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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Not future tense, past tense. I have gone bananas.

You have a lot of friends on Demonland that fit that criteria Mr. Leg

If it occurs on a Friday afternoon I think we should forget smoothies and milk shakes and go straight to

Banana Daiquiris all round.

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    We are here Hooray!

    Thanks to all here who have preserved my sanity over the last three years.

    Now 500 is easy

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    I am trying to visualise Biffen and his similarly uncultured cohort at the Gat, sipping Banana Daiquiris.

    sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life

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    sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life

    Opps thought you said sniffed

    Sorry Biff

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    We are here Hooray!

    Thanks to all here who have preserved my sanity over the last three years.

    Now 500 is easy

    Heading to 10000 replies and 200000 views first.

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    Heading to 10000 replies and 200000 views first.

    that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam

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    that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam

    Cam who?

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    the one who had our next flag all mapped out in his blue('n'red)print

    What's a blue('n'red)print?

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    can't tell you od......i'd have to kill you

    Then best I don't know.

    Thanks for the last three years of witty comments you have helped keep the MFC in my life.

    On second thoughts

    Thanks for nothing you bum!!!!

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    Then best I don't know.

    Thanks for the last three years of witty comments you have helped keep the MFC in my life.

    On second thoughts

    Thanks for nothing you bum!!!!

    classic catch-22 huh?

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    A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

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    A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

    no problems there biffo.....i got priorities

    always fix the herpes later

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    no problems there biffo.....i got priorities

    always fix the herpes later

    Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you.

    Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

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    Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you.

    Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

    no bingo foreplay required biffo

    just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter

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    no bingo foreplay required biffo

    just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter

    I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

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    I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

    Yes she was a great racehorse. Think she even ran in the Japan Cup. A New Zealand mare like Ethereal.

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    I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

    nah, no good for the coeliacs biffo

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    nah, no good for the coeliacs biffo

    A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

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    Where is OD?

    He not gone to Qld to save all those Banana crops, I hope.

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    They dropped our number one goal kicker for this weeks game, OD!

    Bring back the B man.

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    If anyone is interested. I have started up an AFL fantasy Match day league

    CHIPS is the league name.

    PjYCFAj is the league code.

    Your all welcome. I take all sorts of demon supporters

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