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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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23 minutes ago, layzie said:

I don't think I've had enough Scotch this winter. 

That's my plan for Friday... support the orange team while having some orange (amber...?) 

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

    I am happy though to join your coup.

    Do you even know how to coup? You can’t coup yourself! It’s not a coup if you’re joining in to overthrow yourself. Silly bugger. 

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

    I am happy though to join your coup.

    Speak of the leg.

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    9 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    That's my plan for Friday... support the orange team while having some orange (amber...?) 

    Works for me!

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Do you even know how to coup? You can’t coup yourself! It’s not a coup if you’re joining in to overthrow yourself. Silly bugger. 

    Sense of humour departed, has it?

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    Currently at a function at MCC. 
    The Ox was first speaker. Told some stories about his gambling mishaps- funny and entertaining…. but the message was clear. 
    Terrific speaker and entertainer!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Currently at a function at MCC. 
    The Ox was first speaker. Told some stories about his gambling mishaps- funny and entertaining…. but the message was clear. 
    Terrific speaker and entertainer!

    Plenty of casks I hope.

    Should I send the horse and cart to ferry you home to the manor, when the casks are empty?

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    Managed to have a chat with the ox. Geez he’s a lovely bloke. 
     PS 
    I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Managed to have a chat with the ox. Geez he’s a lovely bloke. 
     PS 
    I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

    I'm sure the feeling was mutual Uncle Bitter 🙂

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:


    I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

    Be careful its not a serial killer, who is just trying to lure you home and steal your collar.

    Edited by Redleg

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    23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    You're not in Sydney, yeah?

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

    Tasmania?

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    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

    The dusty wine will fit in beautifully at the dusty Manor.

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    I hate football. 

    Then stay on here.

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    9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    Can I be your old friends friend?

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    On 9/22/2023 at 11:38 AM, Redleg said:

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

    I am not sure, but I think I am perceiving a hint of sarcasm.

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    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

    What a team.

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