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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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53 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Reminds me of this:

The sex life of a man based on his age…

20-40yo - tri-weekly. 
40-60yo - try weekly. 
60yo +    - try weakly.

😁

You are too kind.

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    15 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Can we talk about coke yo yos soon?

    Ah yes “around the world” , “walking the dog” and “the sleeper.”

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    6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Never mind.

    First of all there was the pound, slang term quid, this was divided into 20 shillings with one shilling (bob), two shilling (old term florin) coins and a 10 shilling note. A shilling was divided into 12 pennies with three penny (thrup'ny bit) and six penny

    A bob as in footy talk. 
    i wouldnt give two bob for that bloke- player.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Ah yes “around the world” , “walking the dog” and “the sleeper.”

    “The sleeper” - is that another name for “Rock the cradle”???

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    I haven't been on for a few days. It seems Demonland has suffered a bout of censorship. Are we now so sensitive that we cannot take bad news?

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Reminds me of this:

    The sex life of a man based on his age…

    20-40yo - tri-weekly. 
    40-60yo - try weekly. 
    60yo +    - try weakly.

    😁

    Bases on information provided by an acquaintance, I understand that modern chemical ..... err enhancers .... have changed that equation somewhat!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Ah yes “around the world” , “walking the dog” and “the sleeper.”

    and rocking the baby (my speciality) 

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bases on information provided by an acquaintance, I understand that modern chemical ..... err enhancers .... have changed that equation somewhat!

    “…an acquaintance” huh? Okaaay. 

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    25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and rocking the baby (my speciality) 

    That was the hardest. It required a lot of spin. 

    Nb.This post is only in reference to yo yo  related tricks.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The sleeper

    Now you've got me reminiscing about Larry O Dea from C9 s World championship wrestling.

    Could have been Ron Miller. Not sure. 

    It seemed so real.

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    57 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    That was the hardest. It required a lot of spin. 

    Nb.This post is only in reference to yo yo  related tricks.

    and i remember, back in the ... err never mind ... the girls ("birds") would prise off the clear plastic sides and insert photos of their favourite hearthrob (elvis, tommy steele etc). coca cola really cleaned up in those days

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    “The sleeper” - is that another name for “Rock the cradle”???

    Yes the American version.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    I haven't been on for a few days. It seems Demonland has suffered a bout of censorship. Are we now so sensitive that we cannot take bad news?

    Can’t see any explanation for it either.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    and rocking the baby (my speciality) 

    and i just remembered - the 3 leaf clover

    they used to hold competitions and some people were just unbelievable

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    41 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Now you've got me reminiscing about Larry O Dea from C9 s World championship wrestling.

    Could have been Ron Miller. Not sure. 

    It seemed so real.

    Has there ever been a better looking man than Skull Murphy?

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    and i just remembered - the 3 leaf clover

    they used to hold competitions and some people were just unbelievable

    It was one of those fads that lasted a while. I remember you could buy the cheaper Fanta yo yos. If memory serves, the coke clear ones were a dollar twenty. Probably collector items now.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Has there ever been a better looking man than Skull Murphy?

    Ha.

    He was before my time though.

    Uglies included killer Karl and Butcher Branigan.

    I loved Andre the Giant.

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    Just now, leave it to deever said:

    Ha.

    He was before my time though.

    Uglies included killer Karl and Butcher Branigan.

    I loved Andre the Giant.

    Has there been a better athlete than Haystacks Calhoun?

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    It was one of those fads that lasted a while. I remember you could buy the cheaper Fanta yo yos. If memory serves, the coke clear ones were a dollar twenty. Probably collector items now.

    werent no dollars then, deever.  so, that would be 12 shillings, though that seems too dear.  get a bag of genuine strings for sixpence too.

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    6 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Can we talk about coke yo yos soon?

    My Fav was the Fanta.

    Harder to find than the coke ones now and even rarer to find one in VG to 'near mint' condition.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Has there ever been a better looking man than Skull Murphy?

    Yes....  MARKeeta Little Wolf

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    14 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Can we talk about coke yo yos soon?

    No.  Still traumatised.  Was only a small kid and I reckon the string was longer than me. 2nd go the yoyo hit the ground and broke in 2.  The rest is history.  Explains everything really.

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    8 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    My Fav was the Fanta.

    Harder to find than the coke ones now and even rarer to find one in VG to 'near mint' condition.

    I found they didn't spin as well.

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