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Proof that I'm not stirring - Shannon Byrnes has been included in the squad that's heading off to the red centre.

As I have said before, he'll be our best # 10 since Cale Morton Big Carl!!!!

Hmm that does not say a lot WJ

And you are still stirring.

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Proof that I'm not stirring - Shannon Byrnes has been included in the squad that's heading off to the red centre.

As I have said before, he'll be our best # 10 since Cale Morton Big Carl!!!!

I now expect JKH to play the final practice match against the Hawks.

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Excellent - most likely in the midfield while he learns the finer points of the crumbing forward game from our most successful player and the only one to have played in multiple AFL premiership teams.

I will not bite.

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OK smartie. I challenge you to name another current MFC player to have played in two premierships.

:lol:

That is so long ago that even Byrnes cannot remember it.

Why did Geelong play him constantly in the Reserves and then send him on his way at the end of 2011?

Easy answer. The guy is way past it.

Superannuation at the MFC and we were too silly to see it.

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That is so long ago that even Byrnes cannot remember it.

Why did Geelong play him constantly in the Reserves and then send him on his way at the end of 2011?

Easy answer. The guy is way past it.

Superannuation at the MFC and we were too silly to see it.

I see the problem OD.

Memory loss.

You need to eat more bananas. They help against such ailments.

FYI, Byrnes was a member of the 2007 and 2009 premiership teams and wasn't let go by the Cats at the end of 2011. It was the end of 2012 after playing in the Cats' sensational VFL premiership team.

You've also forgotten about players having a second wind. The bloke was the matchwinner in one of our two wins last year - against GWS where he picked up two Brownlow votes. Name five MFC players who polled more than that number in 2013 - T$, Scott Thompson and Brent Moloney don't count.

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That is so long ago that even Byrnes cannot remember it.

Why did Geelong play him constantly in the Reserves and then send him on his way at the end of 2011?

Easy answer. The guy is way past it.

Superannuation at the MFC and we were too silly to see it.

It's easy to see why he was picked for Friday night's game. He has a wealth of knowledge about the way Geelong plays and could be our secret weapon. I'm predicting 5 goals from him and a Demon upset.

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I see the problem OD.

Memory loss.

You need to eat more bananas. They help against such ailments.

FYI, Byrnes was a member of the 2007 and 2009 premiership teams and wasn't let go by the Cats at the end of 2011. It was the end of 2012 after playing in the Cats' sensational VFL premiership team.

You've also forgotten about players having a second wind. The bloke was the matchwinner in one of our two wins last year - against GWS where he picked up two Brownlow votes. Name five MFC players who polled more than that number in 2013 - T$, Scott Thompson and Brent Moloney don't count.

So we gave him a two year contract for one good game last year against that great team in GWS who finished last.

Sort of like playing in the VFL where he should be.

He is a has been that everyone knew except the MFC.

Second wind! He would struggle to blow out the candles on his next birthday cake.

I will stay with the superannuation benefit.

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It's easy to see why he was picked for Friday night's game. He has a wealth of knowledge about the way Geelong plays and could be our secret weapon. I'm predicting 5 goals from him and a Demon upset.

Did not help us much last year when we played the cats!

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I see the issue here OD

You need to drink more and then you will be a believer.

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

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Some things are easy to believe DF

Others are next to impossible.

He looks bad even after a bottle of red.

then try a few boxes of red OD

LOL

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What about those young Asian ladies who want me to correspond with them every time I go onto the Demonland site. What have they got to do with football?

One would suppose a top wig, racetrack identity and Demonland stalwart like yourself might part with the cash to remove the ads. Otherwise, the only way to beat temptation is to yield to it.

I suffer from yellow fever and appear to have contracted it for life.

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One would suppose a top wig, racetrack identity and Demonland stalwart like yourself might part with the cash to remove the ads. Otherwise, the only way to beat temptation is to yield to it.

I suffer from yellow fever and appear to have contracted it for life.

Biff you do know you can get a shot for that?

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