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5 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Iโ€™m certain, Uncle, that if itโ€™s bigger than 4 inches it will be a banana.

What can you expect from a back pocket?

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Who moved the thread off the football board?

Clearly wants the thread not to discuss football and to effectively whither and die.

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Must have a terrible culture at Adelaide!

"Whileย Steven Mayโ€™s dig at Collingwoodย has raised eyebrows, he wasnโ€™t the only one over the weekend to take a shot at the premiers.

Speaking after winning the clubโ€™s best and fairest on Saturday night, Adelaide skipper Jordan Dawson revealed he messaged teammates during the grand final to tell them the Crows were better than Collingwood and Brisbane."

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Who moved the thread off the football board?

Clearly wants the thread not to discuss football and to effectively whither and die.

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I think it was your pride-based call to erect a stature in your honour (2 in fact!) that did it Red. Andy and the Mods saw "red" at your request and decided to banish you.ย 


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7 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

I think it was your pride-based call to erect a stature in your honour (2 in fact!) that did it Red. Andy and the Mods saw "red" at your request and decided to banish you.ย 

Their loss, it is the biggest, most posted, most read, longest lasting and best thread ever on DL, never causing a problem either and yet for some reason there is this desire to end it.

Football is discussed, yet it is put on a general discussion board.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Their loss, it is the biggest, most posted, most read, longest lasting and best thread ever on DL, never causing a problem either and yet for some reason there is this desire to end it.

Football is discussed, yet it is put on a general discussion board.

I agree with you Red. Moving this thread is [censored]!

Demonland has become unfathomable of late!

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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I agree with you Red. Moving this thread is [censored]!

Demonland has become unfathomable of late!

Forget the culture of the MFC, maybe we need to discuss the culture of Demonland.

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On 01/11/2023 at 10:38, Bitter but optimistic said:

I agree with you Red. Moving this thread is [censored]!

Demonland has become unfathomable of late!

Opening Demonland is like buying a packet of cigarettes.ย  Graphic warnings front and back.

I'm happy if it dissuades people from smoking, but saddened at what it and other actions are doing to Demonland.ย 


@Redleg, it's time for some action to get this thread put back on the main board. It doesn't deserve to die in obscurity way out here (it doesn't deserve to die at all!) - but it surely will unless something is done.ย 

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1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

@Redleg, it's time for some action to get this thread put back on the main board. It doesn't deserve to die in obscurity way out here (it doesn't deserve to die at all!) - but it surely will unless something is done.ย 

I think we all need to post on every thread in the Football and Trade threads demanding this great thread be restored to the football thread, itโ€™s rightful home.

Post some footy content every time too, like this for example, I think Tracc should play forward for parts of the game. Clearly it is therefore a footy thread not a general one.

Excited Seinfeld GIF


Thank you @Demonlandย for moving us back to the main board!

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49 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Thank you @Demonlandย for moving us back to the main board!

Yes praise be to Demonland.

We are back bigger than ever and we are all invited to BBOโ€™s manor, to watch the draft and see if we trade up, or take two future champions and another good player in Brown. I didnโ€™t want to put too much pressure on Kynan.

See how I put some footy discussion into my post. I think we all need to do that here and there, to remain on the footy thread.

WJ and I were discussing today whether we use a rookie spot on a mature ruckman for a year or so, any thoughts?

PS: canโ€™t wait to celebrate with a banana daiquiri.

Edited by Redleg

16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes praise be to Demonland.

We are back bigger than ever and we are all invited to BBOโ€™s manor, to watch the draft and see if we trade up, or take two future champions and another good player in Brown. I didnโ€™t want to put too much pressure on Kynan.

See how I put some footy discussion into my post. I think we all need to do that here and there, to remain on the footy thread.

WJ and I were discussing today whether we use a rookie spot on a mature ruckman for a year or so, any thoughts?

PS: canโ€™t wait to celebrate with a banana daiquiri.

Go Footy!!!

Iโ€™m watching Erin Phillips in her last match. The most decorated player in the league and she just kicked her first goal for the day which is also the last goal of her career. The home crowd at Alberton went nuts. Sheโ€™s an absolute champ. Of course I wouldnโ€™t be so glowing in my praise if Port werenโ€™t second last on the ladder. ๐Ÿ˜ GO DEES!!!

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes praise be to Demonland.

We are back bigger than ever and we are all invited to BBOโ€™s manor, to watch the draft and see if we trade up, or take two future champions and another good player in Brown. I didnโ€™t want to put too much pressure on Kynan.

See how I put some footy discussion into my post. I think we all need to do that here and there, to remain on the footy thread.

WJ and I were discussing today whether we use a rookie spot on a mature ruckman for a year or so, any thoughts?

PS: canโ€™t wait to celebrate with a banana daiquiri.

on my brekky tomorrow along with the mandatory sliced banana, i'm going to add a few bottled cherries ... on the top

It seems Redleg has provided the mods and cease and desist and the thread is back. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚


Just now, Demonsterative said:

It seems Redleg has provided the mods and cease and desist and the thread is back. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

yep, we're sending him off to tel aviv then kiev next,to speed up negotiations

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yep, we're sending him off to tel aviv then kiev next,to speed up negotiations

It seems Red is also heading to other parts of the world to talk to other red and blues parties discussing heads of house.ย 
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He is not happy Albo did not have an audience when he visited the USA.ย 

I come from the state of bananas, but recently in Singapore had two of the nicest bannanas ever. Anyone else had good overseas banana experiences?

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Redlegโ€™s tip for the cup, if Vauban runs to his best he will win easily, with daylight to second.

It is a big IF of course.

Remember Gambling is addictive.

Only 2 weeks to the draft, oh the nerves.

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6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Redlegโ€™s tip for the cup, if Vauban runs to his best he will win easily, with daylight to second.

It is a big IF of course.

Remember Gambling is addictive.

Only 2 weeks to the draft, oh the nerves.

Do you have a best roughie chance for the cup Red?ย 


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