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I put the bad behaviour of fans at AFL matches down to a shortage of bananas at AFL venues.

Banana smoothies instead of beer would improve crowd behaviour no end.

 
7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I put the bad behaviour of fans at AFL matches down to a shortage of bananas at AFL venues.

Banana smoothies instead of beer would improve crowd behaviour no end.

there again......

Image result for banana beer

Image result for banana beer

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What happened? Everyone on DL seems a bit happier this week.

 
4 hours ago, Redleg said:

What happened? Everyone on DL seems a bit happier this week.

Strange, I have no idea Mr. Leg!


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm not sure if those are a travesty for beer or a travesty for bananas.

face it, there's nothing that bananas can't do, uncle

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On 6/17/2019 at 5:25 PM, daisycutter said:

there again......

Image result for banana beer

Image result for banana beer

I wouldn't mind trying some of that banana bread beer.

True story:

Many people who consider that they may be some level of gluten intolerant will experiement by replacing a number of gluten-heavy foods (obviously breads) with low or non-gluten alternatives.

One of the leading items in this is a bread made from bananas (not to be confused with the cafe snack 'banana-bread').

A feature of this banana product is that it has very high levels of various fibres and roughages which do an excellent job of clearing out the digestive system (much like Uncle Bitters on a good day at the mansion, so I hear).

So, the people who have made the switch from gluten to gluten-free experience a significant improvement in digestion, even if they weren't actually gluten intolerant. A quite understandable round of confirmation bias kicks in and tada, they become really annoying at group dinners.

Never underestimate the power of bananas.

 
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9 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

 

Never underestimate the power of bananas.

We never do.

10 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

True story:

Many people who consider that they may be some level of gluten intolerant will experiement by replacing a number of gluten-heavy foods (obviously breads) with low or non-gluten alternatives.

One of the leading items in this is a bread made from bananas (not to be confused with the cafe snack 'banana-bread').

A feature of this banana product is that it has very high levels of various fibres and roughages which do an excellent job of clearing out the digestive system (much like Uncle Bitters on a good day at the mansion, so I hear).

So, the people who have made the switch from gluten to gluten-free experience a significant improvement in digestion, even if they weren't actually gluten intolerant. A quite understandable round of confirmation bias kicks in and tada, they become really annoying at group dinners.

Never underestimate the power of bananas.

in many parts of the world they grow "cooking" banana variants (not sweet) which are used more as a vegetable than a fruit. In fact in some countries these variants predominate (e.g. South America i believe)


14 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

 

One of the leading items in this is a bread made from bananas (not to be confused with the cafe snack 'banana-bread').

i'm familiar with the cafe snack version (sweet). do you have any more info on this other version (links, etc)?

17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm familiar with the cafe snack version (sweet). do you have any more info on this other version (links, etc)?

Well, there are 'superfood' brands that push it, but they annoy me just by calling themselves superfood brands. 'Green banana flour' is the most directly relevant search term. I can't offer much more than wikipedia, which does also have a whole collection of links at the bottom which seem up to date. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_flour

Meanwhile, in other banana news, the nanny/police state is coming for our little yellow friends! :o

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-26/how-anti-terror-rules-shut-down-banana-festival-street-parade/11245390


14 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are we playing this weekend?

Red, why do you enjoy so much pain?

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24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Red, why do you enjoy so much pain?

I am a masochistic banana.

23 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am a masochistic banana.

nah...you're just bent !!!

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21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

nah...you're just bent !!!

Concave or convex?


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Someone asked me the difference between ignorance and apathy and I told them that I didn't know and didn't care less anyway.

On 6/28/2019 at 2:01 PM, Redleg said:

Concave or convex?

Depends on whether you're coming or going ;)

 
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DL is not going to be a happy place if we lose to the Blues this week.


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