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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Did someone say BANANA 🍌 👀 😳 🤔 😋 

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    On 11/30/2022 at 8:29 AM, layzie said:

    Frozen bananas aren't the same. 

    They are better than melted ones.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    They are better than melted ones.

    How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    How is the elbow Mr. Leg?

    I was lucky listening to Mrs. Redleg and going to Doctor straight away. Antibiotics did the trick. Will be able to resume handballing now. Thanks for asking:

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    A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

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    ❤️💙 ❗️❗️❗️ ❤️💙

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    They are better than melted ones.

    Yeah but you know the feels 

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    16 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    A friend of mine just sent me this pic from the Billy Joel concert. Check out the drummer’s choice of attire…

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    ❤️💙 ❗️❗️❗️ ❤️💙

    One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

    BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

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    54 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    One of the smartest attired drummers I have seen.

    BTW, my favourite Billy Joel song is Rosalinda’s Eyes and then My Life.

    My favourite Billy Joel song has yet to be written and will likely never be written.  
    #NotAfanButLoveTheDrummer’sAttire

     

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    To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    To all the posters and readers of this greatest footy thread in the world, I wish you all, happy and safe holiday times and a great start to the new year, a year in which the Dees dominate and win our next flag/cup 🏆.

    The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The 3 of us say back atchya RL!

    Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Very snippy retort. You would think I was Uncle Bitters nephew.

    Your not!

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Your not!

    Yes I know.

    We certainly have come a long way.

    Senior flag, Casey flag, AFLW flag and a strong list in each club going forward.

    More flags and a new club training/home and we are in a great position for continued success.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    May you all get what you deserve!

    So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

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    12 minutes ago, old dee said:

    So my Porsche is only 4 days away.

    i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm not too fussy, i'll settle for a mercedes eqs amg 

    If you are going to dream then dream big is my policy.

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    2 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Happy Festivus to all!

    https://footyology.com.au/martin-flanagan-a-christmas-tale/

    So Martin Flanagan has a delusional mate.

    What's this got to do with anything Stiffy? I have delusional mates ...... FMD ..... I'm delusional most of the time.

    I just don't know when.

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    14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... I'm delusional most of the time.

    I just don't know when.

    Now that’s delusional.

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    Real cricket is back on tomorrow.

    Feet up uncle Bitters, in your favourite rocking chair, in front of the tele, sipping from a wine cask, in the conservatory at the manor.

    Surely that is heaven.

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    what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages?

    did they all succumb to covid?

    or have you eaten them all?

    concerned dc

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