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apollo bay by 4 goals.10 goals to 5 in the second half.good day had by all.

more yellow green pink and purple hair braided than at the mardi gras.{ferals galore}

and any discussion about the AFL?

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and any discussion about the AFL?

only about asada,one of me mates has a kid at north,working in science dept.

noticed push in the back is finished even at local level.this rule is gone.

steak sangas,3.00 bucks and with onion .

mothers still yell out chit,when their son is involved in an incident.

7.50 to get in.

beer 3.00 per can{light}

the local coppers son is no good.{gets a game on name only}

apollo bay are average,but otway districts are averagerrrrr.

game finished by 4.00 home in time for milking.

got the telly warmed up for today,but ready to watch history channel if things go bad.

why didnt somebody remind me of time change??

biff and bbo,probably have taken full advantage and got an extra hours drinking and chasing ugly girls.

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I agree that others should have been investigated too, and that the AFL and consistent policy should never be mentioned in the same sentence ...

That's what I meant. We copped it again.
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Off to the Casey game today anyone have any idea where I might find a list of numbers for todys game?

On the team sheet?

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only about asada,one of me mates has a kid at north,working in science dept.

noticed push in the back is finished even at local level.this rule is gone.

steak sangas,3.00 bucks and with onion .

mothers still yell out chit,when their son is involved in an incident.

7.50 to get in.

beer 3.00 per can{light}

the local coppers son is no good.{gets a game on name only}

apollo bay are average,but otway districts are averagerrrrr.

game finished by 4.00 home in time for milking.

got the telly warmed up for today,but ready to watch history channel if things go bad.

why didnt somebody remind me of time change??

biff and bbo,probably have taken full advantage and got an extra hours drinking and chasing ugly girls.

Life is good- and there is no such thing as an ugly woman.even Caro has her admirers.
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Off to the Casey game today anyone have any idea where I might find a list of numbers for todys game?

No idea OD, but I hope you have a great day.

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only about asada,one of me mates has a kid at north,working in science dept.

noticed push in the back is finished even at local level.this rule is gone.

steak sangas,3.00 bucks and with onion .

mothers still yell out chit,when their son is involved in an incident.

7.50 to get in.

beer 3.00 per can{light}

the local coppers son is no good.{gets a game on name only}

apollo bay are average,but otway districts are averagerrrrr.

game finished by 4.00 home in time for milking.

got the telly warmed up for today,but ready to watch history channel if things go bad.

why didnt somebody remind me of time change??

biff and bbo,probably have taken full advantage and got an extra hours drinking and chasing ugly girls.

Those steak sangas sound like good value -- here $2.50 will get you a snag in bread outside Bunnings if you are lucky ...

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Those steak sangas sound like good value -- here $2.50 will get you a snag in bread outside Bunnings if you are lucky ...

funny you say that,we were chinwagging yesterday about city people losing there appreciation of life.

every time a city person comes down here for footy, they remark how cheap our beer and food is.

every time i got to mcg,i marvel at the cost of food and drink{its disgusting really}.

also down here,players are allowed to hip and shoulder,and the ump says" play on nothing in it."

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funny you say that,we were chinwagging yesterday about city people losing there appreciation of life.

every time a city person comes down here for footy, they remark how cheap our beer and food is.

every time i got to mcg,i marvel at the cost of food and drink{its disgusting really}.

also down here,players are allowed to hip and shoulder,and the ump says" play on nothing in it."

Maybe it's just that blokes doing a bit of ..ah hem "hip and shoulder" is not that uncommon in the hills around your part of the world Jazz!!

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Maybe it's just that blokes doing a bit of ..ah hem "hip and shoulder" is not that uncommon in the hills around your part of the world Jazz!!

nothing would surprise me down this way.

weve got every denomination of druggie,halfwit,sexfiend,animal husbandry exploiter and drunkard in the district.

that reminds me , hows romsey today

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Off to the Casey game today anyone have any idea where I might find a list of numbers for todys game?

At least you saw a win, OD. Looking forward to your report ...

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Not bad for 3/4's then terrible last.

Killed in the ruck and the clearances.

Last quarter stopped.

I have canned him recently Redleg but Jamar should be in next week was easily the best Ruckman today at windy hill.

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At least you saw a win, OD. Looking forward to your report ...

It reminded me today R and B that most of the fun of going to a match is to think you have a chance and then pull off a win.

As I drove home I thought not the greatest game but lots of fun.

The actual exact opposite of watching the Dees.

I also decided that I am going to more Casey games and the Amos.

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It reminded me today R and B that most of the fun of going to a match is to think you have a chance and then pull off a win.

As I drove home I thought not the greatest game but lots of fun.

The actual exact opposite of watching the Dees.

I also decided that I am going to more Casey games and the Amos.

IMO its important to keep imterest in the game.

The Dees need to have another list rebuild and that is essential.

Get rid of dead wood and clingons and the otherwise usless players.

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IMO its important to keep imterest in the game.

The Dees need to have another list rebuild and that is essential.

Get rid of dead wood and clingons and the otherwise usless players.

just between you and me DF I am sure no one is looking.

I could easily slip into a lower level of the game and hardly notice the umm what's their names

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Nice to know that irrespective of our team's lacklustre performance that there is always Bananas, Vanilla Bean Ice Cream and Grand Marnier :))

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I've told you before about using that Westralian lingo.

I know you are a true Star Trek Fan Boy Bitter

klingon-lady.jpg

Bitter woman of the year

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Nice to know that irrespective of our team's lacklustre performance that there is always Bananas, Vanilla Bean Ice Cream and Grand Marnier :))

Yes but which team do you refer to?

Mine is doing well won the first game of the year.

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It reminded me today R and B that most of the fun of going to a match is to think you have a chance and then pull off a win.

As I drove home I thought not the greatest game but lots of fun.

The actual exact opposite of watching the Dees.

I also decided that I am going to more Casey games and the Amos.

Sounds good, OD. May you see plenty more stirring wins!

I almost hesitate to mention it, but given how Carlton are going tonight, there is a flicker of a tiny chance of a Dees victory next week (despite all the negative hype seemingly all , over Demonland). Yes, anticipating your reply, you are probably right though ... :blink:

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Yes but which team do you refer to?

Mine is doing well won the first game of the year.

not so well off as you...mine lost

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