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I guess people just don't want to Don the Sash.

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I am struggling with this winning games caper

I go to bed happy on Sunday nights and wake up on Monday feeling better.

Is this how it feels when you follow Geelong or Hawthorn?

You may soon realise the cathata has come out and urine is giving you the warm feeling.

Just got back from the shop and no don fans present this morning{wonder why}i think my mates are actually hiding around the corner laughing because ive got nobody to brag to.

The trip home seems to be getting shorter,come up with 3 reasons,not smoking d16/,dees winning,or im getting ODs disease and going senile.Either way the trips shorter and happier this year.I equate it to biff not being here.

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You may soon realise the cathata has come out and urine is giving you the warm feeling.

Just got back from the shop and no don fans present this morning{wonder why}i think my mates are actually hiding around the corner laughing because ive got nobody to brag to.

The trip home seems to be getting shorter,come up with 3 reasons,not smoking d16/,dees winning,or im getting ODs disease and going senile.Either way the trips shorter and happier this year.I equate it to biff not being here.

Who are you again?

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I am struggling with this winning games caper

I go to bed happy on Sunday nights and wake up on Monday feeling better.

Is this how it feels when you follow Geelong or Hawthorn?

I hope your wife is called Better or your going to be in trouble.

Geelong and Hawthorne are both very confused Clubs as their Club colours simple suck.

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just went to the specialist this morning. Sam Newman was there with the appointment just before me.

he's certainly a big man and was doing his hafey tribute just wearing shorts and t-shirt plus the obligatory man bag.

all the sammy mannerisms on display, the two fingered nose touching etc

same doc who did his prostectomy 6 years ago on tv (i didn't realise till today)

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just went to the specialist this morning. Sam Newman was there with the appointment just before me.

he's certainly a big man and was doing his hafey tribute just wearing shorts and t-shirt plus the obligatory man bag.

all the sammy mannerisms on display, the two fingered nose touching etc

same doc who did his prostectomy 6 years ago on tv (i didn't realise till today)

I have been close to him Sammy that is a couple of times and you are correct he is a big boy.

dc I think it is time to start a thread on changing our official colours to White, Red and Blue.

It is obviously the most successful coloured guernsey of the last eight years.

WE would not have to worry about a clash jumper we could wear that one all the time.

I believe it is the way of the future.

It would be a good idea IMO if you started the campaign as a previous Red and Blue fanatic your conversion would show the way ahead.

What say you?

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I have been close to him Sammy that is a couple of times and you are correct he is a big boy.

dc I think it is time to start a thread on changing our official colours to White, Red and Blue.

It is obviously the most successful coloured guernsey of the last eight years.

WE would not have to worry about a clash jumper we could wear that one all the time.

I believe it is the way of the future.

It would be a good idea IMO if you started the campaign as a previous Red and Blue fanatic your conversion would show the way ahead.

What say you?

you didn't get me to bite last time, so no bite this time od LOL

post again when you have taken all your meds

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It is nice to be the supporter of a football club again.

I am finding it hard to believe this is the lot I have watched the last eight years.

I suspect the team was abducted by aliens and we have a bunch of new people running around in the White, blue and Red jumpers.

Something is afoot here.

Whatever it is may it never change.

Seriously Redleg

YES

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you didn't get me to bite last time, so no bite this time od LOL

post again when you have taken all your meds

Pity you cannot see the wisdom in it dc

I will just have to start the campaign without your valuable support.

It will probably take a little longer but the enlightened with the help of the AFL and Channel 7 will prevail.

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Going to the G this sunday to see the Dees play. Looking forward to it.

Hope you and your carer enjoy the day.

We are starting to look like a club again,although there is many doubtful supporters still out there.

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It is nice to be the supporter of a football club again.

Which one?

May be I can join as well

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Going to the G this sunday to see the Dees play. Looking forward to it.

I did planning to go to this game but work commitment have gotten in the way again.

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I did planning to go to this game but work commitment have gotten in the way again.

@^%#$@%$^ work! Sorry to hear it. Any idea when you will be able to make it to game?

FWIW last week was a ripper to attend ... :):):):):)

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I did planning to go to this game but work commitment have gotten in the way again.

You work?

no,to answer your question,he doesnt work.But he likes to portray the idea,so that he comes across as a commoner {like biff and BBO},

Being called the frog has confused me about his lifestyle,Maybe hes a doctor that counts tadpoles?{inexplainable to you OD}.

This would give him the time he spends on the computer.

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no,to answer your question,he doesnt work.But he likes to portray the idea,so that he comes across as a commoner {like biff and BBO},

Being called the frog has confused me about his lifestyle,Maybe hes a doctor that counts tadpoles?{inexplainable to you OD}.

This would give him the time he spends on the computer.

Biffen is common in that he runs a very common house. As to myself, well suffice to say that no residents of the fair burg of Romsey are common - commoners are sent to Borewood.

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