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Not future tense, past tense. I have gone bananas.

You have a lot of friends on Demonland that fit that criteria Mr. Leg

If it occurs on a Friday afternoon I think we should forget smoothies and milk shakes and go straight to

Banana Daiquiris all round.

 

We are here Hooray!

Thanks to all here who have preserved my sanity over the last three years.

Now 500 is easy

 

I am trying to visualise Biffen and his similarly uncultured cohort at the Gat, sipping Banana Daiquiris.

sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life

sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life

Opps thought you said sniffed

Sorry Biff


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We are here Hooray!

Thanks to all here who have preserved my sanity over the last three years.

Now 500 is easy

Heading to 10000 replies and 200000 views first.

Heading to 10000 replies and 200000 views first.

that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam

that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam

Cam who?

 

the one who had our next flag all mapped out in his blue('n'red)print

What's a blue('n'red)print?


can't tell you od......i'd have to kill you

Then best I don't know.

Thanks for the last three years of witty comments you have helped keep the MFC in my life.

On second thoughts

Thanks for nothing you bum!!!!

Then best I don't know.

Thanks for the last three years of witty comments you have helped keep the MFC in my life.

On second thoughts

Thanks for nothing you bum!!!!

classic catch-22 huh?

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

no problems there biffo.....i got priorities

always fix the herpes later


no problems there biffo.....i got priorities

always fix the herpes later

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you.

Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you.

Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

no bingo foreplay required biffo

just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter

no bingo foreplay required biffo

just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

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I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

Yes she was a great racehorse. Think she even ran in the Japan Cup. A New Zealand mare like Ethereal.

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

nah, no good for the coeliacs biffo


nah, no good for the coeliacs biffo

A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

Where is OD?

He not gone to Qld to save all those Banana crops, I hope.

 

They dropped our number one goal kicker for this weeks game, OD!

Bring back the B man.

If anyone is interested. I have started up an AFL fantasy Match day league

CHIPS is the league name.

PjYCFAj is the league code.

Your all welcome. I take all sorts of demon supporters


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