Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Having watched matches to date plus AFLW I was looking forward to watching Dees prime time only to discover its live on NSW only.

And guess whatย 

here in Murmungee I get My to cover from Shepparton.

My nearest neighbour across the paddock gets us coverage from Albury.

ย 

Hes a Collngwood supporter so no joy.

it would cost me too many beers to watch the whole game with him

ย 
  • Author

Derwyane is unlistenable. Every action, no matter how ordinary or basic, is described using a superlative.

On 4/3/2021 at 8:55 PM, Redleg said:

We are getting a bit maudlin aren't we guys?

Alright to get back on track, how about the following. With the Dees 3-0 for the first time in yonks, if the Dees knock off Geelong to make it 4-0, we have a competition on this thread to find the best image with 4 bananas in it. If the unthinkable happens and the Dees lose, we have a competition on this thread to find the best image on the theme of "Hells Bells". If it is a draw, Redleg gets to make the call about what happens.

What say you all?

ย 
23 hours ago, dpositive said:

Having watched matches to date plus AFLW I was looking forward to watching Dees prime time only to discover its live on NSW only.

And guess whatย 

here in Murmungee I get My to cover from Shepparton.

My nearest neighbour across the paddock gets us coverage from Albury.

ย 

Hes a Collngwood supporter so no joy.

it would cost me too many beers to watch the whole game with him

bummer

you need to sort out a kayo subscription for yourself

4 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

bummer

you need to sort out a kayo subscription for yourself

Yeah had one last yea and Joy watched two games so gave it away.

im hoping to get down and get value for my membership this year and prepare for finals.


11 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Yeah had one last yea and Joy watched two games so gave it away.

im hoping to get down and get value for my membership this year and prepare for finals.

Wait to be vaccinated dpositive. Us old guys need to be super careful.ย 

7 minutes ago, old dee said:

Wait to be vaccinated dpositive. Us old guys need to be super careful.ย 

We will be lucky to be vaccinated by finals time.

We are always careful to sanitise and social distance. Masks when too close to unfamiliar people.

its all a debacle, just as likely to get hit by a bus as die from Covid.

i want front line workers and incoming tourists etc from overseas to be inoculated, tested and quarantined if required.

1 minute ago, dpositive said:

We will be lucky to be vaccinated by finals time.

We are always careful to sanitise and social distance. Masks when too close to unfamiliar people.

its all a debacle, just as likely to get hit by a bus as die from Covid.

i want front line workers and incoming tourists etc from overseas to be inoculated, tested and quarantined if required.

Me too but I reckon you will get the vaccine by June. I am hanging loose till then. I just stay away from crowds. Have no confidence on the Vic government controlling things when Aussies start returning from OS.ย 

ย 
17 hours ago, old dee said:

Me too but I reckon you will get the vaccine by June. I am hanging loose till then. I just stay away from crowds. Have no confidence on the Vic government controlling things when Aussies start returning from OS.ย 

Its the most remarkable thing that Vic community has been so compliant with instructions, and on my trip to the footy roundย ย one everyone was cautious. Still not really congested . Stay away from public transport and sit near friends you know are symptom free.

i think the vaccine doesn't stop the spread just limits the damage.

keep fit and be less vulnerable. I fear what might happen when winter hits an people are more vulnerable to cold and flue.

6 hours ago, dpositive said:

Its the most remarkable thing that Vic community has been so compliant with instructions, and on my trip to the footy roundย ย one everyone was cautious. Still not really congested . Stay away from public transport and sit near friends you know are symptom free.

i think the vaccine doesn't stop the spread just limits the damage.

keep fit and be less vulnerable. I fear what might happen when winter hits an people are more vulnerable to cold and flue.

Getting my normal flu injection next week. Reย  covid injections our clinic told us last week they have no idea when they will receive the vaccine or how much. A bloody shambles! Re the first game at 50% capacity and only 23k there you can spread out,ย  at 75+ that will be a lot harder. Good luck l will look for you in the crowd!!!!!!


  • Author

Good news for one of my favourites.

"MELBOURNE rookie and surprise free agentย James Jordonย is poised to clinch a new deal with the Demons just four months after being delisted by the club. "

On 4/8/2021 at 9:05 AM, Redleg said:

Good news for one of my favourites.

"MELBOURNE rookie and surprise free agentย James Jordonย is poised to clinch a new deal with the Demons just four months after being delisted by the club. "

James Jordon (JJ), donโ€™t remember him, did ever play a game?

