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In other non-news,The Marlboro man died today of smoking related illness at the age of 72.

Any more training pics?

Sure is a hot one .

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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In other non-news,The Marlboro man died today of smoking related illness at the age of 72.

Any more training pics?

Sure is a hot one .

still, three score and twelve just beats the biblical quote and absolutely smashes the gat average

sure is a stinker biffo

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still, three score and twelve just beats the biblical quote and absolutely smashes the gat average

sure is a stinker biffo

re-smoked butts contain a lot more tar than the Marlboros.

They should put warnings on the gutter.

Still , I always say ,you may as well live it up while you can.

That North wind kicking in just makes it hotter doesn't it?

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re-smoked butts contain a lot more tar than the Marlboros.

They should put warnings on the gutter.

Still , I always say ,you may as well live it up while you can.

That North wind kicking in just makes it hotter doesn't it?

Makes it hot full stop Biff!

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Don't think I'm welcome there but I can reveal that at some time in the future the size of the training squad will diminish.

Zaharakis may be kicking the footy to himself then?
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I heard that MessyDrug is rename their fairest and best award to "The [censored] of the Year".

Oh I need a picture as the word I wanted is censored here LOL

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Had a kidney stone yesterday, pain excrutiating. Unfortunately wasn't the first and won't be the last.

If it is anything like a gall stone you have my sympathy Mr. Leg.

It is amazing how sick you can feel and not die as my father used to say.

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Had a kidney stone yesterday, pain excrutiating. Unfortunately wasn't the first and won't be the last.

Not good news Red. I hope you feel better today.

Did they ever sort out your Foxtel issue?

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the good news is that the pain is so extreme that when you pass or destroy the stone you feel reborn.

Women tell me that the pain of Kidney stones is only matched by giving birth so there is a link.

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Had a kidney stone yesterday, pain excrutiating. Unfortunately wasn't the first and won't be the last.

Sorry to hear it. Hope it has passed (and is now in the past :-)

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the good news is that the pain is so extreme that when you pass or destroy the stone you feel reborn.

Women tell me that the pain of Kidney stones is only matched by giving birth so there is a link.

I must say that this time I probably passed the stone, but was still in agony, as it caused my kidney to swell and it was probably irritated inside, as well, by the stone.

Not pleasant I can assure you all. I am told that many people go into hospital and are put on morphine for the pain. Being a tough Demon, I braved it out with a few panadol.

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Anyone prepared to put up any name other than Nathan Jones as Co Captain with Grimes? He does seem the logical choice.

only if you are a fool Redleg.

I favor one captain but that makes me a dinosaur I guess.

I would have Jones captain and Garland Vice

I would suggest there is almost no chance that will happen

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only if you are a fool Redleg.

I favor one captain but that makes me a dinosaur I guess.

I would have Jones captain and Garland Vice

I would suggest there is almost no chance that will happen

I am a one Captain man as well.

So lets pick our best player. Paul Roos as Captain/Coach

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hey redleg don't shoot the messenger

i only mentioned it because they might have been pretold as against our educated guesses

georgiou's not on the list.........unless you meant casey capt

I was aiming at 3AW.
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