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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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How do you think Choc Milk is made?

And there goes my last chocolate milkshake.

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    How do you think Choc Milk is made?

    Better ask jazza. I suspect that's what he thinks moccachinos taste like ... :)

    Yes thats how milk is flavoured to make it chocolate.{i used to have brown cows for this}

    Usually get my cesspit emptied and the same driver can top up with milk.

    Thats what we call ergonomics.

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    And there goes my last chocolate milkshake.

    chocolate-milk-large.jpg

    Makes you think about what is actually happening here!

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    Yes thats how milk is flavoured to make it chocolate.{i used to have brown cows for this}

    Usually get my cesspit emptied and the same driver can top up with milk.

    Thats what we call ergonomics.

    Jazza you are back!

    This one is for you big fella

    terry-richardson-cow-woman-milk-spe.jpg

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    Jazza you are back!

    This one is for you big fella

    terry-richardson-cow-woman-milk-spe.jpg

    Made my last 3 days with one picture.btw its day 96

    Isnt she beautiful,nice nipples,full bag,Clean udder and perfect condition for calving and milking.

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    And there goes my last chocolate milkshake.

    Blue Heaven is better anyway!

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    Blue Heaven is better anyway!

    I think there is a flavour called salted caramel now. That sounds good.

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    And there goes my last chocolate milkshake.

    Dont ask how we make the strawberry shakes.

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    Dont ask how we make the strawberry shakes.

    I shudder to think.

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    I shudder to think.

    Hope the udder doesn't shudder ... or is that the 'shake' part? :)

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    Dont ask how we make the strawberry shakes.

    Is that with full cream?

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    this thread has gone udderly off topic (if not off putting)

    ppl just milking it for all its worth DC !!

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    ppl just milking it for all its worth DC !!

    a bit of teat a teat going on here bub?

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    a bit of teat a teat going on here bub?

    hang on...back again...

    just had to nip out !!!

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    This topic should be nippled in the bud!

    has a familiar ring to it ....... :rolleyes:

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    Biffen usually likes this cunning punning stuff but Friday night is not good for him. Rather than selling drugs it is his ingest night - sayonara Biff.

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    Just finished dinner. Now off to to the TV to watch a good game of footy.

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    Put one away early dc?

    Left some blue rinser weeping with joy no doubt. BTW. Is that breach of promise law still on the books .... I wonder?

    what i promise bbo i deliver on

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