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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Have a great time at the wedding and try not to miss the Banana loving thread too much.

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    This thread is running low on zinc and potassium.

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    This thread is running low on zinc and potassium.

    just a short breather on the bench Biff.

    You cannot keep a a good thread down for long

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    What about yourself Biff - fully detoxed?

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    What about yourself Biff - fully detoxed?

    Not quite.

    It took me a while to understand the concept that the rules apply to me also.

    Fkn bunch of squares .

    I'm carrying these days in case someone tries to pull that intervention sh!t again.

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    Not quite.

    It took me a while to understand the concept that the rules apply to me also.

    Fkn bunch of squares .

    I'm carrying these days in case someone tries to pull that intervention [censored] again.

    Sounds like the Gat is no longer big enough for you. King Street?

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    Sounds like the Gat is no longer big enough for you. King Street?

    I prefer the sea air.

    Interventions are banned here.

    I was arrested ata Family First Victory Party(Again)

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    BTW. All you banana freaks. Read today's Epicure. Banana bread has been deemed a very unhealthy food!

    Shhhh people on this thread take such comments to heart and they know people

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    BTW. All you banana freaks. Read today's Epicure. Banana bread has been deemed a very unhealthy food!

    I dont believe everything I read....I'm very practised ; read a lot here :)

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    I dont believe everything I read....I'm very practised ; read a lot here :)

    Surely you believe my comments in the Chris Dawes Thread?

    Have a read of this and spot the error http://scopo.com.au/index.php/client-list/our-clients/item/15-chris-dawes-melbourne-football-club

    Edited by TheBigFrog

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    I dont believe everything I read....I'm very practised ; read a lot here :)

    Ain't that the truth bb.
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    Ain't that the truth bb.

    But you can trust me OD I am a MFC Member

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    But you can trust me OD I am a MFC Member

    Yes of course!

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    Surely you believe my comments in the Chris Dawes Thread?

    Have a read of this and spot the error http://scopo.com.au/index.php/client-list/our-clients/item/15-chris-dawes-melbourne-football-club

    pretty funny.

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    pretty funny.

    My question is how can he have played 70 games for the MFC?

    He only been here for a season.

    Edited by TheBigFrog

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    My question is how can he have played 70 games for the MFC?

    He only been here for a season.

    hed played 71 for the filth before arriving...but even that isnt 70...close but wrong.

    Seems someones totally got things a bit f'd up !! lol

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    If Collingwood supporters lived in Perth they would also support East Perth in the WAFL.

    Its surprising how oxygen thieves stick together.

    I am still looking for that East Perth DH that had a loud month in the 2002 GF, as I could not find him on the week end. For some reason he final learnt to keep his mouth shut when it an fair game,

    Although next year they will be the WCE Reserve team again so lot a free ICE and Premierships for them again.

    I just want God,PJ or Roos to give me a AFL team capable of smashing the Eagles in every game they play them.

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    If Collingwood supporters lived in Perth they would also support East Perth in the WAFL.

    Its surprising how oxygen thieves stick together.

    I am still looking for that East Perth DH that had a loud month in the 2002 GF, as I could not find him on the week end. For some reason he final learnt to keep his mouth shut when it an fair game,

    Although next year they will be the WCE Reserve team again so lot a free ICE and Premierships for them again.

    I just want God,PJ or Roos to give me a AFL team capable of smashing the Eagles in every game they play them.

    I would be happy with Winning.

    Smashing can come in a few years time.

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    I would be happy with Winning.

    Smashing can come in a few years time.

    Never too early for the WCE to get a flogging

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    This thread is running low on zinc and potassium.

    Are you suggesting an injection of amino acids? :blink: Intravenous bananas might be more popular :lol:​

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    Are you suggesting an injection of amino acids? :blink: Intravenous bananas might be more popular :lol:​

    :wacko::huh:

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    :wacko::huh:

    I see your :unsure::huh:

    and raise you a :lol::)

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    I see your :unsure::huh:

    and raise you a :lol::)

    Smiley poker? What will they think of next? :lol

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