Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

Did someone say BANANA 🍌 👀 😳 🤔 😋 

 
  • 2 weeks later...
  • Author
On 11/30/2022 at 8:29 AM, layzie said:

Frozen bananas aren't the same. 

They are better than melted ones.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

They are better than melted ones.

How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

  • Author
3 hours ago, old dee said:

How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

I was lucky listening to Mrs. Redleg and going to Doctor straight away. Antibiotics did the trick. Will be able to resume handballing now. Thanks for asking:


A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

FB070F5A-BF94-4BA4-BEE5-3C02674F350D.thumb.jpeg.a2979eab2f46dd7e599edc2b8966193d.jpeg
 

❤️💙 ❤️💙

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

They are better than melted ones.

Yeah but you know the feels 

  • Author
16 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

FB070F5A-BF94-4BA4-BEE5-3C02674F350D.thumb.jpeg.a2979eab2f46dd7e599edc2b8966193d.jpeg
 

❤️💙 ❤️💙

One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

 
54 minutes ago, Redleg said:

One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

My favourite Billy Joel song has yet to be written and will likely never be written.  
#NotAfanButLoveTheDrummer’sAttire

 

  • 2 weeks later...
  • Author

To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.


2 hours ago, Redleg said:

To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.

The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

  • Author
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

Your not!

  • Author
8 minutes ago, old dee said:

Your not!

Yes I know.

We certainly have come a long way.

Senior flag, Casey flag, AFLW flag and a strong list in each club going forward.

More flags and a new club training/home and we are in a great position for continued success.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

May you all get what you deserve!

So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

12 minutes ago, old dee said:

So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

If you are going to dream then dream big is my policy.


2 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

So Martin Flanagan has a delusional mate.

What's this got to do with anything Stiffy? I have delusional mates ...... FMD ..... I'm delusional most of the time.

I just don't know when.

  • Author
14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

.... I'm delusional most of the time.

I just don't know when.

Now that’s delusional.

  • Author

Real cricket is back on tomorrow.

Feet up uncle Bitters, in your favourite rocking chair, in front of the tele, sipping from a wine cask, in the conservatory at the manor.

Surely that is heaven.

 

what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages?

did they all succumb to covid?

or have you eaten them all?

concerned dc


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • GAMEDAY: Richmond

    It's Game Day on Friday night. ANZAC Eve. The big stage at the ‘G. The Demons return to the spotlight for one of our most significant nights on the football calendar, taking on the Tigers in a clash that always carries extra weight given the gravity of occasion of the commemoration of the ANZAC Spirit. Under the lights, in front of a packed house, this is where moments are made. Can the Dees rise to the occasion and deliver on the big stage, or will Richmond spoil the night? All the build-up, discussion, and in-game reactions here. Go Dees.

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 209 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 7

    Round 7 is here, with the ANZAC commemoration games taking centre stage. Who are you tipping this week, and which results would be most favourable for the Demons?

    • 45 replies
  • PREVIEW: Richmond

    Who would have imagined, when the season kicked off early last month, that Melbourne would emerge from the opening six weeks with wins over both Queensland powerhouses? At the time, Gold Coast and Brisbane were the competition’s early pace-setters, the flavours of the month, and the prospect of the Demons toppling both within the course of a fortnight seemed remote. Yet here they are, banking those scalps alongside home victories over two traditional Victorian rivals and building a quietly impressive resume.

    • 1 reply
  • PREGAME: Richmond

    The Dees hit the big Friday night stage for the first and only time this season when they take on the Tigers under lights on ANZAC Eve at the G. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Like
    • 402 replies
  • REPORT: Brisbane

    Before Sunday, the last time the Brisbane Lions had walked onto the turf of the Melbourne Cricket Ground, they celebrated the pinnacle of the sport - an AFL premiership secured in emphatic fashion for the second consecutive year.

    • 1 reply
  • CASEY: Brisbane

    From the outset, the Casey Demons lacked any spring in their steps. They were out-hustled and out-bustled and finally outplayed by the Brisbane Lions by 38 points on their home turf in perfect conditions at Casey Fields.

    • 0 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.