.

    Bah to you all ! As punishment I shall deny you mangy scoffers my intellectual contributions for the next 24 hours.

     

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, well  ....... as usual, whenever I try to upgrade the level of conversation on this thread I am mocked and belittled.

    Bah to you all ! As punishment I shall deny you mangy scoffers my intellectual contributions for the next 24 hours.

     

    It is hard to believe you have given in to this scurvy lot.

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    9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, well  ....... as usual, whenever I try to upgrade the level of conversation on this thread I am mocked and belittled.

    Bah to you all ! As punishment I shall deny you mangy scoffers my intellectual contributions for the next 24 hours.

     

    Not being very good at maths, can I ask if 24 hours is up.

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    It is hard to believe you have given in to this scurvy lot.

    I am not suffering from scurvy,  probably because I drink lemon juice.

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, well  ....... as usual, whenever I try to upgrade the level of conversation on this thread I am mocked and belittled.

    Bah to you all ! As punishment I shall deny you mangy scoffers my intellectual contributions for the next 24 hours.

     

    What would we have to do to make it permanent?

    Asking for the entire population of Demonland. 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What would we have to do to make it permanent?

    Asking for the entire population of Demonland. 

    Me thinks you are carrying a secret torch for Uncle and you are just trying to put us all off the scent.

    Remember the old saying, “I think you protesteth too much”.

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    7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Me thinks you are carrying a secret torch for Uncle and you are just trying to put us all off the scent.

    Remember the old saying, “I think you protesteth too much”.

    Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

    Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

    It could be the cinnamon on top.

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Let that be a lesson to you all!

    We are nothing if we cannot learn.

    I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

    Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

    Ruminate on that one today.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We are nothing if we cannot learn.

    I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

    Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

    Ruminate on that one today.

    What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

    “Think deeply about something.”

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    “Think deeply about something.”

    Just a joke Mr. Leg

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yeah cows are deep thinkers.

    Now you are being udderly ridiculous.

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