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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Funny, you see two men in tights, I see the girl in the middle.

What girl?

All I see is one blue guy and another red guy.

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    Some of the posts in this thread are rather strange and confusing. And yet, I can't seem to look away.

    are you over 50.?

    into other things besides footy.?

    slightly deranged?

    in need of a different conversation?

    then your in the right place.

    just a page for people over 50 and under 80.

    old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward.

    otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.

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    are you over 50.?

    into other things besides footy.?

    slightly deranged?

    in need of a different conversation?

    then your in the right place.

    just a page for people over 50 and under 80.

    old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward.

    otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.

    Very droll jazza!

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    Very droll jazza!

    hey today is droll wednesday.

    or as biff calls it,dole cheque pokies day.

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    hey today is droll wednesday.

    or as biff calls it,dole cheque pokies day.

    After last night it may be the last one!

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    After last night it may be the last one!

    Too right. I was also thinking the other day how outdated "The cheque is in the mail" is. My kids will probably ask "What is a cheque? And what does it mean by 'in the mail'?". :blink:

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    Too right. I was also thinking the other day how outdated "The cheque is in the mail" is. My kids will probably ask "What is a cheque? And what does it mean by 'in the mail'?". :blink:

    what's a cheque r&b?

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    are you over 50.?

    into other things besides footy.?

    slightly deranged?

    in need of a different conversation?

    then your in the right place.

    just a page for people over 50 and under 80.

    old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward.

    otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.

    Nice work, jazza, but some would question the slightly part ... :blink:

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    what's a cheque r&b?

    Something you play chequers with ... :blink:

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    Something you play chequers with ... :blink:

    like the chancellor of second hand ones then?

    Edited by daisycutter

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    Nice work, jazza, but some would question the slightly part ... :blink:

    i was thinking of DC,redleg and myself when i wrote that part.

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    like the chancellor of second hand ones then?

    I guess you could play chequers at Chequers when visiting the PM on weekends ... or just join Biff at the pawn shop near the Gat ... :blink:

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    i was thinking of DC,redleg and myself when i wrote that part.

    So the rest of us are more than slightly deranged? Works for me ... :blink:

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    Jazza, I'm under the age limit you identified. Am I still able to post to this thread?

    Btw, how old is Old Dee?

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    Jazza, I'm under the age limit you identified. Am I still able to post to this thread?

    Btw, how old is Old Dee?

    yes,you can still post on this page.

    OLD DEE was born in 1883 and it takes a small power station to keep him alive.

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    actually od is just a spring chicken

    i'm thinking of suing him for mis-representation in his nickname

    the silly bugger is so young he is still working :o

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    actually od is just a spring chicken

    i'm thinking of suing him for mis-representation in his nickname

    the silly bugger is so young he is still working :o

    Age is a relative thing dc.

    The MFC have made me old beyond my years.

    After Sunday working at my Daughters house I feel as old as jazza suggests.

    I am too poor to stop and If Mr. Abbott has his way I may never be able to stop.

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    So the rest of us are more than slightly deranged? Works for me ... :blink:

    Being Deranged is the prime requirement to follow the MFC.

    No one of Demonland is the full dollar R and B

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    Jazza, I'm under the age limit you identified. Am I still able to post to this thread?

    Btw, how old is Old Dee?

    Don't listen to jazza MD

    I am not a day over eighty!

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    Being Deranged is the prime requirement to follow the MFC.

    No one of Demonland is the full dollar R and B

    Amen to that, OD. Some of us would struggle to make a full shilling ... :blink:

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    Don't listen to jazza MD

    I am not a day over eighty!

    Good advice, except perhaps when wanting advice about calving with 4WDs ... :blink:

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    What girl?

    All I see is one blue guy and another red guy.

    Batting for the other side now are we?

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    Age is a relative thing dc.

    The MFC have made me old beyond my years.

    After Sunday working at my Daughters house I feel as old as jazza suggests.

    I am too poor to stop and If Mr. Abbott has his way I may never be able to stop.

    you could be an abbott poster boy if you keep going till 70 od :lol:

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    are you over 50.?

    into other things besides footy.?

    slightly deranged?

    in need of a different conversation?

    then your in the right place.

    just a page for people over 50 and under 80.

    old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward.

    otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.

    Over 50 and under 80? Speak for yourself old man! You know what happens when you assume....

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    you could be an abbott poster boy if you keep going till 70 od :lol:

    As they say in the classics "But where's the fun in that?" :blink:

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