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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Pendles is an absolute freak.

Anyone who knocks Nick Daicos needs to just watch what he does, his vision and execution are superb.

77 possies to the two Daicos boys.

What a gift for the Pies.

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Pendles is an absolute freak.

    Anyone who knocks Nick Daicos needs to just watch what he does, his vision and execution are superb.

    77 possies to the two Daicos boys.

    What a gift for the Pies.

    Way to douse a fun thread, Red! 😄

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    7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Way to douse a fun thread, Red! 😄

    On the bright side, in 2028 while we are winning a premiership, Collingwood will have no Pendlebury, no Moore, only one 30yr old Daicos and a banana's chance in Hobart of rebuilding smoothly. Not only are the drafts compromised, but Tassie will blow out the salary cap market.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Pendles is an absolute freak.

    Anyone who knocks Nick Daicos needs to just watch what he does, his vision and execution are superb.

    77 possies to the two Daicos boys.

    What a gift for the Pies.

    Correct analysis, but I think this contradicts the "No B$" part of the title ... (from someone whose Dee's-loving daughter inevitably raises the finger when passing that black-and-white joint near the Swan Street bridge).

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    12 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Correct analysis, but I think this contradicts the "No B$" part of the title ... (from someone whose Dee's-loving daughter inevitably raises the finger when passing that black-and-white joint near the Swan Street bridge).

    I hear you.

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    Great start to the season and with Casey also winning by 100 points was a bonus, indicating a few players we have for depth.

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    Can’t see us winning tonight, they just look too good and at home.

    Think the celebration banana smoothie will have to wait until next week.

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Win or lose - the whips will be cracking at The Manor tonight Red!

    The sight of you with a wine cask in one hand and a whip in the other, is the source of much merriment for me.

    Have you suffered any water shortage in the moat over the last few months?

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    With no foxtel or the like and no coverage of tonight’s game on the box.

    I will be forced to listen on the wireless and watch the tillies live on ten.

    Hope they both win !!

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    35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    The sight of you with a wine cask in one hand and a whip in the other, is the source of much merriment for me.

    Have you suffered any water shortage in the moat over the last few months?

    Bah! Wine casks maybe the ambrosia of the hoi polloi but merely dregs to aristocrats such as my good self. Do not mention such things again.

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! Wine casks maybe the ambrosia of the hoi polloi but merely dregs to aristocrats such as my good self. Do not mention such things again.

    Maybe he meant wine casket, which is where you fill a bathtub with wine and lie down in it. That is true class.

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    2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Maybe he meant wine casket, which is where you fill a bathtub with wine and lie down in it. That is true class.

    Goffy, you are clearly a gentleman of refined taste.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Goffy, you are clearly a gentleman of refined taste.

    I hate to destroy your illusion of Goffy but he fills the bath with porphyry pearl.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I hate to destroy your illusion of Goffy but he fills the bath with porphyry pearl.

    That stuff was almost before my time, but I was in fact a home water birth in a spa filled with just such premium Australian sparkling plonk.

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    11 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    That stuff was almost before my time, but I was in fact a home water birth in a spa filled with just such premium Australian sparkling plonk.

    Vic Bitter.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Vic Bitter.

    I think I remember a scene like that from early in Breaking Bad.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well that was fun.

    Isn’t it interesting, as soon as we have an Arsenal visitor, some revert to soccer tactics instead of putting their body over it and picking the pill up. Salem did it numerous times. And Freo grow a leg of confidence from it smelling blood.

    Can they teach Langford to handball and on both sides of his body? Because he is an incomplete player if ever I’ve seen one. He only has a left foot and even that was missing last night.

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    1 hour ago, H_T said:

    Isn’t it interesting, as soon as we have an Arsenal visitor, some revert to soccer tactics instead of putting their body over it and picking the pill up. Salem did it numerous times. And Freo grow a leg of confidence from it smelling blood.

    Can they teach Langford to handball and on both sides of his body? Because he is an incomplete player if ever I’ve seen one. He only has a left foot and even that was missing last night.

    I thought Langford in the first two games has been well below how he played last year.

    Maybe it’s second year blues.

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    This is the one team I really love to beat.

    Go Dees, smash the Blues.

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    On 21/03/2026 at 09:23, Little Goffy said:

    Maybe he meant wine casket, which is where you fill a bathtub with wine and lie down in it. That is true class.

    Also, drinking one's own bath'water' then reflects warranted egoism, as opposed to the unwarranted sort.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yep! Just can't help but hate that scum of a club.

    Now you are talking.

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