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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

Which is of course why TMac got a gig as a key forward in 2021.  Looking forward to see what this year throws up.

 
 
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1 hour ago, old dee said:

At least we have good players to replace them. would you prefer to be St Kilda?

No I wouldn’t. But you would hate to drop a game you should win because of injuries to star players. 

We could have 25% of out starting 18 missing.

Anyway we just need to win.

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1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Amazing how quiet this thread gets when preseason footy games started haha

Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.


44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.

I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

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2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

The manor’s wine casks have been re stocked in preparation for the coming season.

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

The manor’s wine casks have been re stocked in preparation for the coming season.

I heard the trucks rolled up this morning.

 
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It's great when there is nothing happening and we can all just relax.

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It's great when there is nothing happening and we can all just relax.

Speaking of relaxing, and I’m gonna feel so old saying this, but what’s up with this…AA8C68CA-5831-47BC-BF08-416F8875EA46.thumb.jpeg.1f2805015c4a0fe59bd831f8655ae12d.jpeg

What’s wrong with just plain and simple colouring? Why “mindful” colouring?


9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Speaking of relaxing, and I’m gonna feel so old saying this, but what’s up with this…AA8C68CA-5831-47BC-BF08-416F8875EA46.thumb.jpeg.1f2805015c4a0fe59bd831f8655ae12d.jpeg

What’s wrong with just plain and simple colouring? Why “mindful” colouring?

Love mindful colouring exercises! It really does help just zoning in on one thing. Especially if you're like me with the monkey mind all day!

Having said that it is funny when you see things branded as 'mindful colouring' because it is really just a colouring book and I doubt that any scientific research has gone into making it more mindful. 

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9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Speaking of relaxing, and I’m gonna feel so old saying this, but what’s up with this…AA8C68CA-5831-47BC-BF08-416F8875EA46.thumb.jpeg.1f2805015c4a0fe59bd831f8655ae12d.jpeg

What’s wrong with just plain and simple colouring? Why “mindful” colouring?

They need a tag to sell it.

It’s like Uncle Bitter’s wine casks being labelled “aged” or “premium “.

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

They need a tag to sell it.

It’s like Uncle Bitter’s wine casks being labelled “aged” or “premium “.

True. Another good one is 'Adult colouring books'

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I was hoping for a draw tonight, as it is painful to see Blues or Cats win.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I was hoping for a draw tonight, as it is painful to see Blues or Cats win.

Draw would have been fun 


I keep letting bananas run down to their brownest. Don't get me wrong it's great for smoothies but am I enjoying the richness of the banana in this short time we have on planet Earth? 

I'll let the viewers decide..

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am ashamed to admit it .... but .....I was barracking for Geelong.

I just wanted to see Carlton nutted on the line.

I was the opposite BBO, no one has done what Geelong did to us on that fateful 186 day and I will never forgive them and wish them a loss everytime they play and pray for their downfall.

3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

I was the opposite BBO, no one has done what Geelong did to us on that fateful 186 day and I will never forgive them and wish them a loss everytime they play and pray for their downfall.

True enough ...... but i just despise Carlton.

9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am ashamed to admit it .... but .....I was barracking for Geelong.

I just wanted to see Carlton nutted on the line.

I call it a win-win game for us (unless it is a draw, which has its own compensations).


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Can’t understand why May flew up there. Surely it would be better for him to have stayed in Melbourne if there was doubt. Can’t see how being stuck in a plane for 5 hours return is beneficial.

 
On 3/20/2023 at 8:53 AM, Redleg said:

They need a tag to sell it.

It’s like Uncle Bitter’s wine casks being labelled “aged” or “premium “.

Wine casks? That's how he labels himself!

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It's like that song this weekend;

What a knee, what a knee, what a might good knee.


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