The No T$ No B$ Thread

[The Great Pretender 476]

Life imitating art or is it art imitating life?

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

I believe we have a Demonlander on the spot at the Magic Millions.

Redleg has been hobnobbing with the greats of horseracing all week including the great Gai Waterhouse, trainer of Driefontein which is the hot favourite.

Redleg's tip is Amorino with jockey Larry Cassidy on board.

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

Gai Waterhouse gets 1 - 2 with No Looking Back and Driefontein.

[Chelly 827]

Protest upheld.

Driefontein wins.

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

I've just been speaking to Redleg who is still swanning around the Gold Coast with all the celebrities.

Told me he sold three colts at the Magic Millions sales so I reckon he might be cashed up ATM. He's given me a tip to pass on for the next at Kilmore (5:12pm) - No Dispute. Reckons it's a bit like those Demons in Friday's time trials - a definite improver.

Redleg has some big footy news from one of the brains of AFL football with who he is now on close first name terms.

More of that later.

The one on the left is Redleg for those who don't know him.

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

He's given me a tip to pass on for the next at Kilmore (5:12pm) - No Dispute. Reckons it's a bit like those Demons in Friday's time trials - a definite improver.

Well, if he backed the horse then he might not be so cashed up any more.

Perhaps he should have divulged the name of the jockey on board - P. Scully Banana Fritter.

[Redleg 41,427]

Well, if he backed the horse then he might not be so cashed up any more.

Perhaps he should have divulged the name of the jockey on board - P. Scully Banana Fritter.

Horse copped a bad check as he made his run along the rail. Good run and is getting up to his staying distance.

[Redleg 41,427]

Warwick just rang me and said he thinks its raining. Actually it is pouring up here. Not great for the holidaymakers though the locals might like it for their gardens. Warwick was very friendly and when i sat next to him for the photo I said "look here are two great ex footballers" and he immediately said "but only one won a Coleman." He is in pretty good nick for a guy his age but then compared to me most are.

[old55 23,687]

Warwick just rang me and said he thinks its raining. Actually it is pouring up here. Not great for the holidaymakers though the locals might like it for their gardens. Warwick was very friendly and when i sat next to him for the photo I said "look here are two great ex footballers" and he immediately said "but only one won a Coleman." He is in pretty good nick for a guy his age but then compared to me most are.

Did he offer you a cameo in his upcoming movie?

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

Did he offer you a cameo in his upcoming movie?

... and do you have to grow a porn moustache to appear in it?

[old55 23,687]

... and do you have to grow a porn moustache to appear in it?

only the girls do

[Redleg 41,427]

Boys you are lowering the standard of this great thread.

[old55 23,687]

It's impossible to top that pic with the great WC Redleg - that's truly gold!

[monoccular 17,573]

A between chapter poll:

Which is worse:

a) seeing/hearing Kevin Sheedy in any form of the media

b seeing Warnie and Hurls kiss in public AGAIN

c) banana fritters

Stirling read WJ

Surely must be b well ahead of (a).

What have you against banana fritters? Did one burn your mouth? Should be eaten with liberal doses of ice cream

Edited January 18, 2012 by monoccular

[Redleg 41,427]

It's impossible to top that pic with the great WC Redleg - that's truly gold!

2 great ex footballers together.

[old dee 23,871]

2 great ex footballers together.

was Capper any good!!!!

[Redleg 41,427]

I was just reflecting on all of the changes in the off season, it has just been unbelievable.

Clark, Neeld, and Craig for starters. The new assistant coaches. New assistant line coaches. Prendergast leaving. A new footy manager. $. Jack Viney training with us. Plenty more as well. Plenty more as well. What an off season.

[Redleg 41,427]

was Capper any good!!!!

Fair player.

Edited January 18, 2012 by Redleg

[old dee 23,871]

Fair player.

Not great though

So the caption should be 1 great and 1 fair player!

[daisycutter 29,737]

Fair player.

but he was great in his own mind

[old55 23,687]

2 great ex footballers together.

2 great lotharios comparing notes ...

"yep her too and her 5 daughters"

[Redleg 41,427]

2 great lotharios comparing notes ...

"yep her too and her 5 daughters"

What can I say?

[Redleg 41,427]

At the risk of getting belted I can pass on that Noble Game is running at Cranbourne friday 6.33 PM and should run a nice race.

[Whispering_Jack 30,640]

At the risk of getting belted I can pass on that Noble Game is running at Cranbourne friday 6.33 PM and should run a nice race.

Good, I might pop into the track on the way to Wednesday's training session at Casey Fields to watch it finish the race.

[Hiram Cowfreak 78]

When will we have banana fritters at Wongs?

Still curious about the alleged renovations