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Redleg
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im getting old.

i know what your talking about,and have started taking notice of the BRS myself.

chit,next i will be like biff and bbo,getting woken up at the gat on sunday mornings,to help pick up the plastic drink containers.

Happens to all of us, jazza. Don't like the sound of drinking plastic, though ... :)

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    out of necessity r'n'b it's more the blue rinse foxes these days

    The young ones keep looking younger, and the older ones keep looking better, eh? :)

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    The young ones keep looking younger, and the older ones keep looking better, eh? :)

    well you either pay for the young ones or get paid by the older ones

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    Happens to all of us, jazza. Don't like the sound of drinking plastic, though ... :)

    id imagine the gat dont use glass.

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    How does Darren Glass get one week with his priors and the hit get described as low impact?

    Every commentator has described it as a pretty hard hit. He has form as well. He also did the same thing to another Port player in the same game.

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    The "lads" like their fox mashed DC.

    the lads are in need of psychological counselling bbo

    trampling the poor creatures to death is really a deep cry for help

    it might be poor little creatures today but what about tomorrow

    it behoves you bbo to seek help for them just as you do for biffo's misguided and wayward lifestyle

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    The "lads" like their fox mashed DC.

    some locals reckon they get rid of the foxes.

    havent seen proof meself,shotty works pretty good.

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    some locals reckon they get rid of the foxes.

    havent seen proof meself,shotty works pretty good.

    I use the shotty on Rosellas, Lyrebirds, Kookaburras (teach the bastards to wake me up) etc, etc. Supposed to be protected species but I haven't seen anyone protecting them. If I see any little green Fl ogs Frogs I'll give them both barrels!

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    cockatoos,are not bad when you make a pie ,

    echidnas are the best meat going,much to the kids disgust you dont need a shotty to get em.

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    If my information is correct then about a dozen Essendon players will be growing voluptuous breasts in the very near future. No idea how or what's making that happen.

    Making a complete t!t of themselves, I guess.

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    Making a complete t!t of themselves, I guess.

    Not witty ..... not funny ...... Your posts are making me look forward to Fl ogs return. The only thing that would make me even more happy ---- is if--- Fl og didn't return!!!

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    cockatoos,are not bad when you make a pie ,

    echidnas are the best meat going,much to the kids disgust you dont need a shotty to get em.

    How do you get all the pellets out of the cockies? And for that matter, how do you catch and de-spike the echidnas? Bbo would probably use a bazooka for both ... :-)

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    Not witty ..... not funny ...... Your posts are making me look forward to Fl ogs return. The only thing that would make me even more happy ---- is if--- Fl og didn't return!!!

    Time to stop drinking Bitty. We are looking forward to you turning in for the night, which is usually around 7.30. Time for meds and then bed.

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    Time for meds and then bed.

    Does Viagra go better with Vodka or Gin?

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    Does Viagra go better with Vodka or Gin?

    with bbo, pretty sure he washes it down with a cheap red (unlike bazza o'farrell)

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    Does Viagra go better with Vodka or Gin?

    Redleg, in BBOs case it would go better with a human.

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    How do you get all the pellets out of the cockies? And for that matter, how do you catch and de-spike the echidnas? Bbo would probably use a bazooka for both ... :-)

    you cook echidna on open coals,spikes down,the meat is absolutely beautiful,not that i would know.

    cockies,when defeathered are easy to de-lead.not bad tasting,takes about 4 to make a good pie.

    btw,coming up thursday for 5 days maybe,if you should see me,dont tell biff and bbo where i am.

    last thing i need is a night at the gat.

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    btw,coming up thursday for 5 days maybe,if you should see me,dont tell biff and bbo where i am.

    last thing i need is a night at the gat.

    Will keep an eye out for a Jersey cow in Fitzroy street.

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    got a couple of functions to attend.

    also have friends who work with swans,will sit with them.

    spend the night hearing about how good they are at after match drinks.uuhhhggg.

    maybe go to training tommorow,although it doesnt appeal to me.

    also will be avoiding anybody called biff/bbo,im to old to smoke crack.

    might call in at veterans hospital to see how ODs new hip is coming along.

    last call melbourne zoo,have to catch up with froggy at the amphibian exhibition.

    anzac day the actual reason for trip.

    cows out to DRY atm. calves on the way,last chance week off.

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    got a couple of functions to attend.

    also have friends who work with swans,will sit with them.

    spend the night hearing about how good they are at after match drinks.uuhhhggg.

    maybe go to training tommorow,although it doesnt appeal to me.

    also will be avoiding anybody called biff/bbo,im to old to smoke crack.

    might call in at veterans hospital to see how ODs new hip is coming along.

    last call melbourne zoo,have to catch up with froggy at the amphibian exhibition.

    anzac day the actual reason for trip.

    cows out to DRY atm. calves on the way,last chance week off.

    Enjoy. Avoid the casino they will milk you.

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    you cook echidna on open coals,spikes down,the meat is absolutely beautiful,not that i would know.

    cockies,when defeathered are easy to de-lead.not bad tasting,takes about 4 to make a good pie.

    btw,coming up thursday for 5 days maybe,if you should see me,dont tell biff and bbo where i am.

    last thing i need is a night at the gat.

    The recipes sound good. Your secret is safe with me ... :blink::blink:

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    Edit: That's fantastic. Sometimes you want to push the edges, cue jump, J walk I wanted to say the unsay able and I have been edited, well done.

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