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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I got my wish, all interstate winners so far.

I think a Victorian club will win the game between us and the Saints ... :blink:

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    I think a Victorian club will win the game between us and the Saints ... :blink:

    Not sure about that I think a draw is a real possibility.

    The saints have no midfield and we have no forward line.

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    need help

    doing a crossword this morning

    clue - curved fruit, 6 letters ending 'a'

    any ideas?

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    need help

    doing a crossword this morning

    clue - curved fruit, 6 letters ending 'a'

    any ideas?

    Sorry no idea!

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    You lose a finger somewhere Moon?

    I'd hate to think where!!!!!

    Get back to class! Hope you are not doing this on a work computer Bitty.

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    Get back to class! Hope you are not doing this on a work computer Bitty.

    I'm glad I wasn't your Maths teacher Moon.

    BTW. I've figured out how you lost that finger.

    Constantly dragging your knuckles on the ground while shambling along will do it.

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    I'm glad I wasn't your Maths teacher Moon.

    BTW. I've figured out how you lost that finger.

    Constantly dragging your knuckles on the ground while shambling along will do it.

    The bell's gone. Back to tormenting the next generation of delinquents Bitty. Got your strap ready?

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    need help

    doing a crossword this morning

    clue - curved fruit, 6 letters ending 'a'

    any ideas?

    Obviously Papaya
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    nup

    and it's not casaba, sapota or tucuma

    i'm stumped

    Tomata?
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    It's looking like the first letter is probably a 'b'

    does this help?

    struggling here

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    Casava

    Cassava is seven letters and is a root vegetable, which I suspect describes your favourite pastime!

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    I think a Victorian club will win the game between us and the Saints ... :blink:

    Not if we draw.

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    need help

    doing a crossword this morning

    clue - curved fruit, 6 letters ending 'a'

    any ideas?

    Italian fruit called an "oranga".

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    It's looking like the first letter is probably a 'b'

    does this help?

    struggling here

    The "Lads" are quite adament we are looking at a pisang. This is despite my telling them about the last letter. They can be pig headed.

    Cassava is seven letters and is a root vegetable, which I suspect describes your favourite pastime!

    That reminds of an article (written by a feminist) I read years ago that insisted "beetroot" should be Australia's national dish because that was what Australian men mostly did to their wives.

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    That reminds of an article (written by a feminist) I read years ago that insisted "beetroot" should be Australia's national dish because that was what Australian men mostly did to their wives.

    was that the "gobble, gobble, doesn't anyone........" lady?

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