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Just found the scoop of the year. For all those worried about bruising their fruit, Domayne have a "banana hanger" and at a bargain basement price of $11.95. Be quick because after this there will certainly be a run on them.

 

This is dreadful doggerel verse I'll admit, but I offer it as a warning to you sicko born again banana evangelists.

Banana Poem

A long time ago, when the world was young
Someone put some food on their tongue
They tasted the food, and thought it was nice
Most fruit liked it - but banana's thought twice.

They held a meeting at quarter past eight
Whilst the human's were getting home late
They decided they didn't want to be eaten
they said "No way, we're not going to be beaten"

So time went by, and human's got old
Banana's got ready, for their prophets had told
That soon shall come the dawn of war.
Where humans will rule the earth no more.

The humans knew not of the evil banana's plans
They made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans
And the banana's began to take over the east
While humans knew not, and kept having their feast.

But time has run out, no more hiding there can be
Or else the banana's will kill George, you and me
We must take up arms, and fight to the end
Because, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.

My god Bbo has the hot weather hit already in Romsey?

or you have taken something weird with your coffee this morning.

Please get yourself to the nearest hospital asap

I fear for your sanity

Edited by old dee

 

There has never really been any question about my sanity.

i think old dee had a typo and meant 'sanitary'

There has never really been any question about my sanity.

to like Basil Rathbone shows there is still a flicker of hope there Bbo.

Hang in there this will pass about 4.30PM on March 31st 2013

 

Still in Brisbane trying to work out how to get out of the scrape we're in but I'm hopeful of being able to get out and visit the cheap rent hotel that CS, DM et al stayed at when they snared Mitch Clark. I hear its a bit of a tourist attraction in Brizvegas.

make sure you visit a banana plantation jack, (but only after you have recovered the tape of course)

I must say todays narcotic rations given to our senior citizens are a credit to the cartels they came from.

Hunter S Thompson would be proud of todays written contribution thus far.

I must say todays narcotic rations given to our senior citizens are a credit to the cartels they came from.

Hunter S Thompson would be proud of todays written contribution thus far.

do i win a trip to havana?

do i win a trip to havana?

if you wish but i take no responsibility for your wellbeing. At your own peril...But good luck the Tequila is fantastic.

I have just read four threads.

What a depressing lot.

We are truly at each others throats at present.

With the exception of this wonderful thread I think I need to find somewhere else to amuse myself over the next few weeks.

Because Demonland is depressing the crap out of me.


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Feeling really sick to day, at one stage I thought I had a kidney stone. Now think it may have been a bad banana I ate.

Feeling really sick to day, at one stage I thought I had a kidney stone. Now think it may have been a bad banana I ate.

reminds me of a friend Reg, he always blamed a bad bottle of beer on all his gastronomic ailments (which were many)

he didn't believe people who told him he couldn't live on peanuts (and grog)

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reminds me of a friend Reg, he always blamed a bad bottle of beer on all his gastronomic ailments (which were many)

he didn't believe people who told him he couldn't live on peanuts (and grog)

Hope your friend is feeling better.

WJ and I are off the love boat now and on the Gold Coast for a few days. We will be dropping in to the GC Suns to see how things are progressing there. They are close to Ashmores Steak House where you can apparently get a great plate of Moreton Bay Bugs.

reminds me of a friend Reg, he always blamed a bad bottle of beer on all his gastronomic ailments (which were many)

he didn't believe people who told him he couldn't live on peanuts (and grog)

But you can on bananas and grog dc!

Hope your friend is feeling better.

WJ and I are off the love boat now and on the Gold Coast for a few days. We will be dropping in to the GC Suns to see how things are progressing there. They are close to Ashmores Steak House where you can apparently get a great plate of Moreton Bay Bugs.

he's no longer with us sadly....................must have been that bad bottle of beer after all

and forget the bugs until you recover that tape. we might need it


But you can on bananas and grog dc!

i'd like to think so od but i think you'd end up a pickled banana :unsure:

Hope your friend is feeling better.

WJ and I are off the love boat now and on the Gold Coast for a few days. We will be dropping in to the GC Suns to see how things are progressing there. They are close to Ashmores Steak House where you can apparently get a great plate of Moreton Bay Bugs.

It's actually Ashmore Steak and Seafood but if you're suffering from Bali belly, I'm not sure that Moreton Bay Bugs is necessarily what you need to add to the system.

Poor old old dee is already depressed today. Don't add to his woes or anyone else's.

I suggest you take my advice and watch that programme I recommended to you on SBS tonight just after 10. It should give most of us a lift.

BTW, only four negative posts is light on for depressing news around here, isn't it?

he's no longer with us sadly....................must have been that bad bottle of beer after all

and forget the bugs until you recover that tape. we might need it

Interesting problem bad bottles of beer.

I have felt poorly quite a few times in my life and I am sure it was the last stubbie that was off!

 
It's actually Ashmore Steak and Seafood but if you're suffering from Bali belly, I'm not sure that Moreton Bay Bugs is necessarily what you need to add to the system.

Poor old old dee is already depressed today. Don't add to his woes or anyone else's.

I suggest you take my advice and watch that programme I recommended to you on SBS tonight just after 10. It should give most of us a lift.

BTW, only four negative posts is light on for depressing news around here, isn't it?

You would think WJ that after all my years on this planet I would be used to the "human condition" but alas some days I succumb.

Fortunately on most occasions I throw it off when something positive happens.

Thank god for this thread!

i'd like to think so od but i think you'd end up a pickled banana :unsure:

Very good dc

Glad to see early 2013 has you in good form.


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