  • Author
5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

James Jordon (JJ), donโ€™t remember him, did ever play a game?

4 to this point.

I see we have a New President!

But it should have been Uncle Bitters in the President role as his diplomacy skills would have us at number one AFL club in no time.


On 4/6/2021 at 3:50 PM, old dee said:

Getting my normal flu injection next week. Reย  covid injections our clinic told us last week they have no idea when they will receive the vaccine or how much. A bloody shambles! Re the first game at 50% capacity and only 23k there you can spread out,ย  at 75+ that will be a lot harder. Good luck l will look for you in the crowd!!!!!!

Thanks forย the positive post re Round1 DPositive and the Covid plan response from the Melbourne crowd.ย 
ย 

However as I Have pointed out the likelihood of flu catchment is much much less due to the general population adhering to the Covid safe practices. Try just had been proved by the stats from 2020.

As usual OD your comments re Covid Vaccine and the crowds at the footy Are ย atย ย best Flippant and worst inaccurate and misleading.

1. The totalย ย numbersย in the crowd Or the % of Crowd allowed ย in the ground are totally irrelevant toย the ability of Each person to move about freely.

Your ticketย ย has your seat no. and you are in a Zone and restricted to that area to purchase food and/ or goย to the bathroom.

You cannot waltz freelyย ย into another Zone to speak to an Oldย crony Or even your Mother in Law!

2. Covid Vaccineย 

The provision of Venues forย Vaccine In Australiaย is a Specialised operation with mist GO's not able to handle the rollout in these initial stages.

Youย asking your GP When you can have the vaccine is basically irrelevant if he is not one of the designated venues forย receiving ย the jab.ย 
It is not a shambles that you can't have it at your local GP clinic if they are unable to or are not a Clinic ย dispensing the vaccine.

The procedure is to go to the Aust Govt Health website and do the CHECKER test to ascertain what priority you are. Ie 1a, 1b or 2a etc.

Once you get thisย answer then you can put your postcode in The box and about 5/6 choices Of locations nearby will be on the screen where you may Book forย the vaccine once thatย Category has commenced.

( 1 a and 1 b are priority so far but 2a is getting nearer ).
ย 

In the future the Covid Vaccine procedure May become like the flu vaccine but we don't know really atย this stage.
ย 

So waiting forvthe vaccine rollout fir your clinic is probably in vain and frankly if you are in either 1a or 1 b categoryย you should be considering getting the jab ASAP forย your own safety and your families as well. There is also a second booster to get within 2/3 weeKs orย ย 12 weeks Depending upon which Vaccine either Sfizer or Astra Veneca you received.

It is not the GP's ย real role in this procedure to notify all their patients that the vaccine is available unless they belong to a Clinic ย thatย is approved for dispensing the rollout.
ย 

Hopefullyย that updates ย generallyย your knowledge on both Covid plans and vaccine availability.ย 

1 hour ago, 58er said:

Thanks forย the positive post re Round1 DPositive and the Covid plan response from the Melbourne crowd.ย 
ย 

However as I Have pointed out the likelihood of flu catchment is much much less due to the general population adhering to the Covid safe practices. Try just had been proved by the stats from 2020.

As usual OD your comments re Covid Vaccine and the crowds at the footy Are ย atย ย best Flippant and worst inaccurate and misleading.

1. The totalย ย numbersย in the crowd Or the % of Crowd allowed ย in the ground are totally irrelevant toย the ability of Each person to move about freely.

Your ticketย ย has your seat no. and you are in a Zone and restricted to that area to purchase food and/ or goย to the bathroom.

You cannot waltz freelyย ย into another Zone to speak to an Oldย crony Or even your Mother in Law!

2. Covid Vaccineย 

The provision of Venues forย Vaccine In Australiaย is a Specialised operation with mist GO's not able to handle the rollout in these initial stages.

Youย asking your GP When you can have the vaccine is basically irrelevant if he is not one of the designated venues forย receiving ย the jab.ย 
It is not a shambles that you can't have it at your local GP clinic if they are unable to or are not a Clinic ย dispensing the vaccine.

The procedure is to go to the Aust Govt Health website and do the CHECKER test to ascertain what priority you are. Ie 1a, 1b or 2a etc.

Once you get thisย answer then you can put your postcode in The box and about 5/6 choices Of locations nearby will be on the screen where you may Book forย the vaccine once thatย Category has commenced.

