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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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FIVE days without a sausage old dee

This is like watching paint dry. Four week trade period FFS and having to read all this absolute drivel

 

I wonder if we are only going to try and upgrade our remaining picks, after the Dawes, Ray and Pedersen deals are completed?

I guess we will find out in the next few days Redleg

Is Ray a done deal?

I hope not .

 

Saw Leigh Brown out at the Prince Patrick hotel last night, he walked past and I asked him if I could get a photo with him. He laughed, said nuh and walked off. Shattered.

FIVE days without a sausage old dee

This is like watching paint dry. Four week trade period FFS and having to read all this absolute drivel

Funny you should mention Paint drying

That is exactly what I have been doing today Painting.

Unlike a lot I don't mind painting.

I try to stay off the Trading threads but Drivel covers it fairly well dc.

I think the day after the Compensation picks are announced is the action day dc


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I think the day after the Compensation picks are announced is the action day dc

Well that means Caulfield Cup day is going to be a busy football day then.

Just thought some of you would find this interesting/amusing.

I live amongst a lot of Filth, no not squalor , just those colour challenged type. Wife is, her whole family (catholic) are. A bro in law commented over weekend. " hey , your lot starting to look like you might play some decent footy, our QB bet mightn't be a given next year !"

Others are noticing !!!

Just thought some of you would find this interesting/amusing.

I live amongst a lot of Filth, no not squalor , just those colour challenged type. Wife is, her whole family (catholic) are. A bro in law commented over weekend. " hey , your lot starting to look like you might play some decent footy, our QB bet mightn't be a given next year !"

Others are noticing !!!

that's impressive. he actually spoke a sentence with six words greater than four letters. you must be a good influence.

 

They're quite evolved for filth !

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Ray's Manager says he expects him to stay with Saints. That might mean 1 less player we need to get rid of. Gysberts may be kept if no great offer.


theres always next year :)

Ray's Manager says he expects him to stay with Saints. That might mean 1 less player we need to get rid of. Gysberts may be kept if no great offer.

You mean there has been an offer?

Hopefully we were only scaring JG out of his complacency.

Hopefully we were only scaring JG out of his complacency.

Biffen the wee little bit I have heard was that it was being driven by JG

Biffen the wee little bit I have heard was that it was being driven by JG

He has a long way to go before he's a free agent.

he can suck up the pain and get good or he'll be playing VFA in front of 57 people and a dog for the rest of his career.


He has a long way to go before he's a free agent.

he can suck up the pain and get good or he'll be playing VFA in front of 57 people and a dog for the rest of his career.

Not saving it was fact mate.

Sorry to be painful but it is the VFL these days Biff and my dog is fairly knowledgeable about football.

Well he knows as much as some of our recruiters in recent years.

Even he was shocked when we picked Cook.

FIVE days without a sausage old dee

This is like watching paint dry. Four week trade period FFS and having to read all this absolute drivel

dc now 7 days and still nothing!

I am beginning to feel a little concern stirring in my Gut

dc now 7 days and still nothing!

I am beginning to feel a little concern stirring in my Gut

tell me about it. started gangbusters and fizzled like like a damp squid. and only half way through trade period

at least a game is over in 120 minutes

tell me about it. started gangbusters and fizzled like like a damp squid. and only half way through trade period

at least a game is over in 120 minutes

Yeah, another 2nd quarter fade out.

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Heading out for dinner tonight with WJ. Should be able to spend 5 seconds discussing all the trades in the last few days.


Looks like we just reeled in a biggie. Took a lot of burley but

Lets hope it can feed the multitude

Looks like we just reeled in a biggie. Took a lot of burley but

Lets hope it can feed the multitude

Now we can start the delisting etc. We might hear of a few re signings over the next few days

On that note dc I am off to bed

Now we can start the delisting etc. We might hear of a few re signings over the next few days

On that note dc I am off to bed

I think there's a couple of lines still in the water.

 
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I need a drink to celebrate. Here goes another banana smoothie.

I think there's a couple of lines still in the water.

Yep,fishing ain't done yet :)

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