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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Indeed, pretty smooth(ie)!?

Speaking of smoothies, the banana smoothie still remains the best IMO.

The green smoothie can be wretch inducing, the berry smoothie can fill the mouth with seeds and the Acai smoothie can be very rich and sickly sweet.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Speaking of smoothies, the banana smoothie still remains the best IMO.

    The green smoothie can be wretch inducing, the berry smoothie can fill the mouth with seeds and the Acai smoothie can be very rich and sickly sweet.

    That’s third world thinking Red

    (Good Luck tonight)

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    14 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    That’s third world thinking Red

    (Good Luck tonight)

    Ran 4th tried hard and retired.

    With Witts, Moyle, Knobel and Read at the Suns, Kalani’s choice should be pretty easy.

    We will need to draft another ruckman in the next year or two, or trade one in.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Ran 4th tried hard and retired.

    With Witts, Moyle, Knobel and Read at the Suns, Kalani’s choice should be pretty easy.

    We will need to draft another ruckman in the next year or two, or trade one in.

    As well as getting Kalani.

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    On 27/03/2025 at 17:42, Redleg said:

    I think some of the horses 🐎  like bananas 🍌.

    Some are also bananas about horses 😀

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    I'm not sure there are enough banana daiquiris in order to get through this season....

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    5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    I'm not sure there are enough banana daiquiris in order to get through this season....

    We don't deserve daiquiries atm, more like mashed banana on mouldy bread.

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    7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    We don't deserve daiquiries atm, more like mashed banana on mouldy bread.

    The players and such perhaps but we the suffering.... I want a daquuri... or ten ;)

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    The good news 😀 is at least we are not losing by 15 goals a game this time.

    I feel another rebuild is coming soon.

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    DL is certainly a happy place these days.

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    The luck in footy.

    Lever goes out for 2 months, for what we thought was a 1 week ankle injury.

    Stewart returns against us, to control the Cotton Ons backline and then pulls out tonight sick.

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    18 hours ago, Redleg said:

    The luck in footy.

    Lever goes out for 2 months, for what we thought was a 1 week ankle injury.

    Stewart returns against us, to control the Cotton Ons backline and then pulls out tonight sick.

    Stewart available for one round in between issues. Dangerfield not being suspended for yet another elbow to the throat, and then confounding our defence. Such is life. Just Geelong's captain and vice-captain playing probably their best individual games for the season.

    Wouldn't have minded if Coniglio had been managed sore for round 1 instead of being played as a permanent forward, given he has only played in half the Giant's games. He was a matchwinner against us for sure.

    But aside from lamenting the cruelty of the footy gods, it looks like as a team we have a major problem with veteran strong-bodied mids being sent forward.

    Touk Miller kicked three as the Gold Coast mids romped through for about ten goals between them.

    The North game is about the only one not defined by midfielders kicking goals against us, and even then, well, plenty of mids and mid-sized players kicked goals against us, it was just incidental on top of everyone else kicking goals against us that day.

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    Today’s result will be interesting.

    A hope for a revival or possibly season over.

    Membership numbers could be seriously affected too.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Today’s result will be interesting.

    A hope for a revival or possibly season over.

    Membership numbers could be seriously affected too.

    hope.gif

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    56 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    hope.gif

    Think I am there already.

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    21 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    This thread is the Demonlands'equivalent of the old radio serial "Blue Hills"

    “AND loving it” as Maxwell Smart would say.

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Today’s result will be interesting.

    A hope for a revival or possibly season over.

    Membership numbers could be seriously affected too.

    Season been over for us since round two. I still feel that the 2028 AFL is a better time for us.

    But on a brighter note West Perth has done well by recruiting a former Casey player. The young fella looks like he can play.

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    After our recent loss, we need to start a countdown as to how long it will take before we start winning again 😭 😔

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    I have just spoken to the football gods and it's NOT looking good for us this week! So I just show our straight loss count 6

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    Revised count 1 win 5 losses

    It a great day whenever a Fremantle team gets beaten

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    Few more happy Dees fans today:

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    Roan Steele looks like a great loss to Casey, but a fantastic addition to West Perth. He looks like he can play lol

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    On 19/04/2025 at 21:40, Redleg said:

    Few more happy Dees fans today:

    Finally something to be happy for

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Roan Steele looks like a great loss to Casey, but a fantastic addition to West Perth. He looks like he can play lol

    Didn't get to see a lot of him at Casey but do recall he finds a lot of footy.

    Reckon he'd make an AFL list DemonFrog?

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