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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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What part is the photo from dc?

id be guessing the camera !! :D
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    Well given already have red ones we need to develop the blue banana as well !! :)

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    It just staggers me that the person we lost to GWS, who gets $1.2m per year, is such a poor footballer, yet completely escapes media scrutiny. I am convinced the media have been told to lay off him.

    Our Jack Watts gets hammered from pillar to post by the media, yet he is at this moment a loyal footballer who every club would take, before the other bloke, given the choice. He is also not on Ablett like pay.

    The GWS player can't kick, is a poor mark and again from what I saw today, is basically scared of getting hurt. When Dahlhaus outmarks you when you have the better position, you need to have a long hard look at yourself.

    This bloke also missed a sitter when GWS needed him today and his shot never even went close.

    We are the luckiest club in the AFL to have had him taken from us and then given the chance to get Hogan, Dawes and Barry for the compo. I wouldn't swap Jesse's left sock for him.

    Enjoy your money fella, you are the luckiest footballer to ever play AFL.

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    I must remind the honorable RL to the meaning of the $ in this threads title.

    Careful sir :)

    (agree with you though )

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    It just staggers me that the person we lost to GWS, who gets $1.2m per year, is such a poor footballer, yet completely escapes media scrutiny. I am convinced the media have been told to lay off him.

    Our Jack Watts gets hammered from pillar to post by the media, yet he is at this moment a loyal footballer who every club would take, before the other bloke, given the choice. He is also not on Ablett like pay.

    The GWS player can't kick, is a poor mark and again from what I saw today, is basically scared of getting hurt. When Dahlhaus outmarks you when you have the better position, you need to have a long hard look at yourself.

    This bloke also missed a sitter when GWS needed him today and his shot never even went close.

    We are the luckiest club in the AFL to have had him taken from us and then given the chance to get Hogan, Dawes and Barry for the compo. I wouldn't swap Jesse's left sock for him.

    Enjoy your money fella, you are the luckiest footballer to ever play AFL.

    You are I close to the edge Redleg.

    However like bb I agree

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    It just staggers me that the person we lost to GWS, who gets $1.2m per year, is such a poor footballer, yet completely escapes media scrutiny. I am convinced the media have been told to lay off him.

    Our Jack Watts gets hammered from pillar to post by the media, yet he is at this moment a loyal footballer who every club would take, before the other bloke, given the choice. He is also not on Ablett like pay.

    The GWS player can't kick, is a poor mark and again from what I saw today, is basically scared of getting hurt. When Dahlhaus outmarks you when you have the better position, you need to have a long hard look at yourself.

    This bloke also missed a sitter when GWS needed him today and his shot never even went close.

    We are the luckiest club in the AFL to have had him taken from us and then given the chance to get Hogan, Dawes and Barry for the compo. I wouldn't swap Jesse's left sock for him.

    Enjoy your money fella, you are the luckiest footballer to ever play AFL.

    Beg to differ. I thought his performance yesterday was half reasonable and certainly one of his best since joining the franchise. The problem was that it still wasn't enough to put him in his team's best players although, under their system of voting, should earn him 4th place in the club champion award again.

    The one who escapes scrutiny from the media must surely be the coach who couldn't even snaffle a win against a club that's clearly disinterested and almost certainly won't win again this season.

    Also, why did the MFC have to endure a tanking inquisition for seven months when St. Kilda is allowed to omit its best player by a mile on the spurious grounds of "soreness"? Were we not accused on the basis of leaving out Colin Sylvia from the Jordie McMahon game (for disciplinary reasons)? And I'll bet the Dockers don't have to kick a goal after the siren to win today.

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    Gentlemen please take your T$ convo to a more appropriate thread. :)

    Edited by belzebub59

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    Interesting as to who is the Coach of GWS. Phil Davis said he will get back when Leon picks him in the side.

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    I'm sorry guys.......I have really tried.....Honestly I have........After years of trying and I realise that they are good for you but........

    I just don't like bananas......

    (Hangs head in shame)

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    I'm sorry guys.......I have really tried.....Honestly I have........After years of trying and I realise that they are good for you but........

    I just don't like bananas......

    (Hangs head in shame)

    Really, not even with ice cream and chocolate sauce.

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    I'm sorry guys.......I have really tried.....Honestly I have........After years of trying and I realise that they are good for you but........

    I just don't like bananas......

    (Hangs head in shame)

    dacquiris ???
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    I'm sorry guys.......I have really tried.....Honestly I have........After years of trying and I realise that they are good for you but........

    I just don't like bananas......

    (Hangs head in shame)

    You will never be forgiven for making such statements here.

    You are either a Banana or Carrot supporter here.

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    I'm sorry guys.......I have really tried.....Honestly I have........After years of trying and I realise that they are good for you but........

    I just don't like bananas......

    (Hangs head in shame)

    Tsk, tsk Bossdog. Some things are best left unsaid. Show some discretion man.

    Now you have outed yourself publicly you will just have to learn to live with it

    Well may we say: 'God save the Queen', for nothing will save the banana denier.

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    You will never be forgiven for making such statements here.

    You are either a Banana or Carrot supporter here.

    Speak for yourself, TBF! Banana by choice, carrot by necessity, remember ... :)

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    Bossdog, is it the flavour of bananas or the taste/texture you cant abide to ?

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    The 2 weeks for the elbow by Mckernan is an absolute disgrace. A thug act. Sheahan OTC, said as much and said the 3 weeks given to Spencer, for standing still and being run into, was wrong.

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    Speak for yourself, TBF! Banana by choice, carrot by necessity, remember ... :)

    You need to choose Banana or Carrots.

    You can't have a Banana and Carrot Cake.

    Its just not football!

    LOL

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    You need to choose Banana or Carrots.

    You can't have a Banana and Carrot Cake.

    Its just not football!

    LOL

    Actually..... you can ^_^

    Banana and Carrot Cake

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    Actually..... you can ^_^

    Banana and Carrot Cake

    Really?

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Really?

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think it requires investigation before condemnation :)

    might suggest it to my local coffee haunt as a new selection,. Will report back it it manifests :)

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    I think it requires investigation before condemnation :)

    might suggest it to my local coffee haunt as a new selection,. Will report back it it manifests :)

    Can hardly wait for you report LOL

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