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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am not sure.

Can a ball snicked, get stuck in gully?

If a ball is hit into cover, is it hidden.

Is silly mid on for simple people?

if you are run out, have you left the field?

If your leg is not before the wicket, is it behind it?

If you bowl 6 times and the umpire calls over, is the game finished?

Does a wicket keeper take the stumps and bails home?

If a bowler bowls a no ball, what is he using to bowl with?

Just some random thoughts on your example. I am sure there are plenty more to come.

When a bowler throws out a bouncer did he just take his job?

When the umpire calls "wide" who are they calling wide? That's mean.

 

Couldn't help it. 

 

We won't even go to the notion of ... 3rd Leg.........

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

I'm  calling 'Drinks' ...  🙄

and i'm letting it go through to the keeper

 
21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

We won't even go to the notion of ... 3rd Leg.........

yes, what happens on the ground stays on the ground

1 hour ago, layzie said:

When a bowler throws out a bouncer did he just take his job?

When the umpire calls "wide" who are they calling wide? That's mean.

 

Couldn't help it. 

Why is it called a maiden over instead of a virgin?

Ps will our kayo subscriptions go up with the Fox news settlement?


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and i'm letting it go through to the keeper

Try explaining the game of cricket and all its jargon to someone unfamiliar to the game. What a challenge.

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Why have blokes fielding where they slip?

Is this a game for pirates, given I’ve seen a Captain Hook?

If you bowl an off break ball, do you then use another ball?

If a fielder is in the covers, is he hidden?

Is the game played on a throw and that’s why it’s called a pitch?

What sort of tea do they drink at tea break?

Do the batsmen wear very big pants to fit a box in them?

If you bowl a leg break, does the batsmen retire hurt?

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Just saw Corey McKernan at Pacific Fair shopping centre at Broadbeach. Obviously up to see Roos v Suns this afternoon.

 
On 4/20/2023 at 10:46 AM, Redleg said:

Speak for yourself R and B, I am a Mensa superstar.

A brilliant nut job then?

2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A brilliant nut job then?

or another sociopath on the spectrum, r&b ?


3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or another sociopath on the spectrum, r&b ?

I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

I have seen no evidence to change that view.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

I have seen no evidence to change that view.

Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

That is very apt here.

Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

 

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

That is very apt here.

Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

 

Good heavens Red!

What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

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10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good heavens Red!

What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

I think I may have reached a state of confusion.

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 

Good judgement no doubt 

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 

i always knew your crystal balls were reliable, uncle 🤣

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i always knew your crystal balls were reliable, uncle 🤣

Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

Just now, daisycutter said:

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.


13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

Some things just can’t be done on zoom.

13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

no need uncle, i think she already has your measure  

 
26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

I'm in 


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