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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I was going to say something about that... along the lines of having ones cake and eating it too :rolleyes:

Yeah, no point in saving banana cake -- carpe bananum and all that ... :lol:

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    Today I went to the football

    I have no idea why

    I need help

    Ditto. I did think in the last quarter that OD and BB made much better choices for the weekend ...

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    Well my big weekend in Bendigo turned to nothing.

    Five of us getting together.

    Friday one was down with flu, one broke his arm Thursday night, third one had to visit wife in hospital after fall from a golf cart.

    Yes you are reading correctly she fell out of golf cart.

    So the two of us left standing called the weekend early Saturday morning.

    After some discussion we are all on for next weekend.

    There seems to be a bit of sadness around tonight did we lose on Saturday or something.

    Sorry to hear it, OD, but you know the saying -- there is always next week! :lol:

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    It wouldn't surprise me if the new chairman posted on Demonland. I believe that it should be a prerequisite for any candidate to post here a minimum of 3 months before being considered for office. That and a ravenous desire to devour bananas.

    If by "here" you mean on this thread, then no problem. On some of the others, I think three months would be akin to a sentence for daylight robbery ...

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    Sorry to hear it, OD, but you know the saying -- there is always next week! :lol:

    The problem is R and B none of us are getting any younger.

    We starting talking about this two years ago there were six then!

    It is on next weekend come hell or high water.

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    Ditto. I did think in the last quarter that OD and BB made much better choices for the weekend ...

    I hope this not a omen but I will be in Bendigo next weekend!
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    I hope this not a omen but I will be in Bendigo next weekend!

    Sounds like it will be more enjoyable, even if we win by 100+. Any victory for us this season will be sweet, but soon forgotten; a weekend catching up with old mates will surely be something that lives in the memory for ever. Hence don't think of it as an omen, but the right decision.

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    The problem is R and B none of us are getting any younger.

    We starting talking about this two years ago there were six then!

    It is on next weekend come hell or high water.

    That's the spirit! The Dees certainly provided the hell on the weekend ... :blink:

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    Sounds like it will be more enjoyable, even if we win by 100+. Any victory for us this season will be sweet, but soon forgotten; a weekend catching up with old mates will surely be something that lives in the memory for ever. Hence don't think of it as an omen, but the right decision.

    Oh I am sure it is the right decision R and B
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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

    glad to hear your ok mate

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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

    Glad you are well enough to be at your keyboard telling us about it. It does put things in perspective though.

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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

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    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

    all the best dc.

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    Old Dee-you will have to stop posting in the car,and turn down the stereo.

    Glad to hear you are well.I think we discussed insurance on this forum once so i take it you have some.

    Daisycutter-a French philosopher once said"I would rather die young than compromise by eating Margarine".

    Hope you are running on all chambers/valves soon.

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    Old Dee-you will have to stop posting in the car,and turn down the stereo.

    Glad to hear you are well.I think we discussed insurance on this forum once so i take it you have some.

    Daisycutter-a French philosopher once said"I would rather die young than compromise by eating Margarine".

    Hope you are running on all chambers/valves soon.

    I'm sure i'll go in a 4 cylinder and come out a V8

    I wonder if this might be a strategy worth pursuing for the current list? Would asada approve?

    Just a thought

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    I'm sure i'll go in a 4 cylinder and come out a V8

    I wonder if this might be a strategy worth pursuing for the current list? Would asada approve?

    Just a thought

    They tried that with Cale but the doctors refused to operate because his chest was too small and they couldn't find his heart.

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    They tried that with Cale but the doctors refused to operate because his chest was too small and they couldn't find his heart.

    Boom boom!

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    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

    Gee mate that is a big one.

    I have had quite a few friends and Rels who have had By pass operations and Stints put in the last few year.

    Everyone a big success

    So Think positive dc.

    And get better I need your witty lines.

    PS just occurred to me dc!

    what better avatar could you have

    PPS I reckon you have a good case against the Dees, how much heart ache can one person take?

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    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

    If worst comes to worst DC, perhaps one of my "lads" would make the ultimate sacrife and donate a valve. No guarantees of course.

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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

    Glad to hear you're OK OD. However, if you were in another dimension upward there would be better things to do than watch the dees. If you were in another dimension downward, watching the dees would be the equivalent of eternal damnation.

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    I had a serious car crash this morning.

    100% my fault, inattention.

    One metre further into the intersection and I think I would have been watching the Dees from another dimension.

    Everyone walked away ok.

    Puts the MFC in a different perspective.

    Never forget to tell your loved ones you do!

    Glad to hear you are alright, OD. Certainly puts things in perspective. Good omen, I guess, as it seems that luck is on your side on the things that count.

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    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

    All the best, DC. Hope it goes well, and you come back here better than ever.

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    If worst comes to worst DC, perhaps one of my "lads" would make the ultimate sacrife and donate a valve. No guarantees of course.

    thanks for the offer bbo, but one of burwood's finest porkers has already volunteered (with just a little coercion)

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    thanks for the offer bbo, but one of burwood's finest porkers has already volunteered (with just a little coercion)

    I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

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