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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

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On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 

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22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

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6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

There was movement at the oval????

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There was movement at the oval????

“For the word had got around,

That the rookie from NGA had got away”.

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On 1/16/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You… uhm… didn’t think to… you know…offer the old dear a lift to the clinic? But then again, no; god forbid you should rush your coffee down. 🥴😁🙃

You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

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You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

Who is Special Robert?

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16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

@special robert. 

I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

So, someone named Robert actually chooses to call himself Special Robert? Interesting. 🤔 

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

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37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

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20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

And fully acquainted is precisely what I shall be. For now though, is he special as in Bruce McAvaney special, or another kind of special? 

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