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I've just been speaking to Redleg who is still swanning around the Gold Coast with all the celebrities.

Told me he sold three colts at the Magic Millions sales so I reckon he might be cashed up ATM. He's given me a tip to pass on for the next at Kilmore (5:12pm) - No Dispute. Reckons it's a bit like those Demons in Friday's time trials - a definite improver.

Redleg has some big footy news from one of the brains of AFL football with who he is now on close first name terms.

capper.jpg

More of that later.

The one on the left is Redleg for those who don't know him.


He's given me a tip to pass on for the next at Kilmore (5:12pm) - No Dispute. Reckons it's a bit like those Demons in Friday's time trials - a definite improver.

Well, if he backed the horse then he might not be so cashed up any more.

Perhaps he should have divulged the name of the jockey on board - P. Scully Banana Fritter.

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Well, if he backed the horse then he might not be so cashed up any more.

Perhaps he should have divulged the name of the jockey on board - P. Scully Banana Fritter.

Horse copped a bad check as he made his run along the rail. Good run and is getting up to his staying distance.

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Warwick just rang me and said he thinks its raining. Actually it is pouring up here. Not great for the holidaymakers though the locals might like it for their gardens. Warwick was very friendly and when i sat next to him for the photo I said "look here are two great ex footballers" and he immediately said "but only one won a Coleman." He is in pretty good nick for a guy his age but then compared to me most are.

 

Warwick just rang me and said he thinks its raining. Actually it is pouring up here. Not great for the holidaymakers though the locals might like it for their gardens. Warwick was very friendly and when i sat next to him for the photo I said "look here are two great ex footballers" and he immediately said "but only one won a Coleman." He is in pretty good nick for a guy his age but then compared to me most are.

Did he offer you a cameo in his upcoming movie?


... and do you have to grow a porn moustache to appear in it?

only the girls do

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Boys you are lowering the standard of this great thread.

It's impossible to top that pic with the great WC Redleg - that's truly gold!

A between chapter poll:

Which is worse:

a) seeing/hearing Kevin Sheedy in any form of the media

b seeing Warnie and Hurls kiss in public AGAIN

c) banana fritters

Stirling read WJ

Surely must be b well ahead of (a).

What have you against banana fritters? Did one burn your mouth? Should be eaten with liberal doses of ice cream

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It's impossible to top that pic with the great WC Redleg - that's truly gold!

2 great ex footballers together.


2 great ex footballers together.

was Capper any good!!!!

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I was just reflecting on all of the changes in the off season, it has just been unbelievable.

Clark, Neeld, and Craig for starters. The new assistant coaches. New assistant line coaches. Prendergast leaving. A new footy manager. $. Jack Viney training with us. Plenty more as well. Plenty more as well. What an off season.

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was Capper any good!!!!

Fair player.

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Fair player.

Not great though

So the caption should be 1 great and 1 fair player!


2 great ex footballers together.

2 great lotharios comparing notes ...

"yep her too and her 5 daughters"

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2 great lotharios comparing notes ...

"yep her too and her 5 daughters"

What can I say?

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At the risk of getting belted I can pass on that Noble Game is running at Cranbourne friday 6.33 PM and should run a nice race.

 

When will we have banana fritters at Wongs?

Still curious about the alleged renovations


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