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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

    One of the smartest of all time.

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    13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

    "patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

    I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

    I'm still reeling.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

    I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

    I'm still reeling.

    Is that still reeling or feeling?

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

    Listening to him would give diarrhea the sh*ts ...

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

    I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

    I'm still reeling.

    I can't tell if this is outrage or excitement.

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    8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Listening to him would give diarrhea the sh*ts ...

    A wonderful vision.

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    AFL 360 last night in their graphics, stating that footy starts this week and listing the games for this week.

    Good start.

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Has my last post been censored and deleted?

    Television News GIF by Pixel Parade App

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    Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

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    52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

    At least we have good players to replace them. would you prefer to be St Kilda?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

    Which is of course why TMac got a gig as a key forward in 2021.  Looking forward to see what this year throws up.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    At least we have good players to replace them. would you prefer to be St Kilda?

    No I wouldn’t. But you would hate to drop a game you should win because of injuries to star players. 

    We could have 25% of out starting 18 missing.

    Anyway we just need to win.

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    1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Amazing how quiet this thread gets when preseason footy games started haha

    Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.

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    44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.

    I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

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    2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

    The manor’s wine casks have been re stocked in preparation for the coming season.

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    The manor’s wine casks have been re stocked in preparation for the coming season.

    I heard the trucks rolled up this morning.

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    It's great when there is nothing happening and we can all just relax.

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    It's great when there is nothing happening and we can all just relax.

    Speaking of relaxing, and I’m gonna feel so old saying this, but what’s up with this…AA8C68CA-5831-47BC-BF08-416F8875EA46.thumb.jpeg.1f2805015c4a0fe59bd831f8655ae12d.jpeg

    What’s wrong with just plain and simple colouring? Why “mindful” colouring?

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