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Does anyone know if I can get Bananas in Mauritius / Madagascar?

I know the threading is turning into Wong's Chinese Take Away but someone must still like Bananas here!

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

More than you will eat!

 

Interesting side light

Today I commenced the search for a replacement car ( Finance planner says it is time to replace the Henry )

So I looked up the closest Holden dealer on the AHG website ( a new one in South Melbourne )

All very swish and new, a nice young guy descended on me, I am confident he thought he was selling to his grand father.

Especially after he started selling me on the merits of the "Info Centre" in the dash, my case was probably not helped when I said

"Mate I just need a radio and hands free for my phone" He then asked what sort of phone do you have?

When I answered a Blackberry his demeanour dropped alarmingly.

However it picked up again when he realised I knew more about the mechanicals than he did.

An interesting hour I am sure for both of us.

If a Holden makes the short list I will go back.

The reason for this short story is that if AHG was not the sponsor of the MFC I would not have gone to this dealer.

Now on to the Ford and Toyota dealers ( AHG of course )

You lost me at Blackberry sorry OD.

Although the wifes work phone is a RIM Blackberry and she love it more then me LOL

Would not bother with a Ford or Toyota. Ford cars a awful and there something wrong with Toyota Dealership or so I got the feeling when my work last purchased one.

Do they have a Madza or Honda Dealerships?

Does anyone know if I can get Bananas in Mauritius / Madagascar?

I know the threading is turning into Wong's Chinese Take Away but someone must still like Bananas here!

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

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wong wong

 

You lost me at Blackberry sorry OD.

Although the wifes work phone is a RIM Blackberry and she love it more then me LOL

Would not bother with a Ford or Toyota. Ford cars a awful and there something wrong with Toyota Dealership or so I got the feeling when my work last purchased one.

Do they have a Madza or Honda Dealerships?

1 Your wife is obviously a woman of high quality as she likes Blackberries and Fords

2 Both make good cars

3 There are no Mazda or Honda's that turn my top soil.

More than you will eat!

I don't know OD

Wife does not eat meat nd we are going to a french speaking country.

I may need a Plan C to keep her happy by not eating meat myself

How many ways can someone eat a Banana?


wong wong

You guys always give me so little to work with LOL

I don't know OD

Wife does not eat meat nd we are going to a french speaking country.

I may need a Plan C to keep her happy by not eating meat myself

How many ways can someone eat a Banana?

I think your only saving grace TBF is the country is her choice.

So you will not accused of taking her to a country of carnivores.

AS a frog yourself I have not doubt you will be able to suggests lots of Cheese, pastries, Breads and Red wine to keep her happy.

There will also be bananas prepared in every manner imaginable.

PS do you need a bag carrier?

I think your only saving grace TBF is the country is her choice.

So you will not accused of taking her to a country of carnivores.

AS a frog yourself I have not doubt you will be able to suggests lots of Cheese, pastries, Breads and Red wine to keep her happy.

There will also be bananas prepared in every manner imaginable.

PS do you need a bag carrier?

Thanks for that OD

TBH I not sure whats there but it been way too long since our last vacation to China (6 to 8 years ago)

And a happy wife is a happy life.

Not sure about the Bag Carrier gig as the secret to travel is go light.

 

Thanks for that OD

TBH I not sure whats there but it been way too long since our last vacation to China (6 to 8 years ago)

And a happy wife is a happy life.

Not sure about the Bag Carrier gig as the secret to travel is go light.

There goes my hope again TBF, dashed in seconds.

After following the Dees you would think I would be used to it!

Does anyone know if I can get Bananas in Mauritius / Madagascar?

I know the threading is turning into Wong's Chinese Take Away but someone must still like Bananas here!

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

21245146.jpg

wongs-takeaway-menu-chinese-collier-row-

There was a particularly scathing interview on the internet that was so vitriolic it is worth uploading for those that know how.

Something about needing counselling etc.

I know Wongs has been around about 40 years

They are bound to have a bad day occasionally.

Lets hope not on the 27th.


There was a particularly scathing interview on the internet that was so vitriolic it is worth uploading for those that know how.

Something about needing counselling etc.

I know Wongs has been around about 40 years

They are bound to have a bad day occasionally.

Lets hope not on the 27th.

Is Wongs one of BBO's restaurants?

true story

yesterday wife's nephew comes home from preschool

and says "Lucas called me an effing 1diot"

his mum gets an angry look and is wondering how to handle this

when he says "so i told him 1diot was a bad word"

edit: blow me down but 1diot was a [censored] word, wonders never cease

Gotta love kids and the way they tell jokes ,,, no one can tell them better than a preschooler :blink:

More than you will eat!

There was a story recently of a lady who eats 10 bananas for breakfast -- would fit in perfectly here :blink:


You lost me at Blackberry sorry OD.

Although the wifes work phone is a RIM Blackberry and she love it more then me LOL

Would not bother with a Ford or Toyota. Ford cars a awful and there something wrong with Toyota Dealership or so I got the feeling when my work last purchased one.

Do they have a Madza or Honda Dealerships?

IMO can't go past a Diesel Toyota. Especially a Hilux, landcruiser or Prado - they are workhorses!

Is Wongs one of BBO's restaurants?

BBO has restaurants? Do they serve fried alpacas? :blink:

I can beat any preschooler!

Yeah, but can you tell jokes like one... :blink:

Is Wongs one of BBO's restaurants?

Is there a Wongs in Madagascar? :)

Well I was working on some lovely flower arrangements today but I received some nasty scratches and had to stop.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!


Frog-you bring the grog.

make it French=and not that Aldi plonk.

Please make sure my glass is no more than half empty of quality red at all times.

[censored], you are even a sillier poster than Moon - something I did not consider possible - nothing personal mind - just saying.

Frog - why would fl..og be censored? It's Moon's hobby after all.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

 

[censored], you are even a sillier poster than Moon - something I did not consider possible - nothing personal mind - just saying.

Frog - why would fl..og be censored? It's Moon's hobby after all.

you're just flogging a dead alpaca there, bbo

you're just flogging a dead alpaca there, bbo

Bitty only likes to flo g live ones Daisy. Regularly.

Edited by Moonshadow


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