( 1 a and 1 b are priority so far but 2a is getting nearer ).
ย 

In the future the Covid Vaccine procedure May become like the flu vaccine but we don't know really atย this stage.
ย 

So waiting forvthe vaccine rollout fir your clinic is probably in vain and frankly if you are in either 1a or 1 b categoryย you should be considering getting the jab ASAP forย your own safety and your families as well. There is also a second booster to get within 2/3 weeKs orย ย 12 weeks Depending upon which Vaccine either Sfizer or Astra Veneca you received.

It is not the GP's ย real role in this procedure to notify all their patients that the vaccine is available unless they belong to a Clinic ย thatย is approved for dispensing the rollout.
ย 

Hopefullyย that updates ย generallyย your knowledge on both Covid plans and vaccine availability.ย 

Thanks for the " how to suck Eggs" lesson.ย 

We are not supposed to discuss politics on Demonland so I won't bother with a two page rebuttal.ย 

4 hours ago, old dee said:

Thanks for the " how to suck Eggs" lesson.ย 

We are not supposed to discuss politics on Demonland so I won't bother with a two page rebuttal.ย 

Come on OD, I was looking for a full rebuttal and not a two page summary.ย 

  • Author
12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I see we have a New President!

But it should have been Uncle Bitters in the President role as his diplomacy skills would have us at number one AFL club in no time.

I would have voted for him.


And if he lost the election was RIGGED

3 hours ago, bjDee said:

And if he lost the election was RIGGED

It would have been stacked against him.ย 

2 hours ago, old dee said:

It would have been stacked against him.ย 

As Mr Trump keeps saying election fraud!

ย 

Reckon bitters would bring out the deviant and degenerate vote. Itโ€™s a surprisingly large constituency I understand.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • AFLW PREVIEW: Richmond

    Round four kicks off early Saturday afternoon at Casey Fields, as the mighty Narrm host the winless Richmond Tigers in the second week of Indigenous Round celebrations. With ideal footy conditions forecastโ€”20 degrees, overcast skies, and a gentle breeze โ€” expect a fast-paced contest. Narrm enters with momentum and a dangerous forward line, while Richmond is still searching for its first win. With key injuries on both sides and pride on the line, this clash promises plenty.

      • Like
    • 2 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

    Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kateโ€™s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwoodโ€™s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2 replies
  • CASEY: Williamstown

    The Casey Demons issued a strong statement to the remaining teams in the VFL race with a thumping 76-point victory in their Elimination Final against Williamstown. This was the sixth consecutive win for the Demons, who stormed into the finals from a long way back with scalps including two of the teams still in flag contention. Senior Coach Taylor Whitford would have been delighted with the manner in which his team opened its finals campaign with high impact after securing the lead early in the game when Jai Culley delivered a precise pass to a lead from Noah Yze, who scored his first of seven straight goals for the day. Yze kicked his second on the quarter time siren, by which time the Demons were already in control. The youngster repeated the dose in the second term as the Seagulls were reduced to mere

    • 0 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Collingwood

    Narrm time isnโ€™t a standard conceptโ€”itโ€™s the time within the traditional lands of Narrm, the Woiwurrung name for Melbourne. Indigenous Round runs for rounds 3 and 4 and is a powerful platform to recognise the contributions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples in sport, community, and Australian culture. This week, suburban footy returns to the infamous Victoria Park as the mighty Narrm take on the Collingwood Magpies at 1:05pm Narrm time, Sunday 31 August. Come along if you can.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 9 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: St. Kilda

    The Dees demolished the Saints in a comprehensive 74-pointshellacking. ย We filled our boots with percentage โ€” now a whopping 520.7% โ€” and sit atop the AFLW ladder. Melbourneโ€™s game plan is on fire, and the competition is officially on notice.

      • Haha
    • 4 replies
  • REPORT: Collingwood

    It was yet another disappointing outcome in a disappointing year, with Melbourne missing the finals for the second consecutive season. Indeed, it wasnโ€™t even close, as the Demons' tally of seven wins was less than half the number required to rank among the top eight teams in the competition. When the dust of the game settled and supporters reflected on Melbourne's ย six-point defeat at the hands of close game specialists Collingwood, Max Gawn's words about his teamโ€™s unfulfilled potential rang true โ€ฆ well, almost.ย 

    • 1 reply

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.